Smuggler Archive
Thread: Those questions
Message Edited by cpz on 06-17-2005 09:28 AM
ChiiTWINS wrote:
"ur cute, wil u mary me?"
/shoot n00b between eyes
LOL the last time I got this - It was some n00b looking bloke and (me being a male) had only one logical reaction.
/backhand;
/yell I'M RICK JAMES B!TCH!;
I swear, my next character will be a Dosh. Or maybe a rodian.
Stupid-a$$ me for creating a cute Twi female. And now I'm attached to the char, and can't get rid of her.
"I'm not paying for a crappy slice!"
"You're not paying me for the slice Scooter. You're paying me so I giveyour (insert item name here)back."
Me: (after Slicing a really nice Krayted T-21 pre-CU) 17% speed.
Idiot: What? Dood u ruind my rifle! Speed does nothing 4 me!
Me: Sucks to be you. That'll be 10K please.
Idiot: I'm not paying 4 that! U ruind it!
Me: Fine. I can get even more money for it by selling it on a vendor.
Idiot: But its mine! Gimme back!
Me: You get it back as soon as I get paid for the slicing.
Idiot: Fine, I give u the money!
Me: Wonderful... that'll be 50K please.
Idiot: Dood! U said 10K before!
Me: You're right, but now I've tacked on a 40K "Pain in the ass" tax.
Idiot: What?!?!?!!!???!?!?!
Me: Don't make me add a "this guy is a moron" tax on top of it, ok? Just trade.
Gaitan wrote:
"I'm not paying for a crappy slice!"
"You're not paying me for the slice Scooter. You're paying me so I giveyour (insert item name here)back."
1)
BH: "I have your mission and if you pay me 100k, I'll drop it. Do you want to make this hard on both of us?"
Me: "I was more planning on making it hard on just you."
2)
Imperial Colonel Doc: "Will buff for 10k credits or 200 faction!"
/run to recruiter
/go S.F.
/del 200 rebel faction
Imperial Colonel Doc: "What the hell did you do that for?!"
3)
Putz: "I want 35% damage slice on my gun."
Me: "It's all random."
Putz: "Can you do it though?"
Me: "I could if everything was perfect and lady luck herself came down from heaven and blessed me."
Putz: "Will you?"
Me: "No."
Putz: "Y not? U said you could!"
Me: "Because you can't understand the word random."
4)
Imptard: "I need a faction HQ."
Me: "I only sell rebel bases, imps can't use them."
Imptard: "That's fine. Do you have any? I'm in a hurry."
Me: "I do. PvE HQ is 1.6 mil. I assume you're going to use it for loot/fp?"
Imptard: "K. I banktipped you. Thanks a lot!"
...... time passes ......
Imptard: "OMG! You sold me a fake base! I can't place it!"