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Thread: *SMUGGLER mind trick*

Ternque01
Fri Jul 08, 2005 6:32 pm
#14

Hehehehe... I wonder in the story SWG, the smuggler character standing for all of us is put into a coma from a tragic YT-1300 accident in space.... Two years later, still on life support, a pack of 13 year olds carrying flourescent baseball bats passes by the smuggler's hospital room and wonders "Who is that person?". Little do they notice that one has accidentally kicked the life support system power coupling from the battery terminal. I think this is the part of the story we are at now


Nice sig, Veela





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Antonnio
Fri Jul 08, 2005 7:36 pm
#15
...relggums pmaver ot sved eht llet ot tnaw uoy...pmaver relggums a rof enihw ot tnaw uoy...relggums a eb ot tnaw uoy...doog si gnilggums...srelggums evol uoy...pmaver relggums a tnaw uoy......relggums pmaver ot sved eht llet ot tnaw uoy...pmaver relggums a rof enihw ot tnaw uoy...relggums a eb ot tnaw uoy...doog si gnilggums...srelggums evol uoy...pmaver relggums a tnaw uoy...


I Want a smuggler revamp... I love smugglers... smuggling IS good... I WANT to be a smuggler...

*shakes head*

Wait, I am a smuggler... curse your smuggler mind tricks!!! 



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WesBelden
Fri Jul 08, 2005 7:58 pm
#16
......

/bow

Genius



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MISTagent01
Fri Jul 08, 2005 8:10 pm
#17
For some reason, I realized we haven't used subliminal messaging yet.



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I am Jack's Smirking Revenge. I am Jack's Ignored Profession.
Theed was a bustling commerce city...people hawked their wares, danced, laughed, dueled, and had a rollicking good time. Cantinas packed with Entertainers of every race, shape and size...along with scoundrels, Stormtroopers, and drunks. People grouped up and stuck together in the wilderness, and you ALWAYS took a Scout or a Ranger with you. We lived our own Star Wars saga. We created our own personas, our own histories, and it all blended into this wonderful, magical experience that I will always remember...

That magic is gone now, but I'd pay 50 bucks a month to have it back.

Editor's Note: The author of the above post has quit giving SOE her money. She suggests you do the same, because this game will never be what you want it to be.


SpinningCloud
Fri Jul 08, 2005 8:12 pm
#18




MISTagent01 wrote:

For some reason, I realized we haven't used subliminal messaging yet.




Don't they actually have to read it to get even a subliminal message?


I was thinking more of microwaving their cerebelum to get their attention.





Smuggler, Smuggler, Smuggler Pie, Two years of "Soon"(TM), a harsh bunch of lies.
Ask me a riddle and I reply: "Smuggler, Smuggler, Smuggler Pie"

Smuggler, Smuggler, Smuggler Pie, Dancers can't smuggle and neither can I.
Ask me a riddle and I reply: "Smuggler, Smuggler, Smuggler Pie."

Smuggler, Smuggler, Smuggler Pie, Why are there Jedi, I don't know why.
Ask me a riddle and I reply: "Smuggler, Smuggler, Smuggler Pie."

Ternque01
Fri Jul 08, 2005 8:12 pm
#19




SpinningCloud wrote:




MISTagent01 wrote:

For some reason, I realized we haven't used subliminal messaging yet.




Don't they actually have to read it to get even a subliminal message?


I was thinking more of microwaving their cerebelum to get their attention.






I like his idea.



Axob Freelight
The non-Jedi are extinct. Their fire has gone out of the universe.
La-grange
Fri Jul 08, 2005 11:47 pm
#20




Antonnio wrote:
...relggums pmaver ot sved eht llet ot tnaw uoy...pmaver relggums a rof enihw ot tnaw uoy...relggums a eb ot tnaw uoy...doog si gnilggums...srelggums evol uoy...pmaver relggums a tnaw uoy......relggums pmaver ot sved eht llet ot tnaw uoy...pmaver relggums a rof enihw ot tnaw uoy...relggums a eb ot tnaw uoy...doog si gnilggums...srelggums evol uoy...pmaver relggums a tnaw uoy...


I Want a smuggler revamp... I love smugglers... smuggling IS good... I WANT to be a smuggler...

*shakes head*

Wait, I am a smuggler... curse your smuggler mind tricks!!!




Hmm reads like stereo instuctions.....Could it be??? Or is it the lost copy of "Making MMOG's for dummies".



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LTZweigg
Sat Jul 09, 2005 7:27 am
#21




La-grange wrote:





Antonnio wrote:
...relggums pmaver ot sved eht llet ot tnaw uoy...pmaver relggums a rof enihw ot tnaw uoy...relggums a eb ot tnaw uoy...doog si gnilggums...srelggums evol uoy...pmaver relggums a tnaw uoy......relggums pmaver ot sved eht llet ot tnaw uoy...pmaver relggums a rof enihw ot tnaw uoy...relggums a eb ot tnaw uoy...doog si gnilggums...srelggums evol uoy...pmaver relggums a tnaw uoy...


I Want a smuggler revamp... I love smugglers... smuggling IS good... I WANT to be a smuggler...

*shakes head*

Wait, I am a smuggler... curse your smuggler mind tricks!!!




Hmm reads like stereo instuctions.....Could it be???





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Message Edited by LTZweigg on 07-09-2005 10:27 AM



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yimaz
Sat Jul 09, 2005 7:34 am
#22

I Love Jedi give smugglers a real revamp they are the best nerf crying sissys SOE is right on the money when it comes to the smuggler profession ya right 2yrs of waiting for nothing.... we are smugglers maybe try letting us freakin smuggle and all non-jedi professions for that matter are perfect! There are no bugs at all in game if you view the game as one big bug that is and content is rich and exciting if you like working around bugs and doing the same thing over and over again, does anyone actually read the story achs anymore or just hit yes, yes , yes? Thank You SOE for providing us your paying customes with everything we hoped for and more! now fix all the damn bugs, the GCW, the jedi Domination and all professions that dont use a glow stick.









Message Edited by yimaz on 07-09-2005 10:39 AM



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The_Old_Ferenczy
Sat Jul 09, 2005 7:40 am
#23

This is a bit off topic ...but ..


The other night I was loading into the Correlia starport...finished and promptly had a "<insert name> challenges you to a duel" message...


Strange I thought...maybe someone clicked on me by accident...


Did a quick /tar <name>....


and low and behold...25m away there was ....nothing....cept some brackets...


Now ...being the swaggering cool smuggler that I am....


I walked...Yes...walked!...over to afore mentioned "nothing but brackets"...


and said...


"Your puny jedi mind tricks wont work on me...."


Slowly turned and walked away...


I hadnt reached the exit from the landing area before i heard via /tell..


"You just wait...that's going away with the next publish...you wont be able to /target me then...Noob...!"


Had a good chuckle in the cantina shortly afterwards.






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Vampiric_Hoshi
Sat Jul 09, 2005 8:38 am
#24

subliminal messages hmm?


*looks at Veela*


say my name, say my name, say my name, say name


I'm not very good at subliminal.. hell I can barely say it! sublilimnal.. sublimial.. hmm




Abandon all hope
WesBelden
Sat Jul 09, 2005 8:44 am
#25
/directs Thibor to the A chuckle for the Smuggler thread.

post there tooooo!



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ClevtonRyles
Sun Jul 10, 2005 12:54 am
#26
I just looked at the first post for a few seconds and... suddenly found my self in the kitched grabbing a slice of apple pie and a corona.

Don't get me wrong, its a good combination... It's just a bit weird.



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