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Thread: A Shipwright's Pitch to the Smuggler Community

SpinningCloud
Tue Jul 12, 2005 8:24 am
#14

I want you to know how much we appreciate ANYTHING that would give us content.


However what we really want is to SMUGGLE.






Smuggler, Smuggler, Smuggler Pie, Two years of "Soon"(TM), a harsh bunch of lies.
Ask me a riddle and I reply: "Smuggler, Smuggler, Smuggler Pie"

Smuggler, Smuggler, Smuggler Pie, Dancers can't smuggle and neither can I.
Ask me a riddle and I reply: "Smuggler, Smuggler, Smuggler Pie."

Smuggler, Smuggler, Smuggler Pie, Why are there Jedi, I don't know why.
Ask me a riddle and I reply: "Smuggler, Smuggler, Smuggler Pie."

SwenLaransa
Tue Jul 12, 2005 8:45 am
#15

"The space game is balanced. Allowing slicing would blah blah blah" - Some SOE person.

But sure, why not. Unless someone's eyesight is screwed and they can't see purple I don't see any reason why changing astetics would do a thing to disrupt balance. More useless fluf for smugglers! Why soon we might be able to dual wield our own wooden guns!




Swen Laransa
Fish of the Force & Smuggler at Heart

Anoron
Master Shipwright & Smuggler
Ships and Jedi Resources at -387 2901 Dantooine

Saarek
Tue Jul 12, 2005 8:53 am
#16






SwenLaransa wrote:
"The space game is balanced. Allowing slicing would blah blah blah" - Some SOE person.

But sure, why not. Unless someone's eyesight is screwed and they can't see purple I don't see any reason why changing astetics would do a thing to disrupt balance. More useless fluf for smugglers! Why soon we might be able to dual wield our own wooden guns!




I would call mine "woodies".





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"The Hawtness is my ally, and a powerful ally it is." RIP SAAREK CARVATHOS :: AUG 4, 2005
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S A A R E K "SIR WANKSALOT" C A R V A T H O S _Starsider. && _Corbantis.
M A S T E R S C O U N D R E L I AM JACK'S IGNORED PROFESSION
C O A L I T I O N O F T H E L O S T S M U G G L E R S .

LTZweigg
Tue Jul 12, 2005 9:46 am
#17

Now accepting applications for placement aboard the Scout Ship "Pie Finder I"


Our mission is to explore the cosmos in an attempt to find the fabled Pie Nebula, conduct preliminary sampling operations, and return with said samples. In order to assure that we have adaquate supplies for the mission, we intend to fill our hold with various fermented beverages and a large array of known pies for comparison purposes upon arrival.


Due to the possible risks of space-borne insanity brought about by the extended duration of the mission, we also intend to recruit an elite recreation corps of Twi'lek entertainers. If mission time allows, or the entertainersproperly pursuade us, the mission may be altered to include a search for the legendary Cookiee Homeworld.


Estimated Mission Time: Until we find the nebula orthe booze runs out. In either case, we hope to return to a world where Smuggler missions are widely available, not one which has been taken over by apes.


Please forward your applications to the crotchety old Smuggler currently on a bender in the Mos Eisley cantina. Entertainers are encouraged to bring their performance costumes and alot time for an extended audition period.


Thank You.






Hello, I must be going. I cannot stay, I came to say I must be going. I'm glad I came but just the same I must be going.

Jedi - Nihil curo de ista tua stulta superstitione!
Saarek
Tue Jul 12, 2005 9:47 am
#18

I call "Shotgun".





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"The Hawtness is my ally, and a powerful ally it is." RIP SAAREK CARVATHOS :: AUG 4, 2005
------
S A A R E K "SIR WANKSALOT" C A R V A T H O S _Starsider. && _Corbantis.
M A S T E R S C O U N D R E L I AM JACK'S IGNORED PROFESSION
C O A L I T I O N O F T H E L O S T S M U G G L E R S .

AngusMacGregor
Tue Jul 12, 2005 9:49 am
#19






LTZweigg wrote:

Now accepting applications for placement aboard the Scout Ship "Pie Finder I"


Our mission is to explore the cosmos in an attempt to find the fabled Pie Nebula, conduct preliminary sampling operations, and return with said samples. In order to assure that we have adaquate supplies for the mission, we intend to fill our hold with various fermented beverages and a large array of known pies for comparison purposes upon arrival.


Due to the possible risks of space-borne insanity brought about by the extended duration of the mission, we also intend to recruit an elite recreation corps of Twi'lek entertainers. If mission time allows, or the entertainersproperly pursuade us, the mission may be altered to include a search for the legendary Cookiee Homeworld.


Estimated Mission Time: Until we find the nebula orthe booze runs out. In either case, we hope to return to a world where Smuggler missions are widely available, not one which has been taken over by apes.


Please forward your applications to the crotchety old Smuggler currently on a bender in the Mos Eisley cantina. Entertainers are encouraged to bring their performance costumes and alot time for an extended audition period.


Thank You.








/tiphat


The Humor is strong in this one.



That was some seriously funny stuff.





"C O L O N E L A N G U S" M A C G R E G O R
DEAD SMUGGLER - KILLED BY LACK OF CONTENT AND COMMUNICATION
I am Jack's ignored profession.
My account payment has been moved to a long term implementation.
SpinningCloud
Tue Jul 12, 2005 11:54 am
#20

So some of you actually LIKE the idea of being an Image Designer for starships? *rolls eyes and starts twitching uncontrollably*




Smuggler, Smuggler, Smuggler Pie, Two years of "Soon"(TM), a harsh bunch of lies.
Ask me a riddle and I reply: "Smuggler, Smuggler, Smuggler Pie"

Smuggler, Smuggler, Smuggler Pie, Dancers can't smuggle and neither can I.
Ask me a riddle and I reply: "Smuggler, Smuggler, Smuggler Pie."

Smuggler, Smuggler, Smuggler Pie, Why are there Jedi, I don't know why.
Ask me a riddle and I reply: "Smuggler, Smuggler, Smuggler Pie."

Saarek
Tue Jul 12, 2005 11:57 am
#21

Image designer?


Where do you get that? Unless I really missed somehting here, I thought we were talking about feeding the "slice monkey" image, not changing the way starships look like Texture kits or whatever the hell they are called.







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"The Hawtness is my ally, and a powerful ally it is." RIP SAAREK CARVATHOS :: AUG 4, 2005
------
S A A R E K "SIR WANKSALOT" C A R V A T H O S _Starsider. && _Corbantis.
M A S T E R S C O U N D R E L I AM JACK'S IGNORED PROFESSION
C O A L I T I O N O F T H E L O S T S M U G G L E R S .

Akiram_Glockem
Tue Jul 12, 2005 11:59 am
#22


SpinningCloud wrote:

I want you to know how much we appreciate ANYTHING that would give us content.

However what we really want is to SMUGGLE.




QFE



Akiram "The Glock" Glockem
Master SmugglerXCommandoXPistoleerXAlliance Pilot
Grand de facto leader of DLW and bringer of DOOOOOM
"Old Jedi never die, they just end up on eBay"
I am Jack's ignored profession.
Golrok
Tue Jul 12, 2005 4:01 pm
#23

Smuggot robbed of anything to do with SW which in some interviews before JTL beta they were saying smugs would be involved but thats all edited outnow. Its a bummer because a shipwright should benefit in some way to have smuggler skills, IMO. Smugs should have been involved in RE. Smugs should be the ones who have to remove some component from space loot, and then a shipwright should have to install that component. Smugs should be the ones doing RE period... Or something. Smugs got robbed on their role in ship creation, andmany never even knew it.

SpinningCloud
Tue Jul 12, 2005 4:27 pm
#24






Saarek wrote:

Image designer?


Where do you get that? Unless I really missed somehting here, I thought we were talking about feeding the "slice monkey" image, not changing the way starships look like Texture kits or whatever the hell they are called.







From the original post; " I would like to see the stunning visual effects of looted guns applicable to the crafted guns. Would smugglers be interested in "altering" the effects for crafted fighter weapons?"


Sounds like an Image Designer for starships to me.






Smuggler, Smuggler, Smuggler Pie, Two years of "Soon"(TM), a harsh bunch of lies.
Ask me a riddle and I reply: "Smuggler, Smuggler, Smuggler Pie"

Smuggler, Smuggler, Smuggler Pie, Dancers can't smuggle and neither can I.
Ask me a riddle and I reply: "Smuggler, Smuggler, Smuggler Pie."

Smuggler, Smuggler, Smuggler Pie, Why are there Jedi, I don't know why.
Ask me a riddle and I reply: "Smuggler, Smuggler, Smuggler Pie."

IIscandar
Wed Jul 13, 2005 12:22 am
#25


cpz wrote:
I'd rather you had the ability to craft ship Holds, which we could slice into Smuggling Holds, allowing us to sneak bulk loads of contraband items and taxable resources poast border patrols and planetary blockades.
But until that happens [estimated ETA slightly before the Sun implodes], sure, why not



Secret compartment add on for cargo holds, very nice ! The better the smuggler, the more room in the "secret" part of the hold. hmm *ponders*
DarthHommie
Wed Jul 13, 2005 12:27 am
#26






LTZweigg wrote:

Now accepting applications for placement aboard the Scout Ship "Pie Finder I"


Our mission is to explore the cosmos in an attempt to find the fabled Pie Nebula, conduct preliminary sampling operations, and return with said samples. In order to assure that we have adaquate supplies for the mission, we intend to fill our hold with various fermented beverages and a large array of known pies for comparison purposes upon arrival.


Due to the possible risks of space-borne insanity brought about by the extended duration of the mission, we also intend to recruit an elite recreation corps of Twi'lek entertainers. If mission time allows, or the entertainersproperly pursuade us, the mission may be altered to include a search for the legendary Cookiee Homeworld.


Estimated Mission Time: Until we find the nebula orthe booze runs out. In either case, we hope to return to a world where Smuggler missions are widely available, not one which has been taken over by apes.


Please forward your applications to the crotchety old Smuggler currently on a bender in the Mos Eisley cantina. Entertainers are encouraged to bring their performance costumes and alot time for an extended audition period.


Thank You.








I call the room with the dancers in!



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