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Thread: Want to be uber l33t...be a smuggler?
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MISTagent01
Tue Feb 01, 2005 7:17 pm
#14
*Cracks teh whip*
Everyone move along....nothing to see here. 
Nicolas_Frost
Tue Feb 01, 2005 10:20 pm
#15
MISTagent01 wrote:
*Cracks teh whip*
Everyone move along....nothing to see here.
Everytime someone says that, I just gotta see!
*jumps, but can't see over the crowd due to several freakishly large people lineing up the front*
*runs into a building, takes the elevator to the top floor, runs up the stairs to the roof*
*runs across the roof, takes a flying leap off the edge, goes up the fire-escape to the next roof, and continues this for a bit*
*realizes he got caught up in things and is now a half-block away*
DAMNET!
korvass
Wed Feb 02, 2005 5:05 am
#16
Some girls can't stand shopping. Some just like guns and breasts as much as any guy
fishbrains wrote:
they can't help it man, it comes natural to them just like crying and shopping/hides from Veela's wrath
kgmkiorys
Wed Feb 02, 2005 5:54 am
#17
Hmm i don't agree Milady... if you crack the whip, there might certainly be things to see... hell even things to feel!
MISTagent01 wrote:
*Cracks teh whip*
Everyone move along....nothing to see here.
Shrendyc
Wed Feb 02, 2005 7:03 am
#18
Before marriage, a man yearns for the woman he loves. After marriage, the 'Y' becomes silent!
Marriage is an institution in which a man loses his Bachelor's Degree and the woman gets her Masters.
Marriage certificate is just another word for a work permit.
Marriage is not just a having a wife, but also Worries Inherited For Ever.
"Bachelors know more about women than married men. If they didn't, they be married too."
In California, there's a 6-month waiting period for filing for divorce, but only a 15-day waiting period for buying a handgun. It's nice to know the government is giving us advice on how to work out our problems."
"Adam & Eve had an ideal marriage. He didn't have to hear about all the men she could have married... and she didn't have to hear about how well his Mother cooked."
Honolulu - it's got everything. Sand for the children, sun for the wife, sharks for the wife's mother.
Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea.
Love is grand; divorce is a hundred grand.
"Do you know what it means to come home at night to a woman who'll give you a little love, a little affection, a little tenderness? It means you're in the wrong house, that's what it means."
"Bigamy is having one wife too many. Monogamy is the same."
"Some people ask the secret of our long marriage. We take time to go to a restaurant two times a week. A little candlelight, dinner, soft music and dancing. She goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays."
"My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met."
"I haven't spoken to my wife in years. I didn't want to interrupt her."
"I've had bad luck with both my wives. The first one left me and the second one didn't."
And my personal motto - "Happy Wife, Happy Life."
Enjoy, folks.
yimaz
Wed Feb 02, 2005 7:10 am
#19
*wheels in the "rack", unlocks the cuff's, lights the candles, grabs the cat 'o 9 tails, walks in the slave girl in white*
Did someone crack a whip in here?
Message Edited by yimaz on 02-02-2005 09:13 AM
Skedardistroyer
Wed Feb 02, 2005 9:45 am
#21
They invented alcohol for just this kind of situation....the authoritive women are the best ones....IF they can be tamed.
*chugsafull bottle ofcorellian ale, andno longer sober enough to care about Veela's harshness*
Kamileon
Thu Feb 03, 2005 1:06 am
#23
And this, ladies and gentlemen, is why having 2 SWG players in the same household is so amusing.
Aelik Orrigo: Smuggler, Pilot, and Ranger. Kettemoor
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