Smuggler Archive
Thread: You know you're a smuggler when....
rogue_eight wrote:
• You'd rather spend time in a dark alley slicing a gun and role-playing than camping a l33t l00t spot
yup
• You still want a YT-1300 even tho you can't fly it on your own and it turns like a drunken bantha with ferrocrete boots.
• You regularly use /wickedgrin and /tiphat
yup
• You actually have a space on your toolbar for your Smuggler Handshake macro.
• If you spot another Master Smuggler, you'll stop whatever it is that you were doing and take some time to shoot the breeze.
of course, although a little less now after the CU....more smugglers
• You're still hitting the use button on your gambling table hoping that one day it'll surprise you and be working.
• You're still carrying your fake CorSec badge in the hope that you can one day use it to avoid scans
this is the only quest item that I really kept... ever...I ahve it in my house on a wall...
• You finally get a kick-a$$ special that works.
Then everybody else wants it, abuses it, nerfs it
Couldn't resist that one
All of these are good and hit so close to home...
...you have to explain it's random for theelevenbilliontytime
...your way of dealing with an idiot is raising your prices.......and they still pay it
you know you're a TRUE smuggler when....
...you still have faith that the smuggler revamp will be in the next publish. ( It will be I tell you just wait)
maxtheusher wrote:
...you don't really have a profession so much as a series of delays.
