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Thread: Derka derka.

zakalex
Thu Jul 21, 2005 11:18 am
#14

I was just a boy when the infidels came into my village in their Black Hawk helicopters. The infidels fired at the oil fields and they lit up like the eyes of Allah. Burning oil rained down from the sky and cooked everything it touched. I could only hide myself and cry as my goats were consumed by the fire of black liquid death. In the midst of the chaos, I could swear that I heard my goats... screaming for help. As quickly as they'd come the infidels were gone. It was on that day... I put a jihad on them. And if you don't believe it, then you'd better kill me now, because I'll put a jihad on you too.





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Daturaze
Thu Jul 21, 2005 11:57 am
#15

......I need you like Ben Affleck needs acting school.....
egbertvanloenen
Thu Jul 21, 2005 12:11 pm
#16

"Everyone has aids! aids aids aids! aids aids aids aids aids aids!"


(wonder if that song is available for download somewhere...)




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DARTHBAYLOR
Thu Jul 21, 2005 12:34 pm
#17

The general fires of a snappy comeback (at Anakin)


"Smelly boy"


nearly fell out of my chair laughin at that one again!!!!






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Landlubber
Thu Jul 21, 2005 2:34 pm
#18


-From what I.N.T.E.L.L.I.G.E.N.C.E has gathered, it would be 9/11 times 100


-9/11 times a hundred? Jesus, that's...


- Yes. 91,100.



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Saarek
Fri Jul 22, 2005 12:06 am
#19

"...you were uthleth Awec Bawin, you were uthleth Awec Bawin, I uthed to be a big fan, now my thtock in you hath fawwen..."


only the people who really watched all that movie know that one...







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isoloAncientKrayts
Fri Jul 22, 2005 12:11 am
#20

(SLAVERY) F*CK YEAH!



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Ranchorherder
Fri Jul 22, 2005 12:57 am
#21

Sh*t! I've got five terrorists going southeast on Bakalakadaka Street!



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Jaguarrr
Fri Jul 22, 2005 2:14 am
#22






Landlubber wrote:


-From what I.N.T.E.L.L.I.G.E.N.C.E has gathered, it would be 9/11 times 100


-9/11 times a hundred? Jesus, that's...


- Yes. 91,100.






You are WRONG!


9/11 times 100 would be 81,81 period


Feh! I.N.T.E.L.L.I.G.E.N.C.E.. Right...






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egbertvanloenen
Fri Jul 22, 2005 4:37 am
#23

"it will be 911 times 2368!"


"oh my god, that is... i don't even know what it is!"




(2.157.248)



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BluebloodUK
Fri Jul 22, 2005 4:40 am
#24






Saarek wrote:

"...you were uthleth Awec Bawin, you were uthleth Awec Bawin, I uthed to be a big fan, now my thtock in you hath fawwen..."


only the people who really watched all that movie know that one...







"..and your childwen are all borwin...."






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BluebloodUK
Fri Jul 22, 2005 4:41 am
#25

"...I promise I will never die...."




Captain Siid Vicious
Ill-fated scoundrel & long-suffering owner of Nancy the R2 unit
The reason droids aren't welcome in cantinas

They tell ya, "never hit a man with a closed fist", but it is - on occasion - hilarious.

egbertvanloenen
Fri Jul 22, 2005 4:45 am
#26

"'cos Pearl Harbour sucked... and i miss you."



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