Smuggler Archive
Thread: Ok, so what does it mean when a post is locked?
TheWok
Sun Jul 10, 2005 7:13 pm
#14
Raanan wrote:
I seriously do hate budweiser. That crap tastes like urine. In fact, all the big domestic beers like Coors, Miller, Bush, etc taste like piss. How anyone can drink a beer they can see through will always be beyond my understanding.
Amen. If I can see my hand through the liquid, it's not dark enough for me.
VitoGenovese
Sun Jul 10, 2005 7:42 pm
#15
TheWok wrote:
Raanan wrote:
I seriously do hate budweiser. That crap tastes like urine. In fact, all the big domestic beers like Coors, Miller, Bush, etc taste like piss. How anyone can drink a beer they can see through will always be beyond my understanding.
Amen. If I can see my hand through the liquid, it's not dark enough for me.
Hehe By god if its an ale or lager I expect it to be cloudy. I expect to know that I'm drinking a beer. If its not an ale or a lager it better be so black as to blot out the sun. And if it is black enough to blot out sunlight it should have the pleasant taste of dark chocolate, and wood that are just tangible beyond your consciousness.
Guinness. Its what's for breakfast.
Ronaj
Sun Jul 10, 2005 9:29 pm
#16
VitoGenovese wrote:
TheWok wrote:
Raanan wrote:
I seriously do hate budweiser. That crap tastes like urine. In fact, all the big domestic beers like Coors, Miller, Bush, etc taste like piss. How anyone can drink a beer they can see through will always be beyond my understanding.
Amen. If I can see my hand through the liquid, it's not dark enough for me.
Hehe By god if its an ale or lager I expect it to be cloudy. I expect to know that I'm drinking a beer. If its not an ale or a lager it better be so black as to blot out the sun. And if it is black enough to blot out sunlight it should have the pleasant taste of dark chocolate, and wood that are just tangible beyond your consciousness.
Guinness. Its what's for breakfast.
QFE
SwenLaransa
Sun Jul 10, 2005 9:46 pm
#17
You guys seem to be mistaking Bud for beer. It's ok, a lot of people make the same mistake. I worked as a bartender for a summer in a small redneck town in Alberta called Milk River. If any of y'all are from there I'll piss myself laughing. If you're still there the laughter will be directed towards you. Anyways, I'm a bit of a smart ass which I'm sure people who've read some of my posts can confirm. This on occation gets me in trouble.
So this big burly 'merican trucker comes in with his deep southern drawl that makes him sound like he's been hit in the mouth with a baseball bat a few too many times as a child. And he asks what type of beer I got. List out the list, several flavors of labbats, molsen, big rock, and so on. And I finish and he's like, "What about Bud? Y'all saying ya don't got any Bud?" Well yeah we got bud, but I thought you wanted beer. Oh man, I swear the anger that flashed in his eyes was enough to kill a kitten. Man, I got a lecture about the history and greatness of that so called 'beer' for a good 5 minutes while the regulars were pissing themselves laughing. Hopefully not litterally, but some of them you might never tell.
Anyways, useless story.
So this big burly 'merican trucker comes in with his deep southern drawl that makes him sound like he's been hit in the mouth with a baseball bat a few too many times as a child. And he asks what type of beer I got. List out the list, several flavors of labbats, molsen, big rock, and so on. And I finish and he's like, "What about Bud? Y'all saying ya don't got any Bud?" Well yeah we got bud, but I thought you wanted beer. Oh man, I swear the anger that flashed in his eyes was enough to kill a kitten. Man, I got a lecture about the history and greatness of that so called 'beer' for a good 5 minutes while the regulars were pissing themselves laughing. Hopefully not litterally, but some of them you might never tell.
Anyways, useless story.
Ronaj
Sun Jul 10, 2005 9:53 pm
#18
SwenLaransa wrote:
You guys seem to be mistaking Bud for beer. It's ok, a lot of people make the same mistake. I worked as a bartender for a summer in a small redneck town in Alberta called Milk River. If any of y'all are from there I'll piss myself laughing. If you're still there the laughter will be directed towards you. Anyways, I'm a bit of a smart ass which I'm sure people who've read some of my posts can confirm. This on occation gets me in trouble.
So this big burly 'merican trucker comes in with his deep southern drawl that makes him sound like he's been hit in the mouth with a baseball bat a few too many times as a child. And he asks what type of beer I got. List out the list, several flavors of labbats, molsen, big rock, and so on. And I finish and he's like, "What about Bud? Y'all saying ya don't got any Bud?" Well yeah we got bud, but I thought you wanted beer. Oh man, I swear the anger that flashed in his eyes was enough to kill a kitten. Man, I got a lecture about the history and greatness of that so called 'beer' for a good 5 minutes while the regulars were pissing themselves laughing. Hopefully not litterally, but some of them you might never tell.
Anyways, useless story.
ROFLMAO That's priceless, I HAVE to remember that.
SpinningCloud
Sun Jul 10, 2005 10:03 pm
#19
If you can see through it then it's not beer worth drinking IMO.
Tawd
Sun Jul 10, 2005 10:23 pm
#20
Well, sticking with the topic (and the backwards speak)...
SOE never locks any misguided threads that are off topic, especially if they aren't critiquing the ideological stances of SOE (critique of publishes, professions and moves are fair game). And, (to answer your [censored] comment Spinning Cloud) intelligent practitioners of chastity have also been a general target for locks.
So keep it wrapped up... keep it clean.
Message Edited by Tawd on 07-10-2005 11:24 PM
AngusMacGregor
Mon Jul 11, 2005 4:12 am
#21
I hate to admit it... but I like Budweiser. FLAME ON!!!!
I'm a Pilsner fan. Always have been.
Granted, nothing sold here can hold a candle to any of the good Pilsner beers that I used to drink over in Germany, but I can't get those here.
It may be sacriligious to say this... but I don't like the dark beers, either.
*dons flame and pie-proof suit and stands tall and proud with a bottle of Bud in hand*
Do your worst!
Capt_Baobab
Mon Jul 11, 2005 4:35 am
#22
/Tar Angus
/inspect
in that suit, looks like you beat us to it.....
and yes, i have to agree. a GOOD bear is slightly cloudy.. a GREAT beer will block out the sun....
an EVIL beer ( yes, they are out there...) will try and sell your organs on the black market, while you are still using them...
Case in Point.. EKU 28.
i had the misfortune of getting a bottle of this foul liquid once..... ONCE!
tasted like someone had backwashed something into it... looked the same way.... might have been a bad bottle.. who knows....
but a realy interesting beer is Shlenkerla Rauchbier... first sip, i was hooked... this is a beer that has BODY.. now i gotta go to the liquor store sometime...... dammit butthat stuff is tasty..
/inspect
in that suit, looks like you beat us to it.....
and yes, i have to agree. a GOOD bear is slightly cloudy.. a GREAT beer will block out the sun....
an EVIL beer ( yes, they are out there...) will try and sell your organs on the black market, while you are still using them...
Case in Point.. EKU 28.
i had the misfortune of getting a bottle of this foul liquid once..... ONCE!
tasted like someone had backwashed something into it... looked the same way.... might have been a bad bottle.. who knows....
but a realy interesting beer is Shlenkerla Rauchbier... first sip, i was hooked... this is a beer that has BODY.. now i gotta go to the liquor store sometime...... dammit butthat stuff is tasty..
justMaveric
Mon Jul 11, 2005 4:55 am
#23
Capt_Baobab wrote:
and yes, i have to agree. a GOOD bear is slightly cloudy.. a GREAT beer will block out the sun....
an EVIL beer ( yes, they are out there...) will try and sell your organs on the black market, while you are still using them...
Case in Point.. EKU 28.
i had the misfortune of getting a bottle of this foul liquid once..... ONCE!
tasted like someone had backwashed something into it... looked the same way.... might have been a bad bottle.. who knows....
Funny,our water is like that here in New Jersey.
Raanan
Mon Jul 11, 2005 5:04 am
#24
AngusMacGregor wrote:
I hate to admit it... but I like Budweiser. FLAME ON!!!!
I'm a Pilsner fan. Always have been.
Granted, nothing sold here can hold a candle to any of the good Pilsner beers that I used to drink over in Germany, but I can't get those here.
It may be sacriligious to say this... but I don't like the dark beers, either.
*dons flame and pie-proof suit and stands tall and proud with a bottle of Bud in hand*
Do your worst!
I'ld flame you but that water you're holding would just put it out 
VitoGenovese
Thu Jul 14, 2005 9:57 pm
#25
SwenLaransa wrote:
You guys seem to be mistaking Bud for beer. It's ok, a lot of people make the same mistake. I worked as a bartender for a summer in a small redneck town in Alberta called Milk River. If any of y'all are from there I'll piss myself laughing. If you're still there the laughter will be directed towards you. Anyways, I'm a bit of a smart ass which I'm sure people who've read some of my posts can confirm. This on occation gets me in trouble.
So this big burly 'merican trucker comes in with his deep southern drawl that makes him sound like he's been hit in the mouth with a baseball bat a few too many times as a child. And he asks what type of beer I got. List out the list, several flavors of labbats, molsen, big rock, and so on. And I finish and he's like, "What about Bud? Y'all saying ya don't got any Bud?" Well yeah we got bud, but I thought you wanted beer. Oh man, I swear the anger that flashed in his eyes was enough to kill a kitten. Man, I got a lecture about the history and greatness of that so called 'beer' for a good 5 minutes while the regulars were pissing themselves laughing. Hopefully not litterally, but some of them you might never tell.
Anyways, useless story.
Hmm, I guess I have to apologize to the rest of the known universe for some of my fellow southerners. Despite what you may think, and may have actually seen, many of us have family trees that fork. Many of us appreciate the finer things in life, which does not necessarily include flanel, crappy beer, John Deer hats, _rooster_ fights, drunken idiocy with or without firearms. In addition many of us have not been featured on Cops, Girls Gone Wild, or America's Most Wanted. Some of us can even speak well enough to use words with more than three sylables, and properly pronounce the word "nuclear". *sigh*
sas-quatch
Thu Jul 14, 2005 11:02 pm
#26
AngusMacGregor wrote:I hate to admit it... but I like Budweiser. FLAME ON!!!!I'm a Pilsner fan. Always have been.Granted, nothing sold here can hold a candle to any of the good Pilsner beers that I used to drink over in Germany, but I can't get those here.It may be sacriligious to say this... but I don't like the dark beers, either.*dons flame and pie-proof suit and stands tall and proud with a bottle of Bud in hand*Do your worst!
/whisper
your fly is open angus
/tiptoe away