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Thread: Black Friday
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KaiRan
Fri Jul 15, 2005 10:41 am
#15
My list of terrible jokes. (answers in black-on-black: highlight to see)
1) What do you call a Boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick.
2) What has four legs, is green and furry, and if it fell out of a tree onto you would likely kill you? A pool table.
3) Two drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff.... ba-dum ching!
4) How do you get a nun pregnant? Have sex with her!
1) What do you call a Boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick.
2) What has four legs, is green and furry, and if it fell out of a tree onto you would likely kill you? A pool table.
3) Two drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff.... ba-dum ching!
4) How do you get a nun pregnant? Have sex with her!
Message Edited by KaiRan on 07-15-2005 01:43 PM
TalKurgan
Fri Jul 15, 2005 11:01 am
#16
What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill.
sarahwojo
Fri Jul 15, 2005 1:17 pm
#17
/sipWater
KaiRan wrote:
2) What has four legs, is green and furry, and if it fell out of a tree onto you would likely kill you? A pool table.
Message Edited by KaiRan on 07-15-2005 01:43 PM
/choke
/cough
/cough
Oh that's awesome. 
Zotux
Fri Jul 15, 2005 7:32 pm
#18
This joke I heard told by Jimmy Flynn. (Anyone who does not know who he is, A VERY funny Canadian comic from Newfoundland)
A man was pulled over for speeding one day,
While the officer was writing the ticket, there were alot of horseflies buzzing around. While swatting at them, the following cobnversation was heard:
Man: Having trouble with those circle flies officer?
Officer: Circle flies? What are you talking about?
Man:Back home we call these circle flies because they just fly around the horses arse.
Officer:Are you calling me a horses arse?
Man:No, but you cant fool those circle flies.
First time I heard this, I almost had an accident as I was playing the tape in my car......
maxtheusher
Sat Jul 16, 2005 11:19 am
#19
The Lone Ranger and Tonto were out camping one night. Tonto, woke up to see the stars up above him. He woke the Lone Ranger, pointed up and said to him, "What you think?" The Lone Ranger replied reassuringly, "Well, Tonto, it's like this, God gives us miracles in life. Each day is a new beginning, just like every night there's a new star in the sky. What do you think?" Tonto looks at him, confused and says, "Tonto thinks someone stole tent."
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