Smuggler Archive
Thread: Things a Smuggler wants to hear....
Vercin_getorix
Tue Oct 26, 2004 6:33 pm
#14
"Thank God you had Underworld! You are a lifesaver!"
"There are SO many skills in the Master Smuggler box. You are so lucky."
"Thanks for slicing the Travel terminal for me. I really didn't want to hop through Corellia."
"You really pwned me with Panic Shot! You rule!"
"We would have been screwed if we didn't have the smuggler in the party."
"The Smuggler Revamp is in the next publish." Wait. I have already heard that seven or eight times. I really don't want to hear that again.
"There are SO many skills in the Master Smuggler box. You are so lucky."
"Thanks for slicing the Travel terminal for me. I really didn't want to hop through Corellia."
"You really pwned me with Panic Shot! You rule!"
"We would have been screwed if we didn't have the smuggler in the party."
"The Smuggler Revamp is in the next publish." Wait. I have already heard that seven or eight times. I really don't want to hear that again.
Vipossk
Tue Oct 26, 2004 9:40 pm
#15
*The starport intercom system crackles to life*
"Attention in the starport..... Attention in the starport..... Due to the pissed off looking shady guy holding a blaster to my head, Vasarian brandy has been outlawed by the Emperor and you are all directed to either a) destroy any remaining brandy you may have as it will be confiscated at customs, or b) give it to my smuggler friend hereand he willmove itfor you."
*crackle*
"Oh, and he would also like you to know that he's just finished a factory run of muon and it's selling for 10k a crate again. Thank you and have a nice day."
Bounty Hunter Blues
Nicolas_Frost
Tue Oct 26, 2004 10:32 pm
#16
"That's okay, any slice is a good slice."
"Starting today, Smugglers will become usefull."
"Novice Smuggler is now a prerequisit for joining the Smuggler's Alliance."
"Hayden Blackman has been fired. We also through water balloons full of nail polish remover at his car, put dog crap in it through the cracks in his windows, and keyed 'REVAMP THIS!' on the hood of his car."
"A Master Smuggler(using only the Smuggler Tree, Unarmed 4, and Pistols 4) can now stand toe to toe with a Master Bounty Hunter(using only the Bounty Hunter tree, Marksman Tree, and Exploration). While the Hunter has more variety in weapons, the Smuggler is more vicious with his weapon of choice."
"We're putting unarmed specials in Smuggler."
"We've decided to not nerf Feign Death since Jedi and Bounty Hunters are abusing it against each other, and instead, implimented a penalty for either class using the Feign Death skill. While it can still keep them from dieing. A Bounty Hunter who uses it loses his TEF and his mission;while a Jedi who uses it loses his TEF, the Hunter loses his mission on the Jedi,andexperience equivilent to 1.5 times incapacitation loss."
hrmpf2
Wed Oct 27, 2004 1:59 am
#17
- "Do you think I'm stupid? That brandy sucks compared to spices!"
- "Glad I can trade with you even if overt"
- "Pixes, now at the cheap price of just 5000 a pop"
- (Nice looking Twi'lek, not default leotard dancer pest) "Hey, maybe you have something to help me give you more action?"
(if the above happens, you'll find me crying for making a female character)
- "Could you slice my Bantha, I have a CUK"
- "Glad I can trade with you even if overt"
- "Pixes, now at the cheap price of just 5000 a pop"
- (Nice looking Twi'lek, not default leotard dancer pest) "Hey, maybe you have something to help me give you more action?"
(if the above happens, you'll find me crying for making a female character)
- "Could you slice my Bantha, I have a CUK"
rogue_eight
Wed Oct 27, 2004 3:10 am
#18
"The SOE terms and conditions for the game have now been amended so that Role-playing is now mandatory when interacting with a Smuggler.
Failure to roleplay, whining about pricing, displaying an inability to construct the most basic sentences without resorting to numerical characters in place of letters, being rude, obnoxious and generally behaving like a spoiled four year-old will result in instant deletion of your inventory and wiping of your bank account.
All skills and experience points will also be instantly reset to zero and locked so that advancement and acquistion of experience is no longer possible.
Your tag will be permanently set at "Master Moron" and you will be permanently classed as overt and attackable by every player faction.
Show your local Smuggler some respect and have a nice day."
Failure to roleplay, whining about pricing, displaying an inability to construct the most basic sentences without resorting to numerical characters in place of letters, being rude, obnoxious and generally behaving like a spoiled four year-old will result in instant deletion of your inventory and wiping of your bank account.
All skills and experience points will also be instantly reset to zero and locked so that advancement and acquistion of experience is no longer possible.
Your tag will be permanently set at "Master Moron" and you will be permanently classed as overt and attackable by every player faction.
Show your local Smuggler some respect and have a nice day."
Jaguarrr
Wed Oct 27, 2004 3:27 am
#19
rogue_eight wrote:
"The SOE terms and conditions for the game have now been amended so that Role-playing is now mandatory when interacting with a Smuggler.
Failure to roleplay, whining about pricing, displaying an inability to construct the most basic sentences without resorting to numerical characters in place of letters, being rude, obnoxious and generally behaving like a spoiled four year-old will result in instant deletion of your inventory and wiping of your bank account.
All skills and experience points will also be instantly reset to zero and locked so that advancement and acquistion of experience is no longer possible.
Your tag will be permanently set at "Master Moron" and you will be permanently classed as overt and attackable by every player faction.
Show your local Smuggler some respect and have a nice day."
I know a few people who should gain the "Master Moron" with the first "sentence" the throw at me...
Datink_Nieleft
Wed Oct 27, 2004 4:41 am
#20
"Congress has outlawed Russia. We commence bombing in 5 minutes"...uh,..oops,...how about
"SOE has revamped Smugglers. We commence patching in 5 minutes"....THERE,..thats the one I was going for.
Jjiaah
Wed Oct 27, 2004 5:00 am
#21
"Those are the best slices I have ever seen!"
-- afterX number ofuber-weapon/ armor slices -- "Dang. I wanted all [type] slices. You can keep the[other type]sliced ones."
"Thanks for slicing this container for me. You can keep the [nice loot] in it for your honesty."
"What? The container was empty? Dang. Here's an extra 5k for wasting your tools."
"100k credits - take me out of here immediately, no questions... and no Imperial attention"
rogue_eight
Wed Oct 27, 2004 5:16 am
#22
-- afterX number ofuber-weapon/ armor slices -- "Dang. I wanted all [type] slices. You can keep the[other type]sliced ones.
Just to show that not all things are in the realm of fantasy, something very similar to this happened to me...
Sliced some geo pistols for a weaponsmith I slice for regularly.
Got a 35% damage slice on one.
They gave it to me for free
Anyone on Infinity - look up Camelia's weaponshop just outside Theed
Just to show that not all things are in the realm of fantasy, something very similar to this happened to me...
Sliced some geo pistols for a weaponsmith I slice for regularly.
Got a 35% damage slice on one.
They gave it to me for free
Anyone on Infinity - look up Camelia's weaponshop just outside Theed
Tynvyr
Wed Oct 27, 2004 5:34 am
#23
"I know it is random. I have been a Master Smuggler myself. " (Happened once. He also didn't want to know the % or kind of slice. *dreamy* What a guy ...)
"We moved Slicing to 6) on Compo Armor to stop the Colorpopup while choosing Slice."
CyrusJ
Wed Oct 27, 2004 6:05 am
#24
"Hey! It says i've been Flagged by imperials andI can't leave the planet!"
"we at SOE feel that everything in oskkro's empire strikes back post should be placed in the game."
fishbrains
Wed Oct 27, 2004 7:13 am
#26
Kal_Serrak wrote:
"I'm Sorry"
Actually at FF, I had Q-3P0 tell me this about 10 times