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Thread: |||| The Smuggler's Den ||||
I welcome you to the Smuggler's Den.
Here you should feel free to chat about general smuggling issues, tell stories of your Smuggler experiences, and kick back and get to know you fellow Smugglers, the person they are when not doped out on muon, or slicing for people in Theed.
"Feel free to decorate theDen with your trophies. Please share your experiences of fun, excitement, and adventure through our extensive tapestries." (DV)
"I do ask you leave all rivalries at the door though. A story about opposing factions or guilds is fine, of course, but we're not here to argue, we're here to relax." (DV)
So welcome fellow pistol, spice, andall things illegalenthusiasts to the Smuggler's Den, enjoy your stay.
*sits down in a chair, reading a book.*
May your antics be wild and trusted,
So your good times be oh so many.
And may never be found or busted,
This hive of scum and villainy.
Free muon and other goodies to the masters who give me locked containers
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*turns on big screen TV and pops in a bootleg copy of Episode III*
*grabs a crate of muon and settles back in anindustrial sized recliner to watch the show*
Hey i've just been to BugFin Mart and i picked up some munchies for us. Got the pretzels, jawa beer, booster blue, neutron pixie, and of course more muon gold. Oh ya and popcorn.
*getsa PS2 and starts a game of James Bond going*
hmmm how bout Nightfire. (i really could care less as long as i get to blow things up :smileyvery-happy
oh ya this place isn't just for playing video games
tell some stories about funny moments in your smuggler history. it doesn't even have to be about smuggling. I have one that isn't funny but kind of amused me.
So i get a ticket to Dathomir. I owe 30k to friend and i figure sliced Baz Nitch missions would be easy cuz i am also novicecommando and baz nitches are vuln. to fire..... right? WRONG. I get about halfway to my mission and get agroed by some big spider with like 70% heat resists. Luckly there is a Malkloc lair nearby so i lead it there. No more worries it starts killing malklocs. So i go on to my mission. Sure enought not 15m away is a bugged Reptilian flyer mission. About 10 of them and then 3 giant baz nitches. Now all i had was my flamer so i knew i was screwed. I ended up running in circles and getting killed by some little beaver-like thingy. I cloned in the science outpost and sure enough no money and no doctors. Without buffs i can't do these missions anyway. And i don't have money to get back home. So i am running around looking for a doctor and i finally find one. He told me for a set of buffs it would be 20k. So i just ended up begging a guild buddy for money. So I finally made it to coronet. i picked up a meatlump mission to fund my way back to tat. I ended up getting a locked container in the end. Still haven't opened it cuz i have no clamps or laser knives. I don't wanna waste this one cuz they are hard to come by. Hoping for a force crystal or something hehe.
Anyway thats my boring little story. Hope i didn't put any of you to sleep.
Ok hopefully this will be my last post for a while. I just keep forgetting to say stuff.
I had the best idea ever about 20 minutes ago.
SPICE CREAM
You take Ice Cream and mix in some muon, some booster, and some pixie and voilé you've got Spice Cream. Favorite treat of any Smuggler.
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This idea came from a similar thread on the Rifleman forum: | || | | The Rifleman's Hall | | | |. That thread has been running for a long time and is one of the longest (if not THE longest) on that forum. And it is a good idea to bring it over here. Riflemen have had a blast in their "hall" and have even turned it into a REAL hall on Test Center now.
So come into the Smuggler's Den, sit down in a booth or chair, and enjoy..... but keep that FWG5 handy under the table!
/* Wayne puts a copy of "A New Hope" in the VCR and opens a Vasarian Brandy, carefully scanning the den for suspicious characters. */