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Thread: I jusr realized... Poptarts ARE pie.

maxtheusher
Mon Jul 11, 2005 11:50 am
#1

they follow the proper pie guidelines. Tasty filling in a pastry crust.

Which means I've eaten nothing but Pie today. I win! I win at Pie! I'm killing ur mans!



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AngusMacGregor
Mon Jul 11, 2005 11:51 am
#2

Pop Tarts are traps. Ask the Rangers.




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Ternque01
Mon Jul 11, 2005 11:52 am
#3

Poptarts do not fall under the pie classification because they do not satisfy the "tasty" requirement.


I would only use poptarts to tile my ship with so I can re-enter a planet's atmosphere





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maxtheusher
Mon Jul 11, 2005 11:55 am
#4



Ternque01 wrote:

Poptarts do not fall under the pie classification because they do not satisfy the "tasty" requirement.

I would only use poptarts to tile my ship with so I can re-enter a planet's atmosphere







You shut your mouth! You shut it right now!

And Angus, I know they're traps, I'm just saying, real poptarts ARE pie.



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AngusMacGregor
Mon Jul 11, 2005 11:56 am
#5

No, real Pop Tarts are traps. Tasty little morsels that trick you into eating them and contributing to your chubbiness.




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DarthHommie
Mon Jul 11, 2005 1:57 pm
#6






AngusMacGregor wrote:

No, real Pop Tarts are traps. Tasty little morsels that trick you into eating them and contributing to your chubbiness.





A pop tart tried to kill me once..... I had to stuff it in the toaster quick and burn it to death.



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ApollyonTB
Mon Jul 11, 2005 2:07 pm
#7






AngusMacGregor wrote:

No, real Pop Tarts are traps. Tasty little morsels that trick you into eating them and contributing to your chubbiness.





especially the "Smore" ones.....



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Tactical_Dave
Mon Jul 11, 2005 2:57 pm
#8

Poptarts: neither pop, nor a tart. Discuss...



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maxtheusher
Mon Jul 11, 2005 3:04 pm
#9



Tactical_Dave wrote:
Poptarts: neither pop, nor a tart. Discuss...





It IS a form of tart, and it "pops" up from the toaster.



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TatharLB
Mon Jul 11, 2005 3:08 pm
#10

MMmmmmm *drooool* Poptarrrrrt's
LTZweigg
Mon Jul 11, 2005 3:09 pm
#11






maxtheusher wrote:





Tactical_Dave wrote:

Poptarts: neither pop, nor a tart. Discuss...







It IS a form of tart, and it "pops" up from the toaster.





/points finger at toaster


SORCERY!!!







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Nicolas_Frost
Mon Jul 11, 2005 3:14 pm
#12


LTZweigg wrote:


maxtheusher wrote:


Tactical_Dave wrote:
Poptarts: neither pop, nor a tart. Discuss...





It IS a form of tart, and it "pops" up from the toaster.


/points finger at toaster

SORCERY!!!






You claim thats a form a sorcery, but it is YOU who is making words appear on this pane of glass in front of me! BURN, WITCH!!



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maxtheusher
Mon Jul 11, 2005 3:20 pm
#13



Nicolas_Frost wrote:

LTZweigg wrote:


maxtheusher wrote:


Tactical_Dave wrote:
Poptarts: neither pop, nor a tart. Discuss...





It IS a form of tart, and it "pops" up from the toaster.


/points finger at toaster

SORCERY!!!






You claim thats a form a sorcery, but it is YOU who is making words appear on this pane of glass in front of me! BURN, WITCH!!




We could all just be figments of your conjuring, so YOURE THE WITCH



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