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Thread: I FIGURED IT OUT!!
This reminds me of a joke I read the other day... thought I'd pretty much seen them all, but not....
A man is talking to his son on the phone. His son has recently joined the armed forces.
Son: "Dad, we're making our first parachute jump tomorrow. I'm a little nervous."
Dad: "I remember my first jump. Our squad was in the plane and the big nasty jump master pulled out a huge nightstick and told us 'YouWILL jump out of this plane when it is your time or I will shove this where the sun don't shine!.'"
Son: "Did you jump?"
Dad:"Just a little."
Geaux Darkcloud Message Edited by DarthDaver2 on 06-05-2004 11:15 PM
WayneInAustin wrote:
This reminds me of a joke I read the other day... thought I'd pretty much seen them all, but not....
A man is talking to his son on the phone. His son has recently joined the armed forces.
Son: "Dad, we're making our first parachute jump tomorrow. I'm a little nervous."
Dad: "I remember my first jump. Our squad was in the plane and the big nasty jump master pulled out a huge nightstick and told us 'YouWILL jump out of this plane when it is your time or I will shove this where the sun don't shine!.'"
Son: "Did you jump?"
Dad:"Just a little."
/ouch
I feel violated.
Honestly though, the only smugglers left (just about) are those that have it so they can preslice thier own goods. I'm about to enforce a policy that if you don't buy it from my shop, I'm not slicing it.
If I didn't preslice my own armor, I wouldn't have the profession.Smugglers were so cool in the movies, but in SWG they're a cruel joke.