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Thread: So here I am, in a awesomely star warsish situation.

AronoBashkar
Sat Nov 27, 2004 5:46 pm
#1

Walking through bestine, 3 contraband checks in one night before the 4th finally gets me, me and my two (newbie) friends and I running from the coppers, panic shooting and high tailing it out of Bestine..we decide to head to dantooine, get buffed, etc..

And what really kills the starwarsish mood? Why none other then..

Jedi #1: (decked out in full jeid gear, tag up, saber up) lol am i on the terminals
Bounty Hunter who has fully betrayed his cause: lol no
jedi #2: u wanna duel? i suck.
jedi #1: okay

...The great smuggler experiences always shot down by the asinine workings of other players..*sigh*



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LaughingWolf
Sat Nov 27, 2004 9:01 pm
#2

Ohh I have to visit Bestine then.

I had ONE scan in 7 months of play, so far. lol I "passed", even tho I had 2 sliced weapons on me, and I was not even Smuggler back then.

Sound like you had a fun evening!



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Durinthiam
Sat Nov 27, 2004 9:06 pm
#3

let me guess - mining outpost? they are there all the time, (this was funny yesterday) Sake and some guy duel then 2 jedi initiates (dark show up) and gank the hell out of a Knight, he ran to the lake a few hundred meters away but got killed by his mind rofl. makes for better entertainment than (afk) Blah (Novice Dancer)

But anyway, sounds like an interesting evening you had besides the *cough* Jedi



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xTekx
Sat Nov 27, 2004 10:04 pm
#4

*thinks bad thoughts about jedi's*


*thinks even worse thoughts about SOE for putting jedi in the game*



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CabbageHead
Sat Nov 27, 2004 10:15 pm
#5






LaughingWolf wrote:
Ohh I have to visit Bestine then.

I had ONE scan in 7 months of play, so far. lol I "passed", even tho I had 2 sliced weapons on me, and I was not even Smuggler back then.

Sound like you had a fun evening!





If you want some heat kill the probot scan droids out in the woods. Sometimes a shuttle will land and drop off storm troopers. Also, next time you get scanned by an st, /lick him. They love that.



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xTekx
Sat Nov 27, 2004 10:21 pm
#6

lol oh yeah, and /slap him a little to. they really like that one haha



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LaughingWolf
Sat Nov 27, 2004 10:56 pm
#7

I know, been mind incapped for slapping a stormie in a cantina once. "chuckles"



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CabbageHead
Sat Nov 27, 2004 11:32 pm
#8






LaughingWolf wrote:
I know, been mind incapped for slapping a stormie in a cantina once. "chuckles"





I licked one and he mind incapped me and took 11K. He even said something like "You don't mind if I help myself to your fine, do ya?" Or some similar smartass comment. It was pretty funny.



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DrevenStrobe
Sat Nov 27, 2004 11:32 pm
#9






LaughingWolf wrote:
I know, been mind incapped for slapping a stormie in a cantina once. "chuckles"






I don't have that problem...


I slap them and they apologize profusely for things that they haven't done....




Dreven Strobe (Colonel) Tristyn Strobe
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Smuggler 'til the end...and then some.
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CabbageHead
Sat Nov 27, 2004 11:34 pm
#10






DrevenStrobe wrote:





LaughingWolf wrote:
I know, been mind incapped for slapping a stormie in a cantina once. "chuckles"






I don't have that problem...


I slap them and they apologize profusely for things that they haven't done....







What rank do you have to be to have stormies kiss your ass? Colonel? Or just a mid level officer?



Back From The Grave And Ready To Party
If You Really Loved Me
You'd Let Me Eat Your Brain
DrevenStrobe
Sat Nov 27, 2004 11:38 pm
#11






CabbageHead wrote:





DrevenStrobe wrote:





LaughingWolf wrote:
I know, been mind incapped for slapping a stormie in a cantina once. "chuckles"






I don't have that problem...


I slap them and they apologize profusely for things that they haven't done....







What rank do you have to be to have stormies kiss your ass? Colonel? Or just a mid level officer?






I've been slapping them around since I was a Sergeant...didn't try before that.


I'm only up to Warrant Officer II right now...and I absolutely HATE grinding FP...it's worse than grinding XP...




Dreven Strobe (Colonel) Tristyn Strobe
TKM / Master Pistoleer / Master Smuggler / Master Merchant
Imp FP Broker: 130c/FP Starsider Imp FP Broker: 130c/FP
Smuggler 'til the end...and then some.
"Everything I tell you is a lie. The truth is always bigger than the words we use to describe it."
Kobei
Sun Nov 28, 2004 12:36 pm
#12






DrevenStrobe wrote:





CabbageHead wrote:





DrevenStrobe wrote:





LaughingWolf wrote:
I know, been mind incapped for slapping a stormie in a cantina once. "chuckles"






I don't have that problem...


I slap them and they apologize profusely for things that they haven't done....







What rank do you have to be to have stormies kiss your ass? Colonel? Or just a mid level officer?






I've been slapping them around since I was a Sergeant...didn't try before that.


I'm only up to Warrant Officer II right now...and I absolutely HATE grinding FP...it's worse than grinding XP...







I think it's any NCO but you still need to be carefull I slapped one once when I was a captain and got mind incapped by the Git and fined fp and creds



Kobei Edalfod
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Kelko
Sun Nov 28, 2004 12:42 pm
#13






xTekx wrote:

lol oh yeah, and /slap him a little to. they really like that one haha






My personal favorite is /backhand. It's funny because I will /backhand Imp officers with my Imp character who is only covert and they apologize and suck up to you. They say stuff like "I'm sorry, I will try and do better next time".



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