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Thread: Devs! C'mere baby. Look what I brought ya...
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Kelko
Thu Mar 10, 2005 2:30 pm
#1
HOTDOG wrote:
Choclates! Godiva. I know you like those.
What?
I'm not just tryin' to get some Dev love- I got those for you 'cause I was thinkin' about you.
Let's not talk about Dev love baby, it's been a long day.
C'mere and sit down next to me. *pats love seat*
What?
*laughing* I AM NOT trying to getDev love! ...you so crazy.
*chuckle* You paranoid.
I tell you what'll fix that- couple'a glasses of that Pinot I picked up yesterday.
Just have a seat I'll get it. You've had a long day haven't ya?
Relax.
*starts to pour*
So how'd your day go?
For real?
They wanted to have a special ship for SPACE!?
Well, I know it's tough looking out after those Jedi. No matter how much you feed'em they cry for something else.
*Hands Dev her wine and sits at opposite end of the love seat*
*whiffs wine*
*raises glass*
Here's to more BHs.
*Sips wine*
Mmmm. That's good.
What do you mean, "why am I way over here?" I didn't want you to think I was makin' the moves on you.
*Uses the remote to kick on Barry White*
What are you giggling about?
*refills her glass*
I'm just being a gentleman and all. Just relax, baby.
You know that work you did on the GCW is really hot.
Real hot!
That new combatant stuff is great. Really adds excitement to the game.
I'm not just saying that- It's really exciting.
You know what?It's bright as hell in here- let me get the dimmer.
*gets up to dim lights*
And if you don't mind me sayin'- your CURB looks REAL good.
I'm serious.
I was thinkin' about that all day.
*sits down right next to Dev*
In fact-
*gets close to Devs ear- in a low voice*
you know those pictures you sent me the other day? You know, the CURB ones? I was looking at them at work today and the boss almost caught me.
*rubs Devs legs*
*low voice- practically blowing in Devs ear*
Those CURB weapons of yours are hot!
And I can't wait to see your Wookie world.
Why don't you give me some of that Dev love, baby?
...CENSORED....
This is theone tactic we haven't tried
Message Edited by HOTDOG on 03-10-2005 12:37 PM
Then cues the porn music........
WAA WAHA WAA WAHA.........
Then you wake to a screaming headache only to realize your still just a spice suckin junkie Smuggler pullin himself out of the gutter without no real lovin yet. 
iansarria
Thu Mar 10, 2005 2:51 pm
#3
5 stars rofl
Message Edited by iansarria on 03-10-2005 01:51 PM
yimaz
Thu Mar 10, 2005 2:56 pm
#4
nerfherder321 wrote:
HOTDOG wrote:
yimaz wrote:
*sneaks into the room, takes pictures* .....never know when these might come in handy
Hey! waitaminute...GET BACK HERE!
Damn kids!
ROFLMAO!
**grabs TH's laptop while other commandos and smugglers steal the servers & equipment**
/shout WE GOT THE GOODS! RUN RUN RUN
*up loads the pic's toTH's lap top then sends them out as an official SOE office e-mail, runs off*
KaiburrBossMan
Thu Mar 10, 2005 2:57 pm
#5
HOTDOG wrote:
Choclates! Godiva. I know you like those.
What?
I'm not just tryin' to get some Dev love- I got those for you 'cause I was thinkin' about you.
Let's not talk about Dev love baby, it's been a long day.
C'mere and sit down next to me. *pats love seat*
What?
*laughing* I AM NOT trying to getDev love! ...you so crazy.
*chuckle* You paranoid.
I tell you what'll fix that- couple'a glasses of that Pinot I picked up yesterday.
Just have a seat I'll get it. You've had a long day haven't ya?
Relax.
*starts to pour*
So how'd your day go?
For real?
They wanted to have a special ship for SPACE!?
Well, I know it's tough looking out after those Jedi. No matter how much you feed'em they cry for something else.
*Hands Dev her wine and sits at opposite end of the love seat*
*whiffs wine*
*raises glass*
Here's to more BHs.
*Sips wine*
Mmmm. That's good.
What do you mean, "why am I way over here?" I didn't want you to think I was makin' the moves on you.
*Uses the remote to kick on Barry White*
What are you giggling about?
*refills her glass*
I'm just being a gentleman and all. Just relax, baby.
You know that work you did on the GCW is really hot.
Real hot!
That new combatant stuff is great. Really adds excitement to the game.
I'm not just saying that- It's really exciting.
You know what?It's bright as hell in here- let me get the dimmer.
*gets up to dim lights*
And if you don't mind me sayin'- your CURB looks REAL good.
I'm serious.
I was thinkin' about that all day.
*sits down right next to Dev*
In fact-
*gets close to Devs ear- in a low voice*
you know those pictures you sent me the other day? You know, the CURB ones? I was looking at them at work today and the boss almost caught me.
*rubs Devs legs*
*low voice- practically blowing in Devs ear*
Those CURB weapons of yours are hot!
And I can't wait to see your Wookie world.
Why don't you give me some of that Dev love, baby?
...CENSORED....
This is theone tactic we haven't tried
Message Edited by HOTDOG on 03-10-2005 12:37 PM
So let me get this straight; all we need is a new special move called /feigninterest?
Hmmm, this has helped people get some lovin' for generations. You may just be onto something.
Barndamascus
Thu Mar 10, 2005 3:08 pm
#7
KaiburrBossMan wrote:
So let me get this straight; all we need is a new special move called /feigninterest?
You seem to be confused here. /feigninterest isnt a player skill its a dev skill. They've been hitting /feigninterest since 2003 towards the smuggler comunity 
DarthKthuolhu
Thu Mar 10, 2005 3:44 pm
#8
nerfherder321 wrote:
HOTDOG wrote:
yimaz wrote:*sneaks into the room, takes pictures* .....never know when these might come in handyMessage Edited by yimaz on 03-10-2005 03:31 PM
Hey! waitaminute...GET BACK HERE!
Damn kids!
ROFLMAO!
**grabs TH's laptop while other commandos and smugglers steal the servers & equipment**
/shout WE GOT THE GOODS! RUN RUN RUN
/emote Ponders how to get the "GOODS" out past the rest of the SOE staff... since we obviously can't Smuggle things!
Mought1971
Thu Mar 10, 2005 3:59 pm
#9
HOTDOG wrote:
<snip>
Why don't you give me some of that Dev love, baby?
...CENSORED....
This is theone tactic we haven't tried
I get these thoughts of the Smuggler waking up in a bathtubfilled withice and missing a kidney. Then when ashe's getting out of the tub, the Dev comes back in, clubshim over the head and takes the other kidney, because the Jedi had been using it and the bounty hunters were complaining about it.
HOTDOG
Fri Mar 11, 2005 1:12 am
#10
Choclates! Godiva. I know you like those.
What?
I'm not just tryin' to get some Dev love- I got those for you 'cause I was thinkin' about you.
Let's not talk about Dev love baby, it's been a long day.
C'mere and sit down next to me. *pats love seat*
What?
*laughing* I AM NOT trying to getDev love! ...you so crazy.
*chuckle* You paranoid.
I tell you what'll fix that- couple'a glasses of that Pinot I picked up yesterday.
Just have a seat I'll get it. You've had a long day haven't ya?
Relax.
*starts to pour*
So how'd your day go?
For real?
They wanted to have a special ship for SPACE!?
Well, I know it's tough looking out after those Jedi. No matter how much you feed'em they cry for something else.
*Hands Dev her wine and sits at opposite end of the love seat*
*whiffs wine*
*raises glass*
Here's to more BHs.
*Sips wine*
Mmmm. That's good.
What do you mean, "why am I way over here?" I didn't want you to think I was makin' the moves on you.
*Uses the remote to kick on Barry White*
What are you giggling about?
*refills her glass*
I'm just being a gentleman and all. Just relax, baby.
You know that work you did on the GCW is really hot.
Real hot!
That new combatant stuff is great. Really adds excitement to the game.
I'm not just saying that- It's really exciting.
You know what?It's bright as hell in here- let me get the dimmer.
*gets up to dim lights*
And if you don't mind me sayin'- your CURB looks REAL good.
I'm serious.
I was thinkin' about that all day.
*sits down right next to Dev*
In fact-
*gets close to Devs ear- in a low voice*
you know those pictures you sent me the other day? You know, the CURB ones? I was looking at them at work today and the boss almost caught me.
*rubs Devs legs*
*low voice- practically blowing in Devs ear*
Those CURB weapons of yours are hot!
And I can't wait to see your Wookie world.
Why don't you give me some of that Dev love, baby?
...CENSORED....
This is theone tactic we haven't tried
Message Edited by HOTDOG on 03-10-2005 12:37 PM
yimaz
Fri Mar 11, 2005 1:28 am
#11
*sneaks into the room, takes pictures* .....never know when these might come in handy
Message Edited by yimaz on 03-10-2005 03:31 PM
HOTDOG
Fri Mar 11, 2005 1:39 am
#12
yimaz wrote:
*sneaks into the room, takes pictures* .....never know when these might come in handy
Message Edited by yimaz on 03-10-2005 03:31 PM
Hey! waitaminute...GET BACK HERE!
Damn kids!
ROFLMAO!
nerfherder321
Fri Mar 11, 2005 1:42 am
#13
HOTDOG wrote:
yimaz wrote:
*sneaks into the room, takes pictures* .....never know when these might come in handy
Message Edited by yimaz on 03-10-2005 03:31 PM
Hey! waitaminute...GET BACK HERE!
Damn kids!
ROFLMAO!
**grabs TH's laptop while other commandos and smugglers steal the servers & equipment**
/shout WE GOT THE GOODS! RUN RUN RUN
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