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Arsani
Wed Sep 07, 2005 10:07 am
#1
Silly songs with Arsani! The part of the forum where Arsani, and it really is Arsani, comes out and sings a silly song.
Spring is here, a-suh-puh-ring is here.
Life ispie and life is beer.
I think the loveliest time of the year is the spring.
I do, don't you? 'Course you do.
But there's one thing that makes spring complete for me,
And makes ev'ry Sunday a treat for me.
All the world seems in tune
On a spring afternoon,
When we're poisoningpadawans in the park.
Ev'ry Sunday you'll see
My sweetheart and me,
As we poison thepadawans in the park.
When they see us coming, the forcers all try an' hide,
But they still go for crystals when coated with cyanide.
The sun's shining bright,
Ev'rything seems all right,
When we're poisoningpadawans in the park.
Lalaalaalalaladoodiedieedoodoodoo
We've gained notoriety,
And caused much anxiety
In theJedi CouncilSociety
With our games.
They call it impiety,
And lack of propriety,
And quite a variety
Of unpleasant names.
But it won't make any mother cry
To want to dispose of a Jedi.
So if Sunday you're free,
Why don't you come with me,
And we'll poison thepadawans in the park.
And maybe we'll do
In aKnight or two,
While we're poisoningpadawans in the park.
We'll murder them all amid laughter and merriment.
Except for the few we take home to experiment.
My pulse will be quickenin'
With each drop of strychnine
We feed to a padawan.
It just takes a bit and he's gone!
To poison a padawan in the park.
Life ispie and life is beer.
I think the loveliest time of the year is the spring.
I do, don't you? 'Course you do.
But there's one thing that makes spring complete for me,
And makes ev'ry Sunday a treat for me.
All the world seems in tune
On a spring afternoon,
When we're poisoningpadawans in the park.
Ev'ry Sunday you'll see
My sweetheart and me,
As we poison thepadawans in the park.
When they see us coming, the forcers all try an' hide,
But they still go for crystals when coated with cyanide.
The sun's shining bright,
Ev'rything seems all right,
When we're poisoningpadawans in the park.
Lalaalaalalaladoodiedieedoodoodoo
We've gained notoriety,
And caused much anxiety
In theJedi CouncilSociety
With our games.
They call it impiety,
And lack of propriety,
And quite a variety
Of unpleasant names.
But it won't make any mother cry
To want to dispose of a Jedi.
So if Sunday you're free,
Why don't you come with me,
And we'll poison thepadawans in the park.
And maybe we'll do
In aKnight or two,
While we're poisoningpadawans in the park.
We'll murder them all amid laughter and merriment.
Except for the few we take home to experiment.
My pulse will be quickenin'
With each drop of strychnine
We feed to a padawan.
It just takes a bit and he's gone!
To poison a padawan in the park.
MastaDrapheus
Thu Sep 08, 2005 12:01 am
#5
Spring?....it's kinda....autumn...at least......here it is....i mean.....
/standingovation
WOOHOO I LOVE IT
LM
Thu Sep 08, 2005 12:02 am
#6
=D
This was your best one, Arsani.
(Love Tom Lehrer, btw and this was one of his greats.)
lurdanta
Thu Sep 08, 2005 12:16 am
#7
I love this song.
I love the original.
I love Tom Lehrer and most of all,
I love you.
(hoping this post doesn't get deleted by the moderator like the other times I told people I loved them...odd getting deleted for telling people I love them...)
I love the original.
I love Tom Lehrer and most of all,
I love you.
(hoping this post doesn't get deleted by the moderator like the other times I told people I loved them...odd getting deleted for telling people I love them...)
groundcrew
Thu Sep 08, 2005 11:03 am
#8
This chick rocks!
Arsani wrote:
Silly songs with Arsani! The part of the forum where Arsani, and it really is Arsani, comes out and sings a silly song.
Spring is here, a-suh-puh-ring is here.
Life ispie and life is beer.
I think the loveliest time of the year is the spring.
I do, don't you? 'Course you do.
But there's one thing that makes spring complete for me,
And makes ev'ry Sunday a treat for me.
All the world seems in tune
On a spring afternoon,
When we're poisoningpadawans in the park.
Ev'ry Sunday you'll see
My sweetheart and me,
As we poison thepadawans in the park.
When they see us coming, the forcers all try an' hide,
But they still go for crystals when coated with cyanide.
The sun's shining bright,
Ev'rything seems all right,
When we're poisoningpadawans in the park.
Lalaalaalalaladoodiedieedoodoodoo
We've gained notoriety,
And caused much anxiety
In theJedi CouncilSociety
With our games.
They call it impiety,
And lack of propriety,
And quite a variety
Of unpleasant names.
But it won't make any mother cry
To want to dispose of a Jedi.
So if Sunday you're free,
Why don't you come with me,
And we'll poison thepadawans in the park.
And maybe we'll do
In aKnight or two,
While we're poisoningpadawans in the park.
We'll murder them all amid laughter and merriment.
Except for the few we take home to experiment.
My pulse will be quickenin'
With each drop of strychnine
We feed to a padawan.
It just takes a bit and he's gone!
To poison a padawan in the park.
TCWolffe
Thu Sep 08, 2005 11:18 am
#9
Arsani wrote:
So if Sunday you're free,
Why don't you come with me,
And we'll poison thepadawans in the park.
And maybe we'll do
In aKnight or two,
While we're poisoningpadawans in the park.
but...but...
Sunday is the jam night in Landsend....you're not planning on taking business away from that are you? *snicker*
I mean...its for a GREAT cause, but....how about a different night?
K'erry Nylo
Mayor of Landsend, Naboo {StarSider}
Arsani
Fri Sep 09, 2005 12:06 am
#11
TCWolffe wrote:
Arsani wrote:
So if Sunday you're free,
Why don't you come with me,
And we'll poison thepadawans in the park.
And maybe we'll do
In aKnight or two,
While we're poisoningpadawans in the park.
but...but...
Sunday is the jam night in Landsend....you're not planning on taking business away from that are you? *snicker*
I mean...its for a GREAT cause, but....how about a different night?
K'erry Nylo
Mayor of Landsend, Naboo {StarSider}
Arsani wrote:
All the world seems in tune
On a spring afternoon,
When we're poisoningpadawans in the park
TCWolffe
Wed Sep 14, 2005 4:50 pm
#12
Arsani wrote:
All the world seems in tune
On a spring afternoon,
When we're poisoningpadawans in the park
oh, okay...thats a breath of relief...
in that case, I hope we can help you wind down after your exciting Jedi genocide!
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