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Thread: Proposal for the Amendment of the Smuggler's Code of Ethics In Relation To Pie (HoS Bill 19299)
Ladies and gentlemen of the Smuggler's forums, I am here to propose an amendment to the Smuggler's code of ethics where-in the "exportation" of pie is permissible by all ranks of Smuggler to and from all other external class parties. It has become quite obvious that not only has the exportation of aforementioned Pie wreaked havoc within the forums structure, the self-induced pie hysteria has affected the very fabric of our own forums as well.
It is my contention that the sugar levels of said pies has increased the hysteria level of those that use it to the point that most every user affected by the sugar high feels it is necessary to post angry and negative comments in every post about every other class in the galaxy. I used to think it was just the game mechanics or lack of understanding and communication from parties associated with SoE(tm), but I have come to realize that it is actually my own intake of pie that made methink in such a manner.
Due to evidence discovered that every other massive multiplayer online role playing game suffers the same or an accelerated form of this pervasive problem and all of them seem to eat pie, one can only deduce that there-in lies the direct correlation. Through months of investigation a solution to the epidemic has been located. Research has proven that eliminating pie from one's diet or removing oneself from a daily dose of forums and worrying about what other classes can or can't do or how much love yours or another class receives; instead, concentrating on what is fun for you, eliminates the effects of pie on your system and one begins to enjoy life.
So in conclusion, please eliminate the smuggling and consumption of pie on all levels. Just say, “No”! 
Representative Ewoksniper - Forum Avoider for good reason
Message Edited by Ewoksniper on 06-15-2005 11:25 AM
Fool... the Pie is much more powerful than the Force.
And I'm not an addict. I can quit any time I want to... I just don't want to.
Fool... the Pie is much more powerful than the Force.
And I'm not an addict. I can quit any time I want to... I just don't want to.
If that were true, why are there more Jedi on the servers than pies?
Ewoksniper wrote:
Quote The Addict:
Fool... the Pie is much more powerful than the Force.
And I'm not an addict. I can quit any time I want to... I just don't want to.
If that were true, why are there more Jedi on the servers than pies?
Pikatta pie, sold in crates TO JEDI, nuff said
