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Thread: Smuggler Q & A *For Fun*

Erryc
Sun May 01, 2005 3:48 pm
#1

With so much seriousness going on, I thought I'd throw a little fun into the mix. Ever play forum Q &A? Basically, you answer the question in the thread above yours, then post a new question (So, essentially, it's A & Q but that sounds retarded). Mind you, your answer should be silly, but on-point.


To get it started:


Q. Why do Bothans make better smugglers?


A. Stormtroopers don't think to search your dog for contraband.


-here's your question-


Q. How many smugglers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?



your turn!



***Eyini Resresit***

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The Black Widows

An Underworld Player Association

Sunrunner

Save your local smugglers, kill a jedi.
Nicolas_Frost
Sun May 01, 2005 4:29 pm
#2

A: They can't, they're still waiting on the revamp to be able to do anything.



Jaecob Maragi
Babelonian Militia Captain
Master Smuggler and Alliance Pilot
Captain of the LongShot(2)
THE Official Smuggler Forum Smartass!
The prices of my services are based on "tolerance". The more I have to tolerate you, the more you have to pay me.


LaughingWolf
Sun May 01, 2005 4:34 pm
#3

A: As Master, you CAN screw in a lightbulb alone, yes I KNOW it is not written in the box, but you can, believe me.



LaffyWolf'ya - Master Smuggler / Master Pistoleer / Rebel Colonel

Fresh out of witty signatures, sorry.
Nicolas_Frost
Sun May 01, 2005 4:36 pm
#4

A: The Smuggler really wanted the lightbulb to screw in, but it was only a 50/50 chance that it would, and as luck would have it, it ended screwing out.



Jaecob Maragi
Babelonian Militia Captain
Master Smuggler and Alliance Pilot
Captain of the LongShot(2)
THE Official Smuggler Forum Smartass!
The prices of my services are based on "tolerance". The more I have to tolerate you, the more you have to pay me.


LaughingWolf
Sun May 01, 2005 4:49 pm
#5

Yes Nicolas but that's only until we get the fabled Lightbulb Revamp, where we will finally have a choice of screwing the lightbulb in or out.

Message Edited by LaughingWolf on 05-01-2005 07:50 PM



LaffyWolf'ya - Master Smuggler / Master Pistoleer / Rebel Colonel

Fresh out of witty signatures, sorry.
Erryc
Sun May 01, 2005 5:16 pm
#6

Bah, Let me "Combat Upgrade" the rules of the game! =)


After you answer the question, POST A NEW ONE TOO!


A. 4 Smugglers. 1 to spin the house, and 3 to root the lightbulb in place.



Q. How many times will Smugglers be promised a revamp?





***Eyini Resresit***

Master Smuggler

The Black Widows

An Underworld Player Association

Sunrunner

Save your local smugglers, kill a jedi.
LTZweigg
Sun May 01, 2005 10:23 pm
#7

A: Only one more time. But we get half of it now and the other half when we get to Alderaan.



Q: Why do Wookiees make good co-pilots?





Hello, I must be going. I cannot stay, I came to say I must be going. I'm glad I came but just the same I must be going.

Jedi - Nihil curo de ista tua stulta superstitione!
Ternque01
Sun May 01, 2005 10:43 pm
#8






LTZweigg wrote:

A: Only one more time. But we get half of it now and the other half when we get to Alderaan.



Q: Why do Wookiees make good co-pilots?








A: Because they let you pet them.



Q: How many systems do YOU have the death penalty in? (gay question, I know)





Axob Freelight
The non-Jedi are extinct. Their fire has gone out of the universe.
JohnnyBravoRPD
Sun May 01, 2005 10:56 pm
#9





A: Because they let you pet them.



Q: How many systems do YOU have the death penalty in? (gay question, I know)









A: Can't tell you otherwise the authorities may catch up to me




Q: Who's the best pure smuggler?







Message Edited by JohnnyBravoRPD on 05-02-2005 12:57 AM



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Ramsey_Lanclo
Sun May 01, 2005 11:00 pm
#10



JohnnyBravoRPD wrote:


A: Because they let you pet them.

Q: How many systems do YOU have the death penalty in? (gay question, I know)




A: Can't tell you otherwise the authorities may catch up to me

Q: Who's the best pure smuggler?


Message Edited by JohnnyBravoRPD on 05-02-2005 12:57 AM





Me... Of course. (And I expect everyone else to say the same).

Q. Favorite Wretched Hive of Scum & Villainy?



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Laserus
Mon May 02, 2005 1:15 am
#11

A: Eperors Retreat



Q: What's your biggist "vice"?





the foundation of civilization is greed.
Capt_Baobab
Mon May 02, 2005 4:13 am
#12



Laserus wrote:

Q: What's your biggist "vice"?






A: it's the one i used to hold the locked containers still while i was sliceing them.

Q: why did the Smuggler cross the Road?



R.I.P. Chenlambec 6-23-04 to 8.9.05. Rogue Wookie,Smuggler, and Go To Wookie for Radical Limb Removal.
"I was born a smuggler, and I died a smuggler, and only the spicefiends mourned my passing."
The Inimitable Capt. Baobab
Jaguarrr
Mon May 02, 2005 5:47 am
#13






Capt_Baobab wrote:



A: it's the one i used to hold the locked containers still while i was sliceing them.

Q: why did the Smuggler cross the Road?





A: To lure the Jedi on the street and root him there.


Q: What will this Jedi say?



We couldn't play SWG without Tiggs. Now we can =)
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