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I've got the A/C full blast and I can still feel the heat.

and screw anyone who says something akin to, "I live in Arizona, it's 100 in the shade"

Everybody know that's a dry heat. Whereas I'm literally 30 feet ( did I mention literally? ) from a lake. I feel like I'm in a steambasket.

Take of your underwear.

take off your socks, I do not care to know the state of the rest of your clothing! But bare feet radiate heat from your body like, well a radiator...

and I know your pain, i think i will be moving from Florida once I graduate. Effing sauna state.

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Ternque01 wrote:
Take off your underwear.

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Hmm A smuggler telling you to take off your underwear. Methinks there are bad and uncomfortable days (and nights!!!) in your future.

The university of Harvard made a study in the year 2004 about the relation between the heat of the human body and pie.

If you dont have enough pie in your diet the riboflavin of the DNI structure of the cell called smuglurus screwus cant assimiliate the fusfly when the temperature goes above normal

I recomend 10cc's of yuhoo and 7 day diet consisting only of Mc'donalds apple pie.

Let me know after the week of treatment if you feel any better.

The underwear shall stay on. Even I have standards.

And as I am at work people might raise questions.

Socks? The ONLY times I even wear shoes in the summer are: At a nice restaurant, or while golfing. Aside from that I'm either barefoot or in sandals.

And I'm thinking that if I ate nothing but McDonald's pie and drank only yoohoo everyday, It would make me fat, thus making me MORE susceptible to heat. I mean those people at Harvard... I know two offhand, one is VERY into sex (not that there's anything wrong with that), the other tried to make a batman porno in high school, and has since gotten even scarier. The point is, Harvard... hmmmmmmmm

Chicago?
A kid passed out during finals from the heat here.

Message Edited by WonderWookie191 on 06-08-2005 06:35 PM

CROSE ENOUGH! Michigan. Couple extra lake borders because apparently one isn't enough.

lake ontario over here... on the canadian beer side... with lots of maple pecan pies...

I used to live in Orlando when I was in School... Band Camp in the summer on black Asphault

heh its hot as balls here too max, and its humid. but I crew a fishing boat, so I am out on the sea with a good breeze so life is grand.

Right there.

That black dot in the center, that's EXACTLY where I am. Ooh yay, there's a storm rollin in. A nice rainy HUMID thunderstorm. I can see the rain lol.

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hottest place i have been in in Ecuador.

The sun over there is just crazy hot,problem is the sudden changes in weather,at noon you cant walk cause of the heat and an hour later it starts pouring like a tropical storm.

Lived there for 7 years and i got used to it but it still was fun to experience it all the time.