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AngusMacGregor

Wed Jul 20, 2005 9:08 am

Tiggs: *punches an intercom button* TH, get over here quick! We have a situation!!
TH: What's going on?
Tiggs: It's GreenMarine! He'slooking atthe Smuggler forum again!
TH: *yelling* Pull his network cable! Cut the phone lines! Whatever you do, DON'T LET HIM POST!!! I'm on my way!!

Blixtev: Dude, what are you doing?

GM: I didn't get a bug report about the slicing changes, so I'm cruising the Smuggler forum to see if there is anything I need to fix.

Blixtev: You can't do that!

GM: Why not? They made me program the stupid thing. Who else can fix it?

Blixtev: Didn't you read the memo?

GM: What memo? My e-mail has been down for a month, remember? I told them not to let Lithium set up our e-mail, they can't even make the forums work right.

Blixtev: Smugglers are off limits, dude. Anything that doesn't effect Jedi or the whole Jedi/BH thing is supposed to be ignored.

GM: What? You gotta be kidding me!

Blixtev: Nope. I wish I was, but it came down from the big wigs. If they ain't Jedi, screw 'em.

Tiggs: *runs in, panting* Take your hands away from the keyboard, mister!!

GM: Whoa... hold on now.. *raises his hands* What are you pointing at me?

Tiggs: It's a Taser... don't make me use it, GM.

GM: Have you gone loco? *shakes head* Joke's over, and I'm not amused. *goes back to looking at the Smuggler forum*

Tiggs: I warned you. *zaps him with the Taser*

GM: *falls to the floor, jerking around as the 10,000 volts run through him*

Blixtev: Whew. That was a close one!

Tiggs: Tell me about it.

TH: *runs in* Please tell me you got here in time!

Tiggs: *looks at GM's computer* Just barely. I nailed him before he could post.

TH: Whew... thank God. That could have been really bad.

GM: *drooling on the floor* Why don't you just take all the non-Jedi professions out of the game, you sadistic freaks?

TH: Are you kidding? We have to leave them in there... Jedi need them to grind so they can get "glowy", you know.

Message Edited by AngusMacGregor on 07-20-2005 12:27 PM

"C O L O N E L A N G U S" M A C G R E G O R

DEAD SMUGGLER - KILLED BY LACK OF CONTENT AND COMMUNICATION

I am Jack's ignored profession.

My account payment has been moved to a long term implementation.

Antonnio

Wed Jul 20, 2005 9:22 am

#2

An R2 Rolls into the SOE office. He begins to transmit a message via hologram.

The blue image shoots forward, displaying Antonnio Rossi in a desperate situation.

General GreenMarine, weeks ago you served the Smugglers in the slicing system.
Now they beg you to help them in their struggle for the smuggling revamp.
I regret that I am unable to present the smuggler's request to you in
person, but the forum thread discussing our future has been deleted, and I'm afraid my mission
to bring you to the In-Development forum has failed. I have placed information vital
to the survival of the Smugglers into the memory systems of this R2
unit. The Smugglers will know how to retrieve it. You must see this droid
safely delivered to them in the Smuggler Forum. This is our most desperate hour.
Help me, GreenMarine, you're our only hope.

Message Edited by Antonnio on 07-20-2005 12:23 PM

Smuggler4LifeSmuggler4LifeSmug  |
gler4LifeSmuggler4LifeSmuggler  | Antonnio J. Rossi
4LifeSmuggler4LifeSmuggler4Lif  | Captain of the Lone Wolf
eSmuggler4LifeSmuggler4LifeSmu  | For Profit Only
ggler4LifeSmuggler4LifeSmuggle  | *   *   *
r4LifeSmuggler4LifeSmuggler4Li  |  
feSmuggler4LifeSmuggler4LifeSm  | My Holonet Page
uggler4LifeSmuggler4LifeSmuggl  |
er4LifeSmuggler4LifeSmuggler4L  | We're made to suffer. It's our lot in life.

Saarek

Wed Jul 20, 2005 9:39 am

#3

Angus, your post made me sad.

/sad;

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"The Hawtness is my ally, and a powerful ally it is." RIP SAAREK CARVATHOS :: AUG 4, 2005
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S A A R E K "SIR WANKSALOT" C A R V A T H O S _Starsider. && _Corbantis.
M A S T E R S C O U N D R E L I AM JACK'S IGNORED PROFESSION
C O A L I T I O N O F T H E L O S T S M U G G L E R S .

AngusMacGregor

Wed Jul 20, 2005 9:40 am

#4

*Cranks up some Metallica*

SAD BUT TRUE!!!!!!

"C O L O N E L A N G U S" M A C G R E G O R

DEAD SMUGGLER - KILLED BY LACK OF CONTENT AND COMMUNICATION

I am Jack's ignored profession.

My account payment has been moved to a long term implementation.

Saarek

Wed Jul 20, 2005 9:41 am

#5

Yay Metallica.

But I'm still sad.

/sad;

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"The Hawtness is my ally, and a powerful ally it is." RIP SAAREK CARVATHOS :: AUG 4, 2005
------
S A A R E K "SIR WANKSALOT" C A R V A T H O S _Starsider. && _Corbantis.
M A S T E R S C O U N D R E L I AM JACK'S IGNORED PROFESSION
C O A L I T I O N O F T H E L O S T S M U G G L E R S .

BigZak

Wed Jul 20, 2005 9:42 am

#6

And this is what I just love about being a long time smuggler, we have the best posts on the forums.

Violet Vette, Radiant
yada yada yada .... still not smuggling, maybe I should try snuggling.

ApollyonTB

Wed Jul 20, 2005 9:55 am

#7

AngusMacGregor wrote:

Tiggs: *punches an intercom button* TH, get over here quick! We have a situation!!
TH: What's going on?
Tiggs: It's GreenMarine! He'slooking atthe Smuggler forum again!
TH: *yelling* Pull his network cable! Cut the phone lines! Whatever you do, DON'T LET HIM POST!!! I'm on my way!!

Blixtev: Dude, what are you doing?

GM: I didn't get a bug report about the slicing changes, so I'm cruising the Smuggler forum to see if there is anything I need to fix.

Blixtev: You can't do that!

GM: Why not? They made me program the stupid thing. Who else can fix it?

Blixtev: Didn't you read the memo?

GM: What memo? My e-mail has been down for a month, remember? I told them not to let Lithium set up our e-mail, they can't even make the forums work right.

Blixtev: Smugglers are off limits, dude. Anything that doesn't effect Jedi or the whole Jedi/BH thing is supposed to be ignored.

GM: What? You gotta be kidding me!

Blixtev: Nope. I wish I was, but it came down from the big wigs. If they ain't Jedi, screw 'em.

Tiggs: *runs in, panting* Take your hands away from the keyboard, mister!!

GM: Whoa... hold on now.. *raises his hands* What are you pointing at me?

Tiggs: It's a Taser... don't make me use it, GM.

GM: Have you gone loco? *shakes head* Joke's over, and I'm not amused. *goes back to looking at the Smuggler forum*

Tiggs: I warned you. *zaps him with the Taser*

GM: *falls to the floor, jerking around as the 10,000 volts run through him*

Blixtev: Whew. That was a close one!

Tiggs: Tell me about it.

TH: *runs in* Please tell me you got here in time!

Tiggs: *looks at GM's computer* Just barely. I nailed him before he could post.

TH: Whew... thank God. That could have been really bad.

GM: *drooling on the floor* Why don't you just take all the non-Jedi professions out of the game, you sadistic freaks?

TH: Are you kidding? We have to leave them in there... Jedi need them to grind so they can get "glowy", you know.

Message Edited by AngusMacGregor on 07-20-2005 12:27 PM

/weeps openly

teh Tee-Bagger

Lover of Beer and Pie

Order 67 - "Every Smuggler is now an enemy of SOE and LucasArts."

(quoted by)

Veela "Her Royal Hawtness"

vendors located at 2110 -4905 outside Mos Eisley

WillburWright

Wed Jul 20, 2005 10:04 am

#8

I knew it!

We need to assemble a crack team of troops! No, not druggies, commandos! That type of crack!

gggggWillbur Wrightggggg A Smuggler without a cause-
gggggggggggggggggg No way to meaningfully smuggle.
gggggggggggggggggg No illegal goods to move....
gggggggggggggggggg No oppressive Empire to fight against?
gggggggggggggggggg 'Tis a sad sight to behold!
gggggggggggggggggg A Smuggler without a cause
ggggggSMUGGLERgggggg Is not a Smuggler at all!

Saarek

Wed Jul 20, 2005 10:16 am

#9

I'm commando right now... can I join?

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"The Hawtness is my ally, and a powerful ally it is." RIP SAAREK CARVATHOS :: AUG 4, 2005
------
S A A R E K "SIR WANKSALOT" C A R V A T H O S _Starsider. && _Corbantis.
M A S T E R S C O U N D R E L I AM JACK'S IGNORED PROFESSION
C O A L I T I O N O F T H E L O S T S M U G G L E R S .

Datink_Nieleft

Wed Jul 20, 2005 10:27 am

#10

I smell a parody of Star Wars coming.

Episode 4 1/2: Saga of the Smugglers.

GostNDajtink
Original Smuggler
My bowels are loose and I'm a little gamey Want some toast?

Darkvicious

Wed Jul 20, 2005 10:51 am

#11

If you have a 1000 smuggler screaming on the forums , does it make a sound ?

Darkvicious Matt

Bringing a Cantina Near You

ShadowKB is my Hero!

pykescylla

Wed Jul 20, 2005 11:00 am

#12

Darkvicious wrote:
If you have a 1000 smuggler screaming on the forums , does it make a sound ?

Not if no one hears them.

Pyke Winoda
Retired Master Armorsmith w Reformed Smuggler w Former Mayor
Twelve-Point Smith w RIS Certified
DREADNOUGHT Armor w Saldara, Dantooine 6690 -4626

AtomicFB

Wed Jul 20, 2005 11:11 am

#13

OMG!!!!! I think I lost my spleen laughing so hard and crying at the same time... oh well, back to beer and pie

mmmmmmmm......ppppiiiiiieeeeeeee!

"We Smugglers like beer and pie...
gggggggggggggggggggggggggg
Colonel Malicon Klem
ELDER SMUGGLER & STORM SQUADRON ACE
gggggggggggggggggggggggggg
and we stick Jedi with the tab"

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