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Keck_is_banned

Sat Oct 22, 2005 6:18 am

Come on! They have one female servicing a large group of males. That implies a species that lays eggs.

Oh my God, you're crazy! They're so obviously mammals!

Please! She'd be in estrus 24/7 if she didn't lay eggs.

Smurfs don't lay eggs! I won't tell you this again! Papa Smurf has a fscking beard! They're mammals!

Keck
Knight of the Holy Order of the Banned

djlowballer

Sat Oct 22, 2005 8:50 am

#2

Keck...the smurfs are dead... belgian bombed them

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/main.jhtml?xml=/news/2005/10/08/wsmurf08.xml&sSheet=/news/2005/10/08/ixhome.html

let a moment of silence go out for those brave souls

Keck_is_banned

Sat Oct 22, 2005 9:12 am

#3

NON! LES STROMPFS! UNE PARTIE DE MOI MEURT AVEC LES!!!!

Did I get that right? Any francophonics?

Keck
Knight of the Holy Order of the Banned

djlowballer

Sat Oct 22, 2005 9:48 am

#4

Keck_is_banned wrote:
NON! LES STROMPFS! UNE PARTIE DE MOI MEURT AVEC LES!!!!

Did I get that right? Any francophonics?

yeah I speak french and can translate : Cheese, wine wine cheese, poem, surrender.

I love france, I love its history, I love the parisian aristocracy as a liuterary background...but dear god I cant stand that language.
If only they spoke german... I would be drunk at marselle everyday

JaekeW

Sat Oct 22, 2005 10:50 am

#5

djlowballer wrote:

Keck_is_banned wrote:
NON! LES STROMPFS! UNE PARTIE DE MOI MEURT AVEC LES!!!!

Did I get that right? Any francophonics?

yeah I speak french and can translate : Cheese, wine wine cheese, poem, surrender.

I love france, I love its history, I love the parisian aristocracy as a liuterary background...but dear god I cant stand that language.
If only they spoke german... I would be drunk at marselle everyday

I always wondered what language he was posting in.

Expired Dec. 10 2006.
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Fmroprtr

Sat Oct 22, 2005 11:00 am

#6

In the Marine Corps we had a nickname for the French.....Surrender Monkeys.

It's the only country you can take over with a threatening piece of mail.

Ahrdet Paay
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AtomicFB

Sat Oct 22, 2005 11:04 am

#7

Fmroprtr wrote:

In the Marine Corps we had a nickname for the French.....Surrender Monkeys.

It's the only country you can take over with a threatening piece of mail.

Sure that isn't the Italians?

"We Smugglers like beer and pie...
gggggggggggggggggggggggggg
Colonel Malicon Klem
ELDER SMUGGLER & STORM SQUADRON ACE
gggggggggggggggggggggggggg
and we stick Jedi with the tab"

Obono

Sat Oct 22, 2005 11:08 am

#8

AtomicFB wrote:

Fmroprtr wrote:

In the Marine Corps we had a nickname for the French.....Surrender Monkeys.

It's the only country you can take over with a threatening piece of mail.

Sure that isn't the Italians?

Nah, you don't have to do anything to get the italians to surrender.

Obono - Master Smuggler (Elder Smuggler/Elder Commando)
Narwuun - Commando

Cuddlest master smuggler there is!!!!!

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AtomicFB

Sat Oct 22, 2005 11:11 am

#9

Obono wrote:

AtomicFB wrote:

Fmroprtr wrote:

In the Marine Corps we had a nickname for the French.....Surrender Monkeys.

It's the only country you can take over with a threatening piece of mail.

Sure that isn't the Italians?

Nah, you don't have to do anything to get the italians to surrender.

O good point

"We Smugglers like beer and pie...
gggggggggggggggggggggggggg
Colonel Malicon Klem
ELDER SMUGGLER & STORM SQUADRON ACE
gggggggggggggggggggggggggg
and we stick Jedi with the tab"

fordaith

Sat Oct 22, 2005 11:37 am

#10

friends dont let friends take laced drugs!

FORDAITH CURADO

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Derrid Curado (RR-EX) Berone Curado (???)

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"No, what you have are bullets, and the hope that when your guns are empty I'm no longer be standing, because if I am you'll all be dead before you've reloaded. "

newbExtraordinaire

Sat Oct 22, 2005 1:11 pm

#11

AtomicFB wrote:

Obono wrote:

AtomicFB wrote:

Fmroprtr wrote:

In the Marine Corps we had a nickname for the French.....Surrender Monkeys.

It's the only country you can take over with a threatening piece of mail.

Sure that isn't the Italians?

Nah, you don't have to do anything to get the italians to surrender.

O good point

Luckily for both the french and the italians, the only country capable of attacking any european country is USA, and they can't do it, as they would loose too many trade deals and stuff

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Obono

Sun Oct 23, 2005 6:22 am

#12

If USA attacked either france or italy, then they would have the rest of the EU attacking them. And well, every other country tbh.

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Keck_is_banned

Sun Oct 23, 2005 7:37 am

#13

Obono wrote:
If USA attacked either france or italy, then they would have the rest of the EU attacking them. And well, every other country tbh.

Well, the countries that could afford to, or had an army to speak of. I think we could swing a few allies though. We could probably get Russia, and Japan. But they'd probably be busy fighting China. I think South America'd probably stay out of it.

I think it'd really come down to whomever Britain and her various sovereign states ally with.

Keck
Knight of the Holy Order of the Banned

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