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SMUGGLA FO LIFE, YO!

*flashes Smuggler gang signs*




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And who said roleplaying is dead?

*hangs a Rebel banner out the side of his AV-21 and rides off*

Word to your mother.

With so much drama in the S-W-G
It’s kinda hard bein a shady S-M-U-G

Two in the mornin and Eisley's still jumpin
Cause Vader ain’t home

Rollin down the street, smokin ENDOR, sippin on Gralinyn Juice
Laid back [with my mind on my money and my money on my mind]

Message Edited by maxtheusher on 05-15-2005 09:17 AM

Straight outta Coro crazynerfhearder namedsolo
From the gang calledsmugglaz With Attitude
When I'm called off I got a sawed off
Squeeze the trigger andJawa's are hauled off
You toowook if ya f*** with me
Theespo's are gonna hafta come and get me
Off yo a** that's how I'm goin out
For thepunk nerfhearderthat's showin out
smugglazstart to mumble, they wanna rumble
Mix em and cook em in a pot like gumbo
Goin off on a nerfhearderlike that
with a fwg5 that's pointed at yo a**
So give it up smooth
Ain't no tellin when I'm down for alowblow
Here's a murder rap to keep yo spicin
with a crime record like doctor evazan
fwg5is the tool
Don't make me act thenerhearding fool
Me you can go toe to toe, no maybe
I'm knockinsmugglaz out tha box, daily
yo weekly, monthly and yearly
until them dumb nerhearders see clearly
that I'm down with the capital F-W-G
farmBoy you can't f*** with me
So when I'm in yoursystem you better duck
Cozsolo is crazy as f***
As I leave, believe I'm stompin
but when I come back, farmboy, I'm comin straight outta Coro

*Yim rolls up in his lowrider Av tricked out with 20inch jet turbo engines.....The Gettoboyz song "Damn it feels good to be a gangsta" is blasting from the speakers. As Yimgets out of the AV and sparks up a honny blunt death stick hecocks his head to the side wonders where the hell is everyone.*

*Pours some drink on the sidewalk for his fallen homies and the Jedi-destroyed GCW*

A smuggler can only see so much in his lifetime before he goes wack and decides to do what theexecutives would not: remove Jedi from this game.

Oh no! He might be about to do a smuggler drive-by with his DL44! Quick everyone hit FD

I've not been on a lot do to my move and new/old bank issues but now that Im back for good, did we loose a lot of homies?

High on Pixie

sippin' a Sunrise.

Sittin' in the Mos Eisley Cantina with my Rebel insignia on, watching a hot lil' twi-lek shake her stuff and listening to some Imps trying to figure out how to take me just out side the door.

Finger on the trigger of my Renegade under the table.

Watch the playas and the gangstas. Sit quiet in the booth in a battered old TIE pilot's uniform. Nod fractionally at the few henchmen i have scattered around the place. Smile sweetly when the stormies walk by. Try not to laugh at the posturing rebels. And know that when someone needs something serious done, they don't fool around going to flashy fools.

Still the best, always the best.

Smuggler for life.

Editied fo' typos, yo.

Message Edited by RichardBryant on 05-16-2005 01:46 AM

Hey man, pass that shisha.....

"Obi-wan/Real Jedi No Cheaptricks"

2 Twilek girls go round the outside
round the outside, round the outside

2 Twilek girls go round the outside
round the outside, round the outside

Guess whos back, back again
Smuggie's back, tell a friend
Guess who's back, guess who's back,
guess who's back
Guess who's back...

The Devs created a monster, cuz nobody wants to
be a dancer they want Smuggie slicing guns and armor
well if you want Smuggie, this is what I'll give ya
a little bit of pixie mixed with some muon and thruster
some shadowpaw that'll jumpstart my heart quicker then a
shock when I get shocked at the hospital by the Dr. when I'm not cooperating
when I'm tumbling the table while he's grinding
you waited this long now stop debating cuz I'm back,
I'm on the FWG and mob rooting
I know that you got a job Ms. Tiggs see,
but Thunderheart problem's complicating...
So the SOE wont let me be or let me be me so let me see
they tried to shut me down on TC3 but it feels so empty without me...


Or if you want a little Old School....


MiFWG Weighs A Ton


Step back, get away, give the smuggler some room
You got to turn me up when me MSE goes boom
Clamp to clamp, spice to spice
Then you'll understand our reputation for slice
Cause our slice reputation depends on what
Colored wire thy knife cuts
Our slice, dice, super mix so nice
So rad, you won't dispute the price
It's plain to see, it's a strain to be
Number one in the public eye enemy
I'm wanted in 24, almost 25
Servers where the posse got me on the run
It's a big wonder why I haven't gone under
Dodgin' all types of jedi/Bounty Hunter thunder
A fugitive missin' all types of tell
All this because I talk so well
When I,

Rock, get up, get down
MiFWG weighs a ton

The Smuggler title, the expression of thrill
For elite to compete and attempt to get ill
If looks could kill, I'd chill until
The public catches on to my material
Devs criticize my every phase of rapture
Can't wait to read the headlines of my capture
Accused of exploit, a 1 shot kill crime
Cause I Last Ditch jedis with my rhymes
Tusken rooted, restrained, confused and tripped
Conc'ed from the hold of my Root 'em shoot em trip
And if you want my title, it would be suicidal
From my end, it would be homicidal
When I do work, you get destroyed
Make all the paranoid, try to avoid
The Public Enemy seat I've enjoyed
This is no kid and I'm no toy boy

Rock, get up, get down
MiFWG weighs a ton

I'm a Public Enemy but I don't rob banks
I don't shoot bullets and I don't shoot blanks
My slice is supreme, number one is my rank
And I got more power than ten BH Ganks
If MiFWG wasn't heavy I'd probably fire it
I'd make you walk the plank if I was a pirate
If they made me a King, I would be a tyrant
If you want to DB me, go ahead and try it
BHunter, dancer, jedi never been a
Instead of takin' me out, take a girl to dinner
The level of comp has never been thinner
It's a runaway race where I'm the winner
It's unreal, they call the Dev
And claimed I had started a war
It was war they wanted and war they got
But they wilted in the heat when MiFWG got hot

Rock, get up, get down
MiFWG weighs a ton

Message Edited by lurdanta on 05-15-2005 09:08 PM