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Thread: Useless Post #42
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TimSpork
Wed Jun 29, 2005 4:29 pm
#1
Just helping Maxtheusher out with his crusade. Ignore this if you want or otherwise. Now for something completly diffrent.
Monkeys' with Guns
Comments? Opinions?
Discuss.
Ternque01
Wed Jun 29, 2005 4:31 pm
#2
I think monkeys with guns is COMPLETELY the wrong direction for us to take our product. Statistics say that kids seem to like more of tanks included in their gameplay. Monkeys with guns just doesn't have the selling power.
dlc3007
Wed Jun 29, 2005 4:34 pm
#3
I like the concept, actually. Monkeys are cute, but when you add in the gun, you get the element of danger that monkeys alone can't provide.
Nihiser
Wed Jun 29, 2005 4:35 pm
#4
Then we could give the monkeys Rabies, with the guns. Rabid Monkeys with guns could be a winner.
JuffaloNinjalo
Wed Jun 29, 2005 4:36 pm
#6
And they have to come with a package of dry Ramen, with sea monkey freeze dried eggs thrown in for flavor and monkey companionship and similar theme.....
TimSpork
Wed Jun 29, 2005 4:37 pm
#7
I was thinking something along the lines of an upgradeable weapon package. Natrually the consummer would have to pay a large monthly fee for the use but the surveys clearly show that monkey's with guns are a hot item right now and I think we could really start to see some good revenue by the begining of the next fiscal session.
HOTDOG
Wed Jun 29, 2005 4:38 pm
#8
Inspector 44 here- still testing monkeys with- Bongo- point that the other way-
Still testing monkeys with guns here and things are really looking up. They seem to be taken with the Glock and- Bongo! Get that barrel out of your nose!
BONGO!
Anyway- they like the Glock and Uzi-
BRRRT! BRRRT! BRRRT!
Ugh.
I'm gonna need some new monkeys here folks.
Message Edited by HOTDOG on 06-29-2005 04:38 PM
Elyaas
Wed Jun 29, 2005 4:38 pm
#9
I HAVE IT!!!!
Tanks....Operated by monkeys that dual-wield machine guns and house the plague and rabies.....We shall call it the dual-weilding Plague-Rabie Monkey Destructo Set.....comes with all you see (picture with 1 tank and 3 crazy monkeys)
only 100k Creds at your nearest smuggler
Tanks....Operated by monkeys that dual-wield machine guns and house the plague and rabies.....We shall call it the dual-weilding Plague-Rabie Monkey Destructo Set.....comes with all you see (picture with 1 tank and 3 crazy monkeys)
only 100k Creds at your nearest smuggler
Ternque01
Wed Jun 29, 2005 4:39 pm
#10
JuffaloNinjalo wrote:
And they have to come with a package of dry Ramen, with sea monkey freeze dried eggs thrown in for flavor and monkey companionship and similar theme.....
I think you have just taken the idea of monkeys with guns supercritical. I LIKE IT!!!
SOMEBODY GIVE THIS MAN A CORNER OFFICE!!!
Ternque01
Wed Jun 29, 2005 4:40 pm
#11
Elyaas wrote:
I HAVE IT!!!!
Tanks....Operated by monkeys that dual-wield machine guns and house the plague and rabies.....We shall call it the dual-weilding Plague-Rabie Monkey Destructo Set.....comes with all you see (picture with 1 tank and 3 crazy monkeys)
only 100k Creds at your nearest smuggler
Yes, incorporating them INTO tanks... that's genious. What will we call it?
maxtheusher
Wed Jun 29, 2005 4:41 pm
#12
I've got an Uzi. IMI made, IMI magazines, folding stock, the whole nine yards.
I mean, uh, no... I don't...
I mean, uh, no... I don't...
SwenLaransa
Wed Jun 29, 2005 4:43 pm
#13
Ternque01 wrote:
Elyaas wrote:
I HAVE IT!!!!
Tanks....Operated by monkeys that dual-wield machine guns and house the plague and rabies.....We shall call it the dual-weilding Plague-Rabie Monkey Destructo Set.....comes with all you see (picture with 1 tank and 3 crazy monkeys)
only 100k Creds at your nearest smuggler
Yes, incorporating them INTO tanks... that's genious. What will we call it?
Commandos would whine nerf you know. They'd be all jealous of our uber monkey-tank-gun skills.
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