Smuggler Archive
Thread: I Finally Got Caught and Arrested :(
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NickHeel
Tue Mar 01, 2005 8:12 pm
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CLICKY to my thread for the Role Play story and post by the ISB on Tarquinas regarding this. Read first if you want...it's really good 
CLICKY to the RP on me getting caught 
I'm in the tank, the slammer, the big house, the booby hatch, the freezer, the county hotel so to speak!
It was confounded trickery! I always slice for my PA buddies cause...well, they're my PA buddies. Well, the ISB (Imperial something or other)guy (and one of my best friends) got a girl that I thought was still in my PA to ask me for slicing. I should have known better cause she's a friggin' Jedi. So I met the Jedi that I thought was in my PA...and then they sprang the trap. But, I must admit, I would have done the same if not far worse 
So. You're hold up in the pokey in the middle of Tatooine with armed guards around awaiting your tribunal. You're a Master Smuggler (so we know there's no help there), Master Gunfighter, with some Fencer. You're apart of a guild full of Bounty Hunters and Imperials. How do you get out!?
I'm thinking if I can get a snorkel, a toilet paper roll, and a Wickett figurine I can McGyver me up a bomb and some anti-personel rockets and get out that way.
What do you all think?!
NickHeel
Tue Mar 01, 2005 8:13 pm
#2
And "yes"....I know I suck for getting caught 4 days before the bounty was dropped 
No shut up before you hurt my sensitive feelings
No shut up before you hurt my sensitive feelings
Nicolas_Frost
Tue Mar 01, 2005 8:30 pm
#3
Nah, not even close to what MacGyver would do. He'd either pick the lock with a Swiss Army Knife, or turn a old racing bicycle, two steel pipes(one needs to fit into the other), and rusty paint cans into a thermite torch and burn his way out. How you pick a lock with the knife, I haven't a clue, but here's how to make the torch:
#1: Scrape all the rust off the paint cans, now get rid of the cans and set the rust aside.
#2: Take the seat off the bike and file the magnesium alloy off of the bike's frame. This requires that the bike be cut up.
#3: Mix the rust(iron oxide) and the magnesium alloy together.
#4: Pack your rust/magnesium alloy mix well in one end of the smaller steel pipe, and clamp it down.
#5: Insert the smaller pipe into the larger pipe, leave one or two inches out from the end, as well as a fuse to ignite the torch.
#6: Ignite and cut your way through the metal.
#1: Scrape all the rust off the paint cans, now get rid of the cans and set the rust aside.
#2: Take the seat off the bike and file the magnesium alloy off of the bike's frame. This requires that the bike be cut up.
#3: Mix the rust(iron oxide) and the magnesium alloy together.
#4: Pack your rust/magnesium alloy mix well in one end of the smaller steel pipe, and clamp it down.
#5: Insert the smaller pipe into the larger pipe, leave one or two inches out from the end, as well as a fuse to ignite the torch.
#6: Ignite and cut your way through the metal.
Thochkored
Tue Mar 01, 2005 8:41 pm
#4
Looks like a classic case of entrapment to me! Forget the breakout, I'm sending Johny Cockeran.
DarkOveranwrote:
10.04
Napali contact the suspect, pretending to request his skills for illegal modifications on a weapon
NickHeel
Tue Mar 01, 2005 8:43 pm
#5
Chewbacca defense fro teh win
Thochkored wrote:
Looks like a classic case of entrapment to me! Forget the breakout, I'm sending Johny Cockeran.
DarkOveranwrote:
10.04
Napali contact the suspect, pretending to request his skills for illegal modifications on a weapon
It's on like a white on rice now!
Nicolas_Frost
Tue Mar 01, 2005 8:48 pm
#6
NickHeel wrote:Chewbacca defense fro teh win
Thochkored wrote:Looks like a classic case of entrapment to me! Forget the breakout, I'm sending Johny Cockeran.
DarkOveran wrote:
10.04
Napali contact the suspect, pretending to request his skills for illegal modifications on a weapon
Good luck. The Empire's idea of a trial is to load a gun and aim it at you.
Thochkored
Tue Mar 01, 2005 9:04 pm
#7
Nicolas_Frost wrote:
NickHeel wrote:
Chewbacca defense fro teh win
Thochkored wrote:
Looks like a classic case of entrapment to me! Forget the breakout, I'm sending Johny Cockeran.
DarkOveran wrote:
10.04
Napali contact the suspect, pretending to request his skills for illegal modifications on a weapon
Good luck. The Empire's idea of a trial is to load a gun and aim it at you.
Sounds like you need a Master Politician, perhaps one with Imperial ties. A little jail time should raise your "street cred".
Ackehece
Tue Mar 01, 2005 9:08 pm
#8
Nicolas_Frost wrote:
NickHeel wrote:
Chewbacca defense fro teh win
Thochkored wrote:
Looks like a classic case of entrapment to me! Forget the breakout, I'm sending Johny Cockeran.
DarkOveran wrote:
10.04
Napali contact the suspect, pretending to request his skills for illegal modifications on a weapon
Good luck. The Empire's idea of a trial is to load a gun and aim it at you.
all suspects are guilty - otherwise they would not be suspects
riotcontrol
Tue Mar 01, 2005 9:18 pm
#10
Very nice. (well, maybe not for captain N'joh ) Put some links to this kind of stuff on the RP boards once in a while, I'm tired of reading about the zabrak-nightsister-slave-mistress-crossdressing-twileks-with-japanese-names all the time. 
) Put some links to this kind of stuff on the RP boards once in a while, I'm tired of reading about the zabrak-nightsister-slave-mistress-crossdressing-twileks-with-japanese-names all the time.
Thochkored
Tue Mar 01, 2005 9:27 pm
#11
NickHeel wrote:
I should have known better cause she's a friggin' Jedi. So I met the Jedi that I thought was in my PA...and then they sprang the trap.
Your honor as you can plainly see, my client was tricked by a Jedi, the worse criminals in the galaxy. My client is just a spacepilot, heck the few combat moves he knows are nerfed. Hardly one who would even consider breaking the law. But it was the medeling of a Jedi who forced him to engage in an illegal act. . . your honor, if the Jedi used mind trick, you must acquit!
Message Edited by Thochkored on 03-01-2005 10:28 PM
Ackehece
Tue Mar 01, 2005 11:26 pm
#12
Thochkored wrote:
NickHeel wrote:
I should have known better cause she's a friggin' Jedi. So I met the Jedi that I thought was in my PA...and then they sprang the trap.
Your honor as you can plainly see, my client was tricked by a Jedi, the worse criminals in the galaxy. My client is just a spacepilot, heck the few combat moves he knows are nerfed. Hardly one who would even consider breaking the law. But it was the medeling of a Jedi who forced him to engage in an illegal act. . . your honor, if the Jedi used mind trick, you must acquit!
Message Edited by Thochkored on 03-01-2005 10:28 PM
he is guilty otherwise he would not be brought before me
Grand Inquistors do not acquitthey just determine the depth of punishment - btw what was the name of that jedi again and where did you see her? Consorting with an enemy of the state is also punishable by death...and by your own admission you attempted to help this accursed being and were repayed by the treachery inherent in the old order
take him away and have him shot like a dog
Shrendyc
Wed Mar 02, 2005 6:43 am
#13
Ackehece wrote:
Or we could place him in burlap and drown him like a cat.
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