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yimaz
Sat Feb 19, 2005 9:12 pm
#1
Friday 10am
JustG: Smugglers.
SOETyrant: Who arethey?
Thunderheart: You know, squirrely people,getforgottena lot.
SOETyrant: Oh, yeah.
JustG: Yeah, we can't actually find a record ofthem being a currentprofession here.
Thunderheart: I looked into it more deeply and I found that apparently what happened is that they wereslated for deletion 2 yearsago and no one ever told them, but through some kind of glitch in thecoding department, they still get askill or two.
JustG: So we just went a ahead and fixed the glitch.
SOETyrant: Great.
Tiggs: So um,Smugglers have been let go?
JustG: Well just a second there, professor. We uh, we fixed the *glitch*. So they won't be receiving anyskills anymore, so it will just work itself out naturally.
Thunderheart: We always like to avoid confrontation, whenever possible. Problem solved from your end
SOETyrant: Who arethey?
Thunderheart: You know, squirrely people,getforgottena lot.
SOETyrant: Oh, yeah.
JustG: Yeah, we can't actually find a record ofthem being a currentprofession here.
Thunderheart: I looked into it more deeply and I found that apparently what happened is that they wereslated for deletion 2 yearsago and no one ever told them, but through some kind of glitch in thecoding department, they still get askill or two.
JustG: So we just went a ahead and fixed the glitch.
SOETyrant: Great.
Tiggs: So um,Smugglers have been let go?
JustG: Well just a second there, professor. We uh, we fixed the *glitch*. So they won't be receiving anyskills anymore, so it will just work itself out naturally.
Thunderheart: We always like to avoid confrontation, whenever possible. Problem solved from your end
SOETyrant:- You're gonnaNerf FD today?
JustG: We find it's always better tonerf people on a Friday. Studies have statistically shown that there's less chance of an incident if you do it atthe end of the week.
Frday 5pm
Milton "Smuggler" Waddams - And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told, I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then, then I'm, I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. And, and I told Don too, because they've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler because it didn't bind up as much, and I kept the staples for the Swingline stapler and it's not okay because if they take my stapler then I'll set the building on fire.
Have a good weekend guys see ya on Tuesday. 
Message Edited by yimaz on 02-20-2005 02:57 PM
maxtheusher
Sun Feb 20, 2005 12:04 am
#4
SOEBob Slydell: Milton Waddams.
SOEBill Lumbergh: Who's he?
SOEBob Porter: You know, squirrely looking guy, mumbles a lot.
SOEBill Lumbergh: Oh, yeah.
SOEBob Slydell: Yeah, we can't actually find a record of him being a current employee here.
SOEBob Porter: I looked into it more deeply and I found that apparently what happened is that he was laid off five years ago and no one ever told him, but through some kind of glitch in the payroll department, he still gets a paycheck.
SOEBob Slydell: So we just went a ahead and fixed the glitch.
SOEBill Lumbergh: Great.
SOEDom Portwood: So um, Milton has been let go?
SOEBob Slydell: Well just a second there, professor. We uh, we fixed the *glitch*. So he won't be receiving a paycheck anymore, so it will just work itself out naturally.
SOEBob Porter: We always like to avoid confrontation, whenever possible. Problem solved from your end
SOEBill Lumbergh: Who's he?
SOEBob Porter: You know, squirrely looking guy, mumbles a lot.
SOEBill Lumbergh: Oh, yeah.
SOEBob Slydell: Yeah, we can't actually find a record of him being a current employee here.
SOEBob Porter: I looked into it more deeply and I found that apparently what happened is that he was laid off five years ago and no one ever told him, but through some kind of glitch in the payroll department, he still gets a paycheck.
SOEBob Slydell: So we just went a ahead and fixed the glitch.
SOEBill Lumbergh: Great.
SOEDom Portwood: So um, Milton has been let go?
SOEBob Slydell: Well just a second there, professor. We uh, we fixed the *glitch*. So he won't be receiving a paycheck anymore, so it will just work itself out naturally.
SOEBob Porter: We always like to avoid confrontation, whenever possible. Problem solved from your end
NickHeel
Sun Feb 20, 2005 12:36 am
#5
FIXED.
maxtheusher wrote:
JustG: Smugglers.
SOETyrant: Who arethey?
Thunderheart: You know, squirrely people,getforgottena lot.
SOETyrant: Oh, yeah.
JustG: Yeah, we can't actually find a record ofthem being a currentprofession here.
Thunderheart: I looked into it more deeply and I found that apparently what happened is that they wereslated for deletion 2 yearsago and no one ever told them, but through some kind of glitch in thecoding department, they still get askill or two.
JustG: So we just went a ahead and fixed the glitch.
SOETyrant: Great.
Tiggs: So um,Smugglers have been let go?
JustG: Well just a second there, professor. We uh, we fixed the *glitch*. So they won't be receiving anyskills anymore, so it will just work itself out naturally.
Thunderheart: We always like to avoid confrontation, whenever possible. Problem solved from your end
TarynGuinn
Sun Feb 20, 2005 12:45 am
#6
NickHeel wrote:
FIXED.
maxtheusher wrote:
JustG: Smugglers.
SOETyrant: Who arethey?
Thunderheart: You know, squirrely people,getforgottena lot.
SOETyrant: Oh, yeah.
JustG: Yeah, we can't actually find a record ofthem being a currentprofession here.
Thunderheart: I looked into it more deeply and I found that apparently what happened is that they wereslated for deletion 2 yearsago and no one ever told them, but through some kind of glitch in thecoding department, they still get askill or two.
JustG: So we just went a ahead and fixed the glitch.
SOETyrant: Great.
Tiggs: So um,Smugglers have been let go?
JustG: Well just a second there, professor. We uh, we fixed the *glitch*. So they won't be receiving anyskills anymore, so it will just work itself out naturally.
Thunderheart: We always like to avoid confrontation, whenever possible. Problem solved from your end
Not feelinggood to be a gangsta no mo. If anyone needs me, i'll be taking out my frustrations on a fax/copier/printer in anempty field.
Message Edited by TarynGuinn on 02-19-2005 11:50 PM
maxtheusher
Sun Feb 20, 2005 8:44 am
#7
NickHeel wrote:
FIXED.
maxtheusher wrote:
JustG: Smugglers.
SOETyrant: Who arethey?
Thunderheart: You know, squirrely people,getforgottena lot.
SOETyrant: Oh, yeah.
JustG: Yeah, we can't actually find a record ofthem being a currentprofession here.
Thunderheart: I looked into it more deeply and I found that apparently what happened is that they wereslated for deletion 2 yearsago and no one ever told them, but through some kind of glitch in thecoding department, they still get askill or two.
JustG: So we just went a ahead and fixed the glitch.
SOETyrant: Great.
Tiggs: So um,Smugglers have been let go?
JustG: Well just a second there, professor. We uh, we fixed the *glitch*. So they won't be receiving anyskills anymore, so it will just work itself out naturally.
Thunderheart: We always like to avoid confrontation, whenever possible. Problem solved from your end
QFE
TarynGuinn
Mon Feb 21, 2005 3:41 am
#9
/bump to keep us smiling. its discusting that its funny and true. Keep fighting the good fight my underworld brethren. We'll get through this one like all the others.
SpaceCrazy
Mon Feb 21, 2005 8:31 am
#12
justapilgrim wrote:how long till they take the stapler?
They are NOT taking my stapler...they come and try to take my stapler I'll kill them with my uber smuggler combat skills....oh wait...um....I'll feign death and take my stapler with me....oh wait...umm....uhh....
damn. they took my stapler.
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