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Thread: Funny FD story
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Hotrodg
Mon Jul 12, 2004 11:26 am
#1
So I am leaving Lok, waiting for the shuttle, I just finished a FP sale so am overt, but unbuffed. I am standing around with my 400 Health and Action waiting for shuttle to Theed. There are other overt imperials around. With about 5 minutes remaining for shuttle arrival an overt rebel strolls up, and says in spatial that he is just trying to catch the shuttle. All the overt imperials are as well so everyone is cool.
We all peacefully co-exist until about 1.5 minutes before the shuttle arrives. Then another overt rebel arrives at the starport. He goes and buys a ticket and then is walking around among the group waiting. I figure OK no problem he is just shuttling too. Well, I guess when he noticed I had no armor or buffs, that was just too much for him, so he attacks. Unfortunatley for him, I run a feign death looping macro while waiting at starports in this state.
I feign death and then begin to get tells from him saying that is not fun etc... I reply with neither is fighting buffed, armored opponents in the state I am in. He decides to go ahead and catch the shuttle, but of course can not because he is stuck in combat with me. He sends a tell asking me to peace. I reply with "Can't I am FD"
Now being the "good sport" that he is he tells me if I "stand and peace he won't kill me this time". I send him a tell "That's OK, I'll do it after the shuttle leaves." This seemed to upset him. Once the shuttle left he barraged me with hate tells and began to beat on my prone form. After a minute or two he stops as his mind was next to nothing. He walks away a few meters and appears to start browsing the bazaar.
At this point, my Health and Action have regenrated to about 10, so i stand and quickly use a pixie. A single eyeshot incaps him, followed by a single Last ditch to destroy his swoop. Then a deathblow.
So that "easy" kill he was looking for earned him an extra 10 minute shuttle wait, a swoop, wounds, and BF.
The moral of the story is...sometimes you just have to leave well enough alone, and when you decide not to...don't turn your back on a smuggler.
lol
yimaz
Mon Jul 12, 2004 11:33 am
#2
Greatstory.....
It is called Dirty Fighting for a reason, you would think people would get that part and never turnthere back on a Smuggler..........
BloodMonk
Mon Jul 12, 2004 11:36 am
#4
add it to the chuckle thread
(and mind telling me you template while you are at it 
Sly
EvilSquirrel
Mon Jul 12, 2004 11:36 am
#5
Hotrodg wrote:
So I am leaving Lok, waiting for the shuttle, I just finished a FP sale so am overt, but unbuffed. I am standing around with my 400 Health and Action waiting for shuttle to Theed. There are other overt imperials around. With about 5 minutes remaining for shuttle arrival an overt rebel strolls up, and says in spatial that he is just trying to catch the shuttle. All the overt imperials are as well so everyone is cool.
We all peacefully co-exist until about 1.5 minutes before the shuttle arrives. Then another overt rebel arrives at the starport. He goes and buys a ticket and then is walking around among the group waiting. I figure OK no problem he is just shuttling too. Well, I guess when he noticed I had no armor or buffs, that was just too much for him, so he attacks. Unfortunatley for him, I run a feign death looping macro while waiting at starports in this state.
I feign death and then begin to get tells from him saying that is not fun etc... I reply with neither is fighting buffed, armored opponents in the state I am in. He decides to go ahead and catch the shuttle, but of course can not because he is stuck in combat with me. He sends a tell asking me to peace. I reply with "Can't I am FD"
Now being the "good sport" that he is he tells me if I "stand and peace he won't kill me this time". I send him a tell "That's OK, I'll do it after the shuttle leaves." This seemed to upset him. Once the shuttle left he barraged me with hate tells and began to beat on my prone form. After a minute or two he stops as his mind was next to nothing. He walks away a few meters and appears to start browsing the bazaar.
At this point, my Health and Action have regenrated to about 10, so i stand and quickly use a pixie. A single eyeshot incaps him, followed by a single Last ditch to destroy his swoop. Then a deathblow.
So that "easy" kill he was looking for earned him an extra 10 minute shuttle wait, a swoop, wounds, and BF.
The moral of the story is...sometimes you just have to leave well enough alone, and when you decide not to...don't turn your back on a smuggler.
lol
pwnge! awesome story!
Hotrodg
Mon Jul 12, 2004 11:38 am
#6
BloodMonk wrote:
add it to the chuckle thread
(and mind telling me you template while you are at it
Sly
Master Smuggler, BH 3040, Commando 0040 (though I am thinking of dropping flamethrower in favor of TKA meditation)
yimaz
Mon Jul 12, 2004 11:40 am
#8
If you are adding some TKA you really want Force of Will, between FD and Force of Will I've not only beat but suprised the hell out of other PVPers.
Hotrodg
Mon Jul 12, 2004 1:04 pm
#9
FOW works great while FD. Ahhh...that brings back memories of when I played as a Triple Master.
Geevo
Mon Jul 12, 2004 2:12 pm
#10
Good job ... it seems Nyms is a place for surprise attacks (although I was a bit nicer than you ... but only because I didn't want to wait).
My most 'evil thing' was going to Taco Bell while FD.
actnjcksn
Mon Jul 12, 2004 2:39 pm
#12
Geevo wrote:
My most 'evil thing' was going to Taco Bell while FD.
LOL.
And I thought I was bad for doing the dishes while FD.
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