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Thread: That's when we'll get the Smuggler Revamp...

WayneInAustin
Mon Aug 09, 2004 11:34 am
#1

Okay... So I spend waytoo much time on this forum. I can't help myself... Smugglers are the best.

But then I go and waste even more time writing the following wretched prose... I think I need a drink....



When the planets align and Endor goes dry
When it rains on Tatooine, and the Jedis all die
When you get to the starport with a 5 second wait
And then loot a Meatlump for a Legendary Krayt
Close all the curtains and shut down the camp
Thats when we'll get our Smuggler revamp.


When you nail the Corvette on your first try
When you determine exactly the value of pi
When you find that AV21 on the bazaar
and the hermit quest farmer spawns right where you are
Lock up the women and turn off the lamp
That's when we'll get our Smuggler revamp.


When the CSR says "Hey, your ticket is right!"
"We'll fix it right now, We'll fix it tonight."
When you solo that Krayt without taking a hit
When the customer says "Damage!" and thats what you get
Sharpen the knives and get out the clamps,
That's when we'll get our Smuggler revamp.

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Way'ev-Da on Eclipse
Came to life in Restuss, on Rori, 07/03/2003
Master Rifleman 10/18/2003 - present
Master Smuggler 1/25/2004 - 11/05/2004
Dancer buffs + Muon + Musician Buffs + Vasarian Brandy = Sex, Drugs, Rock&Roll, and Alcohol(Man, I love this job!)


actnjcksn
Mon Aug 09, 2004 11:37 am
#2

Nice



[Jospre Darkstorm] [Ambo Darkstorm]
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JWing
Mon Aug 09, 2004 11:39 am
#3








SYBOOTH...A Zombie stole my PANTS !!
________________Jorras Thri v lvl 31 Imperial Medic

Virrago - (9/21/2006)
[Stating that the subpar smuggling system would be pushed to LIVE]
"...and to clarify.... It would require another publish (in other words not chapter 3)"
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Smuggler_Caylin
Mon Aug 09, 2004 11:42 am
#4

Hehehe very nice



The Infamous Caylin Borealis - First Master Smuggler on Bria
One of the Four Horsemen of the Smuggler Apocalypse!
:The Ghost with the Most:

yimaz
Mon Aug 09, 2004 11:54 am
#5

Way'ev great post!



Yimayz Samoot
Master Smuggler & Master Pilot
Captain of the Auto de fé

LordMaxx
Mon Aug 09, 2004 11:55 am
#6

5 stars worth of funny



Maxx Wolfe
"I...I...I...I...Im not your steppin' stone!" - The Monkees
Leader of Team Desert Eagle and Founder of PATGWNIWNU a offshoot of RATGWNIWNU!
Chilastra/Valcyn/TC
HOTDOG
Mon Aug 09, 2004 1:19 pm
#7

THAT was f'in CHERRY!


"It's funny 'cause it's true!!!"
-Homer Simpson






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Chavabegga
Mon Aug 09, 2004 1:35 pm
#8

Brilliant! /cheer



Trader Revamp- Loot and Crafted Symbiosis

UDF Inc. Chu'unthor, Talus
-1258, -566
Orcajum
Mon Aug 09, 2004 2:06 pm
#9


RexJarka wrote:
Somewhere... a dev twitches.



Teacher says, "Every time a smuggler cries, a Dev earns his raise."
That's right. That's right. Thataboy TH.



Orkajum'sydef
Master Smuggler
"I--I'm out of it for a little while, everybody gets delusions of grandeur.."
Reaper2099
Mon Aug 09, 2004 2:07 pm
#10

Bravo, sir! Bravo.
CadenceX
Mon Aug 09, 2004 2:58 pm
#11

I found myself singing that in a tavernish sing along style.

Thinking very much about pluggin in my acoustic and putting something to it.


Classic.


CaD



Cadence (Mil.) A uniform time and place in marching.

Smuggler/ Pistoleer
Squatch
Mon Aug 09, 2004 4:05 pm
#12

Verrrrry NICE!! I was from ear to ear!!



Miek
Master Smuggler
Imperial Colonel
Lunatic Parade

Always selling faction at off peak hours
Arcrin
Mon Aug 09, 2004 4:49 pm
#13

Very nice, good work



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