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Thread: funny camping stories....
I was sitting in my high drag high speed Ranger camp, the big one. Odd how that fits in my pocket.
Anyhow, sitting there, on Endor, waiting on some friends to get there. Some people wander in, overt, and on the wrong side. Proceed to give me a ration of brown stuff on how it was a good thing I was covert and all. I noticed they are all well into the black line disease.
I took about 2 more seconds of guff when I said, "Boys, you are messing with the guy who owns this camp." One enterprising lad stated,"Camp, this is too big to bea camp, has to be an NPC thingus." At second 3 when the camp was disbanded, I replied with, "Yup sure was an NPC thingus, and now it despawned. And it can heal as well as a medcenter too. How sad. Huh?"
Still not believing me, they wander out. And lo and behold, up pops another camp. (I had 4 in my pack). They start to come back, they hit the perimeter and poof, away it went.
I think that was then they realized it was my camp. And no, while they were there, all messed up, no pets, no droids - no camps appeared. I did pay them back. Maskscented, I found some aggros and brought them to visit them. What are those really mean spider thingys on Endor? Well, it was them, and they promptly ate the guys lunch. Ignored me as I did the Ranger shuffle up a hill and got out of range.
Moral of the story - If some camo'd guy says it's his camp - be nice to him.
And the language they used in the tells - my my.
JB
JBMat wrote:
I was sitting in my high drag high speed Ranger camp, the big one. Odd how that fits in my pocket.
Anyhow, sitting there, on Endor, waiting on some friends to get there. Some people wander in, overt, and on the wrong side. Proceed to give me a ration of brown stuff on how it was a good thing I was covert and all. I noticed they are all well into the black line disease.
I took about 2 more seconds of guff when I said, "Boys, you are messing with the guy who owns this camp." One enterprising lad stated,"Camp, this is too big to bea camp, has to be an NPC thingus." At second 3 when the camp was disbanded, I replied with, "Yup sure was an NPC thingus, and now it despawned. And it can heal as well as a medcenter too. How sad. Huh?"
Still not believing me, they wander out. And lo and behold, up pops another camp. (I had 4 in my pack). They start to come back, they hit the perimeter and poof, away it went.
I think that was then they realized it was my camp. And no, while they were there, all messed up, no pets, no droids - no camps appeared. I did pay them back. Maskscented, I found some aggros and brought them to visit them. What are those really mean spider thingys on Endor? Well, it was them, and they promptly ate the guys lunch. Ignored me as I did the Ranger shuffle up a hill and got out of range.
Moral of the story - If some camo'd guy says it's his camp - be nice to him.
And the language they used in the tells - my my.
JB
JB,
Arachne warriors, and remind me to stay the hell away from you when you've got an attitude.
B
okay here we go with one that will make you laugh at me....
Me and Looka (my ever present camping buddy atthe time) were sitting in a camp (he was the first one to gain novice scout)We were talking about Espa, and how cool being in a city like that is when suddenly all these red dots started popping up on our radar.......
Now this is absolutely unheard of at the timered dots were not common, mostly they would be yellow right? (mind you, since i did not have scout, this was in the first 3 hours of playing the game....it was shortly after this that i took scout)).
So we both start wondering what is up when suddenly these small bugs come swarming us.....alas....our CDEF's were no match for the might of these horrible insectoids....
We tried running but with our horrible terrain negotiation it was literally an uphill task. So both of us were incapped and left to rot.
Ever since then. I have hated the name of those darn creatures.......
"Kreetles" i believe they were called.
*shakes his head sagely*
B - you are safe, wrong server.
We don't take kindly to Impies on my server, leastways on my planet. We feeds em to the local fauna.
Lol, like Talus has anything really bad on it - paralopes, no durni, insane mutated rabid krahmurra (one), no butterflies even. I think that Talus has the least amount of DB animals around. Prolly the most pain the the behind factions that all hate me now, but hey, thats me.
JB