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BigSlim,

Congratulations! Welcome to the Master Scout club.

I'm trying to come up with a good way to haze you - but I'm having a lot of trouble. Maybe it's just that I'm tired, or perhaps I am just not feeling that sadistic tonight. Hmm. Wait. I think it's passing.

Ahhh...good. Here's what we need you to do. Downstairs, in the clubhouse, we've been hearing a lot of loud, unexplained noises. While I originially thought it was just the Rancors getting frisky, I'm starting to think it may be something meaner - like a real life CH or something scary. I need you to check it out. Oh, one more thing, we need to shut the power off in the clubhouse while you're down there. Hope you brought your nightvision.And do me a favor too - dust JBMat's collection of porcelian gnorts. He gets all whiny when they get dusty.

Enjoy the trip to Master Ranger! Go read my Ranger guide for some tips.

B

Delta -- That noise is me cleaning the Bantha stable with my vibro-toothbrush, like you told me to do. Something about my pledge pin...

BigSlim -- welcome aboard. Just made it myself. Enjoy the advanced camping kit.