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Thread: Ode to a Janta: BE WARNED!!
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wadelogan
Sat May 22, 2004 8:47 am
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I watched a village of Jantas from the bushes yesterday(never mind what I was doing in those bushes) and I saw them reading and reciting poetry. One of the leaders got up in front of the others and was talking about secret plans. What I heard will send shockwaves through the galaxy....They are planning to overun the galaxy as we know it. With their secret space ships underneath their fire pits, they have weapons of unpearelell power. ALL INHABITANTS OF THE GALAXY HEAR MY CRY!!!
REBELS AND IMPS ALIKE....OOOOH ALL YE NUTRALS......THE JANTAS ARE COMMING!!!THE JANATS ARE COMMING!!!THE JANTAS ARE COMMING!!!
Now I was hopped up on brandy and smuggler drugs at the time. But I know what I saw man!
They are NOT what they want us to think they are! The head hunting spears and apelike walking is just to throw us off.
At this point in my rant I have included 10 things u need to be very afraid of right now.
1. Jantas dragging people off their swoop pikes and probing them.
2.Jantas stealing chalupa pets and putting alien objects in their mind so they try to eat you while you camp.
3. Jantas learning to macro.....and harvest the planet clean of all resources and then selling 200 bone for 50k.
4.Jantas heckeling entertainers at every cantina....Maybe saying things like..."You suck at dancing..and you smell like a dirty nuna."
5. Jantas stealing all of the rebel missions but not completing them. Forcing us to destroy their objectives so they can get richer and buy a new death star.
6. Jantas taking over the empire and creating their most feared leader Darth upa chupa zugzug. An evil man that has a 3 word vocabulary that includes the following/ yum...dooda..and..dedepoop.
7. Getting on a list of ten things you need to be afraid of.
8. Jantas dueling with raw fish...making things everywhere smell really really really bad.
9.Jantas playing styx music everyhwere making your head hurt really bad
10. Jantas developing a new patch that gives them the ability to track players at 10,000 meeters and use head shot 2 and a stun baton and shooting krayt pearls filled with kodo fruit and....thats about it.
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Vorpaks
Mon May 24, 2004 10:25 am
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For some reason this makes me want to strike something. Maybe a Janta. 
SWG tip #467: Sleep at least two hours in every 48. You'll feel better. Promise.
SWG tip #467: Sleep at least two hours in every 48. You'll feel better. Promise.
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