Scout Archive
Thread: Monkey?
Once upon a time, in a land far far away, some silly scout said he had a terrific "monkey making" opportunity for other scouts.
While BRISC will go nameless, you can guess it was our infamous all powerful can't type worth a darn scout correspondent.
Of course, we all wanted to make monkeys. You can train them to do stuff around the house, like clean the torch marks from the ceilings. But alas, he reneged on his promise and no scouts have yet to make monkeys. The dirty evil Imp.
Sigh.....
JB
and I so wanted a monkey to call my very own, it would be like being a Squad Leader almost
Stupid keyboard.
Stupid, stupid ergo keyboard.
Never....live....that....down....
....even...the....Devs....make...fun....of....me.....
.....even....my....girlfriend.....
/grindsteeth
Not that I am bitter.
B
DeltaXi65wrote:
A.) Money making opportunities – As scouts, we don’t really have a significant number of monkey making opportunities. There is already a glut of hide and bones clogging up the bazaars. As a result, destroy and delivery missions provide the easiest means of gaining money. That being said, I would think that providing a Master Scout with the ability to take up to 4 missions at a time would provide an excellent incentive for those casual scouts who may be waffling on whether or not to go the whole way. This could be introduced not only as a Master Scout incentive, but any of the combat professions as well.
SirVimeswrote:
I just want to say I am violently against scouts making any sort of monkeys! That is just a sin against God!
No luck yet and I am a master creature handler. Maybe in ten years or so...
LMAO!!! Dang!! This thread is killing me!! 
I can't stop laughing!
I want a monkey!! Can I have a monkey?!! 
Thanks, guys. This one was great!
LOL!
Someone needs to look up the Dev response to this one - it was priceless!
(grin) You know we love you Delta!
- Paks
You mean this one Paks?
Holocron wrote:
Pet Issue - Monkey Making Opportunities
DeltaXi65's pet issue was the problem with scout's not having any monkey making opportunities. (?) The design team feels that simian crafting is more in the realm of the Bio-Engineer. It's unlikely scouts will be able to make a monkey any time soon.
http://forums.station.sony.com/swg/board/message?board.id=scout&message.id=7475#M7475
I know it sucks never living this down Brisc, but look at it this way. There are far worse things to be known for than bringing a chuckle to someone's day on a consistant, never-ending basis.
DeltaXi65 wrote:
Stupid keyboard.
Stupid, stupid ergo keyboard.
Never....live....that....down....
....even...the....Devs....make...fun....of....me.....
.....even....my....girlfriend.....
/grindsteeth
Not that I am bitter.
B
Delta I still want my virtualsock monkey (or should that be "hide monkey"?).
It wouldn't have been that bad... A simple typo and nothing more if the post had been a regular one.
But poorDeltaXi65 had to go and make the blunder in a post sent directly to the developers.
For that he will beimmortalized in the Corr. Hall of Fame.
Ah yes...
I think I';ms going to sthslart putting as bunch of others ty[os in my [osts so that therws somethisng nwes to mnakes fun osdf me for.
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