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Thread: Recipe for Survival Experience
Ingredients:
- 8-10Packs of Chicken Wings (Already cut)
- 5Bottles of Emeril Lagasse wing sauce
- 8 Cases of beer
- 12 or so real life friends
Begin by logging in and setting up your camp... now run to the kitchen and heat your deep fryer oil to 400 degrees. While this is taking place, commence to drinking beer and telling your friends how cool your game is. I mean really... gaining experience from sitting is totally awesome. Now, after twenty minutes, disband your camp and start a new one. Run to the kitchen and drop in about 12chicken wings and set the timer for 10 minutes. Remember to grab another beer if you need one. Run outside for a smoke or stick in Animatrix while you friends talk about how you always seem to be in a hurry. Set the oven to 200 degrees with a baking pan for the wings... you will now need to start referring to the oven as the "Wing Bunker." Get a large tupperware bowl (with lid - this is important), and pour a bottle of wing sauce in there. Ding... timers up... harvest your wings and shake them up in the sauce. Unload into the Wing Bunker. Load the fryer up with another batch, set the timer for another 10 minutes and grab a beer. Your friends are probably screaming for you to watch that movie you stuck in, pretend to watch for a minute and then run to see how much your survival bar went up on the last camp. Ding, time to disband the camp and harvest the wings. Remember to only harvest the wings after you pitch another tent. Keep looking at the survival bar, when time permits.It actually boosts the experience gained, because looking at something takes much more work than just sitting by a campfire. Remember to disband/pitch after every 2 wing harvests.
Repeat until you have cooked 75% of the wings (a few hours), serve to drunk friends, and make master scout. More than likely, you'll be so busy messing with the wings and drinking beer and looking at your experience bar and watching movies or sports and smoking and talking and going to the bathroom... that... you'll forget how crappy this games design can be.
Keep an eye out for my next post on "Combat Experience, The easy way." To prepare, you maywant to head to your family doctor now and request a perscription for anything that will make you forget weeks at a time.My method is proven, as you'll see, and very easy.
Yours Truly,
Drexal on Lowca
Hey, you already have the beer, why not fish for some survival exp.
I am going to confirm if it still works or not right now. If I'm wrong I'll come back and eat some crow, or maybe one of your chicken wings 
Bianca Minola
No, no, no! Archie Moore's Original Buffalo Wing Sauce. 
Thanks for the great post!
M
Bud light should do one of those real men of genius commercials about you.
I can't blame the Dev's for staying quiet... they couldn't handle my wings anyway. Oh... I forgot ranch and blue cheese on the shopping list. Forgive me.
Drexal on Lowca