Rifleman Archive

OK, thought it might be time to celebrate our T21 victory with a little levity. I had originally posted a message called 'Nerf Rifleman' a couple of weeks back with some non-sensical suggestions that poked fun at our plight. I have accumulated some others since then and offer them now...

New Features Needed by Riflemen:

-- Instead of having to heal your mind in a Cantina, have a building with Therapy Groups for Riflemen. Maybe with a 12-step program: "Hi, my name is Way'ev-Da and I am a... uh... rifleman..."

-- Free Educational Seminars for Riflemen. These might include the following topics:
"What to Tell your Children you Really Do for a Living"
"Hundreds of Fun Things to do in a Med Center"
"Making Humiliation Work for You"
"Avoiding Knockdown: Spend time with the kids"
"Tupperware: You CAN Make a New Start!"
"Origami for the Mind-disabled"

-- Riflemen are too strong in a Cantina. Give all Entertainers Knockdown.

-- When those big mother animals come charging toward you, we need the following two new moves:
"StepAside", so they go charging right past, followed by "CramRifleUpA$$".
(my favorite)

-- Add a new animation that allows your opponent to sit on your chest, laugh down at you, and repeatedly slap your face with his/her left hand, while holding the barrel of their pistol to your forehead with the right hand. (Thanks, Tezctlpoca)

-- Add a warning that lets others know when we are about to come out of incap, so they can attack and kill us easily without the fuss of unnecessary combat. (Thanks,CObra)

-- Two new Radial Menu options on riflemen: "Point and Snicker", "Slay"
(Derivation of an idea from Hoabob):

Best way to solo as a rifleman?

Runtwo accounts at once.

Best secondary class for runningsecond account?

Medic to heal first account.

Best secondary class for running first account?

Scoutto makecamp for the medic.

Most valued ability as a Rifleman?

Burst run.

Just my personal observations running two accounts.