Rifleman Archive

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PeakDantu wrote:

Hell I'll go too, I'd love to do it, but I leave for Iraq in 2 weeks.

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PeakDantu wrote:

Since roughly 90% of the people who've posted in Waste's thread are just explaining why they can't do it.

Hell I'll go too, I'd love to do it, but I leave for Iraq in 2 weeks.

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WayneInAustin wrote:

As a rifleman for well over a year, and having leveled in the days of 3.5x melee penalty, with no armor andno buffs, and muon gold, I feel I could qualify for the test team. The main reason I don't apply is called "self preservation". My wife would probably take a 2x4 to my head if I tried to play any more than I do!

This would probably be in the paper the next day:

Copyright, Austin, Tx. -- Police responded to a domestic disturbance call in South Austin only

to find a man with multiple gunshot wounds and a 2x4 imbedded in his head. When asked

what happened, he could only drool and say "Combat Update Testing". His wife was taken

into custody mumbling "Test THIS, Darth!". Police speculate that an argument over a

computer game based on the popular Star Wars movies may have been involved. The man

was tightly gripping a keyboard in one hand and a mouse in the other. He will most likely

be taken to South Austin Hospital where, after rehab, will be placed under psychiatric

evaluation. Police report that there has been a spate of such incidents lately. A similar

call last week led them to a house where a man was found locked outside wearing what

appeared to be a stormtrooper helmet yelling "Death torebel scum!". His wife said the

trouble started after she found him looking at suggestive women in his video game and

he began yelling "Dance for me, baby... Ease mybattle fatigue".

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XGNLC wrote:

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PeakDantu wrote:

Since roughly 90% of the people who've posted in Waste's thread are just explaining why they can't do it.

Hell I'll go too, I'd love to do it, but I leave for Iraq in 2 weeks.

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what branch? I've been to OIF I and II. Afgahn and kosovo all in the last 2 years. I'm active Duty Marine 6 years and counting.

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/salute Devil Dog

I'm active Army, been in for 3 years and an OIF I vet.

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WayneInAustin wrote:

As a rifleman for well over a year, and having leveled in the days of 3.5x melee penalty, with no armor and no buffs, and muon gold, I feel I could qualify for the test team. The main reason I don't apply is called "self preservation". My wife would probably take a 2x4 to my head if I tried to play any more than I do!

This would probably be in the paper the next day:

Copyright, Austin, Tx. -- Police responded to a domestic disturbance call in South Austin only

to find a man with multiple gunshot wounds and a 2x4 imbedded in his head. When asked

what happened, he could only drool and say "Combat Update Testing". His wife was taken

into custody mumbling "Test THIS, Darth!". Police speculate that an argument over a

computer game based on the popular Star Wars movies may have been involved. The man

was tightly gripping a keyboard in one hand and a mouse in the other. He will most likely

be taken to South Austin Hospital where, after rehab, will be placed under psychiatric

evaluation. Police report that there has been a spate of such incidents lately. A similar

call last week led them to a house where a man was found locked outside wearing what

appeared to be a stormtrooper helmet yelling "Death to rebel scum!". His wife said the

trouble started after she found him looking at suggestive women in his video game and

he began yelling "Dance for me, baby... Ease my battle fatigue".

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WayneInAustin wrote:

As a rifleman for well over a year, and having leveled in the days of 3.5x melee penalty, with no armor and no buffs, and muon gold, I feel I could qualify for the test team. The main reason I don't apply is called "self preservation". My wife would probably take a 2x4 to my head if I tried to play any more than I do!

This would probably be in the paper the next day:

Copyright, Austin, Tx. -- Police responded to a domestic disturbance call in South Austin only

to find a man with multiple gunshot wounds and a 2x4 imbedded in his head. When asked

what happened, he could only drool and say "Combat Update Testing". His wife was taken

into custody mumbling "Test THIS, Darth!". Police speculate that an argument over a

computer game based on the popular Star Wars movies may have been involved. The man

was tightly gripping a keyboard in one hand and a mouse in the other. He will most likely

be taken to South Austin Hospital where, after rehab, will be placed under psychiatric

evaluation. Police report that there has been a spate of such incidents lately. A similar

call last week led them to a house where a man was found locked outside wearing what

appeared to be a stormtrooper helmet yelling "Death to rebel scum!". His wife said the

trouble started after she found him looking at suggestive women in his video game and

he began yelling "Dance for me, baby... Ease my battle fatigue".

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Message Edited by Odinwaa on 01-14-2005 03:07 PM