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Thread: Riflenomican?

la1fan
Fri Jul 02, 2004 9:26 pm
#1

Can someone fill me in on what this is??



Y § ¤ Teppy Malus ¤ § Y

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"Heat not a furnace for your foe so hot that it do singe yourself."

- Shakespeare -
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PyscoJuggalo
Fri Jul 02, 2004 9:37 pm
#2


It is the book thattalks aboutthat thing from over there at that time

Message Edited by PyscoJuggalo on 07-03-2004 12:37 AM



I am the Mad Rifleman, Writer of the Riflenomican. I understand the secrets of the Dark Ancient Developer ones and their Evil. (Maniacal Laughter) He he he he he, Ha ha ha ha ha, Aha ha ha ha!
CM's are like nukes. You have them just incase you need them, but as soon as you start using yours the other guys start using theirs and everything goes to hell-PyschoticChipmunk -The First line of the Riflenomican.
XaverriJade7
Sat Jul 03, 2004 5:41 am
#3

This question is proof we need more of the Riflenomican.





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PyscoJuggalo
Sat Jul 03, 2004 11:19 am
#4

/Starts Writing in "Blood"


(You notice the "Blood" has the consistancy and taste of Strawberry Jelly)



I am the Mad Rifleman, Writer of the Riflenomican. I understand the secrets of the Dark Ancient Developer ones and their Evil. (Maniacal Laughter) He he he he he, Ha ha ha ha ha, Aha ha ha ha!
CM's are like nukes. You have them just incase you need them, but as soon as you start using yours the other guys start using theirs and everything goes to hell-PyschoticChipmunk -The First line of the Riflenomican.
Waste93
Sat Jul 03, 2004 4:33 pm
#5

It is a great and long hidden tome of the ancient secrets of the Rifle. The text bares files on weapons of such legendary power that they are only talked of in whispers. The sheer immensity of the information hidden within is said to be able to drive the reader insane.


Which probably explains what happened to PyscoJuggalo.



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PsychoticChipmunk
Sat Jul 03, 2004 10:11 pm
#6

An epic of such gargantuan proportions it takes an entireplanet's populations of monks to copy it from generation to generation. Especially my line



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Wagnbat
Sun Jul 04, 2004 12:35 am
#7

lol



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PyscoJuggalo
Sun Jul 04, 2004 11:14 pm
#8

It is written in the KFC/Taco Bell on Archer and Moody in Chicago.


Yaks milk is used in the creation of it's stationary.


And it holds the secret of the "Wayne Johson super quick diet plan".



I am the Mad Rifleman, Writer of the Riflenomican. I understand the secrets of the Dark Ancient Developer ones and their Evil. (Maniacal Laughter) He he he he he, Ha ha ha ha ha, Aha ha ha ha!
CM's are like nukes. You have them just incase you need them, but as soon as you start using yours the other guys start using theirs and everything goes to hell-PyschoticChipmunk -The First line of the Riflenomican.
Fred_Skinner
Sun Jul 04, 2004 11:41 pm
#9






PyscoJuggalo wrote:

It is written in the KFC/Taco Bell on Archer and Moody in Chicago.


Yaks milk is used in the creation of it's stationary.


And it holds the secret of the "Wayne Johson super quick diet plan".




Wondered why the sun was suddenly blotted out that day I drove by there.




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shadowlith
Mon Jul 05, 2004 1:11 am
#10





PyscoJuggalo wrote:

It is written in the KFC/Taco Bell on Archer and Moody in Chicago.


Yaks milk is used in the creation of it's stationary.


And it holds the secret of the "Wayne Johson super quick diet plan".






And one day he will return there, and we'll get more than just one line, quoted from someone else.






Like the Pheonix, he shall rise from the fire
And be born a new.

Flames will rain down upon all that oppose him
And when the embers cool

None will be left standing.

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Geddeo
Tue Jul 06, 2004 2:45 pm
#11



The Riflenomican speaks of dark times ahead. It speaks of the Devs and their unholy ways, the times when the BH will rise again and take over all of SWG. And of course it speaks of the return of the unwise one himself, HARPOON, and his eventual return to the rifleman forum and the plague that will follow.


I think it also mentions the demise of some "onestar troll" that hounds the prophet day and night. Your time will come .

Message Edited by Geddeo on 07-06-2004 02:46 PM

Message Edited by Geddeo on 07-06-2004 02:49 PM

WayneInAustin
Tue Jul 06, 2004 3:01 pm
#12

Perhaps you have heard of the famous "lost volume", the Phenomonomican?
(You must quickly say it's name 10 times quickly to reach the first level of understanding.)




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la1fan
Tue Jul 06, 2004 6:01 pm
#13

nope... still dont get it lol



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Imperial ~ Elder Fencer ~ Jedi
"Heat not a furnace for your foe so hot that it do singe yourself."

- Shakespeare -
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