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Thread: SHR looking for other Rs on Naritus/Corellia

Qhizak
Tue Sep 02, 2003 10:51 pm
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Hello,

I'm a Single Human Rifleman (SHR) living in a small house between Tyrena and Coronet.

I enjoy long, quiet, leisurely strolls in the wilderness and absolutely love the wildlife. For some reason all but the house-sized ones appear to be afraid of me. That really hurts my feelings.

I have exquisite taste, which ya'll can attest to when you see me walk by in my all-white outfit. Camo is for cowards and all-black is so last year.

I consider myself quite successful. Far from being independently wealthy, like the blood sucking crafters that seem to be sucking all my personal wealth in a regular basis, but I manage. I am a home owner and have no outstanding debts to anyone. I feel very proud of that. I also manage to scrape by a few credits every week to put away for a rainy day.

But that's all material. More and more, during the lonely strolls in the wilderness with only the animals of Corellia to keep me company, I'm feeling a longing for something else.

Finally, earlier tonight, it dawned upon me. There are no other riflemen (Rs) around where I excerise our proud profession. It is extremely rare that I bump into another rifleman.

I thought: "Is it me? Do I have bad breath? Do my white pants have brown stains at the back?" But it can't be that, since the fine entertainers at the cantina always seem to appreciate me (oh, I could tell stories about what goes on at those back rooms...but I fear there are children reading, so I'll leave that for another day). So it must be something else. Is Corellia on the Rifleman's Weekly boycott list?

I miss the intellectual discussion about what's the best rifle to use, whose got the latest gizmos for sale for cheapest, and which exotic dancer got the most revealing outfit tonight. Not to mention opportunities to exchange information about resource pricing, trade, train and talk smack about pistoleers with fellow riflemen.

So, if you're a rifleman hanging around in the Tyrena / Coronet area on Naritus, would you please let one lonely rifleman know that he's got company and that his task to become master rifleman is not travelled alone. It is enough to bear that we must suck so bad until we make master, but to do so alone...*sniff*...it's quite unbearable.

/tell Qhizak next time you see me online, or reply to the post here.

Qhizak - I won't even hold it against you, if you're an Evil Imperial Vermin
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