Rifleman Archive
Thread: Dave Letterman's Top 10 reasons for the Rifleman profession.
10. To get a Player or Monster or NPC close enough to death that another person can walk up and kill it while you are incapped and get easy xp. We get none.
9. For Pistol weilders can brag about how acurate they are at sniper range (impressive)
8. For Devs can work on the up panning on the screen we all enjoy seeing thedeath blow come.
7. For Comandos dont feel lonely.
6. For weaponsmith can make huge money off us and we get no advantage.
5. Why else would there be cloning facilities.
4. For the Galaxies team can ignore a group with approval from Mgmt.
3. While watching us die the devs can make up new Victory dances for the NPC's as they Kill us.
2. Medics love rifleman. I'm sure several have became Masters just in healing me.
1. And the number one reason JarJar Binks had to be made to look uber so they chose a class to compare
him with... See Jar Jar rules he took out 4 rifleman with his ears.
Thanks for the laughs, specialistNarms. I like to see some humor in the forums. If you didnt see it already, check out my post in the Rifleman forum named "Nerf Rifleman" from yesterday.
Way'ev-Da on Eclipse
I'm quite pleased with what I can do as a rifleman. I feel I have little to complain about when compared with the plight of others who are far more "ignored" than us.