Rifleman Archive
Thread: A letter from the infamous dictator to his Deity.
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Barb-Wire
Mon Feb 23, 2004 3:03 pm
#1
PsychoticChipmunk wrote:
Shooting for a spot in the riflenomicon?
english is obviously not his first language
PsychoticChipmunk
Mon Feb 23, 2004 6:17 pm
#2
I no longer expect that to be the case. Besides I had a speech impediment for the longest time so I can understand the worst grammer, accents, and ebonics available. Well ebonics to an extent but give me a pakistani taxi cab driver and I can understand what he said
Barb-Wire wrote:
PsychoticChipmunk wrote:
Shooting for a spot in the riflenomicon?
english is obviously not his first language
PyscoJuggalo
Mon Feb 23, 2004 6:29 pm
#3
Christian Stole the Hashish I'm smoking thats requiered to write anything ending with "-nomican". Artical 1 Chapter 6 of the "-Nomican Writers Guide" clearly states you must smoke Hashish if your book's title ends in -nomican.
Famous writers of Books that End in -nomican:
The Mad Arab- Writer of the "Necronomican"
The Mad Jefferson- Writer of the "Independancenomican"
The Mad Martha Stewart- Witer Of "Better Living Through The Use Of Spice In Cookingnomican"
christianohamtaro
Mon Feb 23, 2004 6:45 pm
#4
-_-' that has nothing to do with my satire...
Help me deliberate the satire, so we might be able to stop whiners crying for nerf!
PsychoticChipmunk
Mon Feb 23, 2004 6:49 pm
#5
I already have a few threads stickied with good debunks in them so I can post the well thought out stuff lightning fast. Then after they ignore half of it and still complain about us (but using my post for reference) I have to pull out the sarcasm and wit but thankfully I come well armed with those depending on how my day's been.
christianohamtaro
Tue Feb 24, 2004 1:42 am
#6
Dear My only truly one,
Please nerf the country from the new world, because it is too overpower.
I have spend over 300 thousands credits in order to get the best weapons for my armour.
However, the army from the new world had spent even less than one-fourth of what I did,
but they still beat us terribly. How could you said it's fair? They have unbalance
technology, which makes they shoot their guns faster than us. Their soldier can shoot at ours
at the crucial spots and kill us easily with their special skills. I can't stand to see my soldiers get
killed in about 10 seconds by them. That is so overpower! Please put the delay on their
shooting skills, so I would be able to kill them easier.
I have spend over 300 thousands credits in order to get the best weapons for my armour.
However, the army from the new world had spent even less than one-fourth of what I did,
but they still beat us terribly. How could you said it's fair? They have unbalance
technology, which makes they shoot their guns faster than us. Their soldier can shoot at ours
at the crucial spots and kill us easily with their special skills. I can't stand to see my soldiers get
killed in about 10 seconds by them. That is so overpower! Please put the delay on their
shooting skills, so I would be able to kill them easier.
Nerf them or I no longer love you,
The lastest dictator whom get ass kicked by the country from new world.
Enjoy my satire, feel free to criticize.
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