Rifleman Archive
Thread: NEWSFLASH! Galactic Rifleman Trainers Sued!
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KittenofDestiny
Mon May 16, 2005 10:54 am
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In an unprecidented lawsuit against Rifleman Trainers across the galaxy, a group of recently graduated
Riflemen are suing the GRTA (Galactic Rifleman Training Acadamy) for granting them the title Master Rifleman without the correct skills and training.
A spokesman for the plaintif said ..
"I spent lots of credits and a lot of hard work following the Galactic Rifleman Training Program (c), and when I got out into the field, I got beat up by a wild nuna because my cover and sniper skills failed me. Here, look at my wounds?"
Another ...
"...Everything was going well, I stalked my prey , lay prone, and my weapon just jammed.. nothing..I aimed and pulled the trigger but nothing happened.....least to say I ended up in the cloner and had to front the cost of a cybernetic replacement.. I blame my trainers .. they scammed me!"
A spokesman for the GRTA said..
"It really isn't out fault and I'm sorry to hear of such events.. Let me assure you that all recruits that graduate from our training acadamies have mastered the Rifleman proffesion. Saying that our old combat manual has just been replaced by a new updated version... teaching a new Rifleman methodology... It's all the manual's fault! Our trainers are the very best and they follow the manual when teaching the rookies. Take Cover , Advanced Sniper Shot , and Conceal Shot are quite complicated skills to learn. Sure we take their money and put them through hours and hours of practice in our training facilities. It's not like we take the money and push them out the door! right?"
A spokesman for the manual was not available for comment at this time.
Stay tuned for more information on these events.
Riflemen are suing the GRTA (Galactic Rifleman Training Acadamy) for granting them the title Master Rifleman without the correct skills and training.
A spokesman for the plaintif said ..
"I spent lots of credits and a lot of hard work following the Galactic Rifleman Training Program (c), and when I got out into the field, I got beat up by a wild nuna because my cover and sniper skills failed me. Here, look at my wounds?"
Another ...
"...Everything was going well, I stalked my prey , lay prone, and my weapon just jammed.. nothing..I aimed and pulled the trigger but nothing happened.....least to say I ended up in the cloner and had to front the cost of a cybernetic replacement.. I blame my trainers .. they scammed me!"
A spokesman for the GRTA said..
"It really isn't out fault and I'm sorry to hear of such events.. Let me assure you that all recruits that graduate from our training acadamies have mastered the Rifleman proffesion. Saying that our old combat manual has just been replaced by a new updated version... teaching a new Rifleman methodology... It's all the manual's fault! Our trainers are the very best and they follow the manual when teaching the rookies. Take Cover , Advanced Sniper Shot , and Conceal Shot are quite complicated skills to learn. Sure we take their money and put them through hours and hours of practice in our training facilities. It's not like we take the money and push them out the door! right?"
A spokesman for the manual was not available for comment at this time.
Stay tuned for more information on these events.
Message Edited by KittenofDestiny on 05-16-2005 01:54 PM
Message Edited by KittenofDestiny on 05-16-2005 01:55 PM
SpawnofHell
Tue May 17, 2005 12:27 am
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Verylol worthy. i don't know which prof to pick between TKM or Rifleman as they both interest me now but ive been a rifleman for so long i miss the old skills, and spam power but it did make use overly strong, and TKM is now really quite slower and weaker but has tank power which is great for a doctor.
As you say concealment doesn't work and we attract way to much hate from mobs to be anything but use concealment shot, the armour does little to protect you and the little melee defense and range defense you get not worth it really.
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