Rifleman Archive

WHO THE HELL ARE YOU KIDDING?

GO ASK ANY MARINE WHO THE SUPPORT CLASS IS YOU STUPID COMMANDO!

Go on and tell him how your heavy weapons give you the primary role in combat. He will promptly bash your face in with the butt of his rifle and then tell you to **edit** off and take your support weapons with you.

Bull**edit**.. I'm no god **edit** sniper!

64m range and my best attacks turn my DLT20a into an assault rifle?

Your stupid ass doesn't even know what a commando is!

I should be the commando, your just a **edit**ing heavy weapons specialist. Hang back until we need your stupid LAW you walking target!

God I hate how fake and far from reality SWG is...

Here's a real life test for your pistol swinging ass.

You and I can meet somewhere and have a little close combat brawl. You with a Colt .45 and me with an M16, both unloaded of course. We'll see who drops first. I can promise that you'll be in a coma before you ever pistol whip me. 250% melee damage my ass....

I would like to meet the retard that thought up this combat system. I would love to hear him explain it.

this is not new...

i saw a guy get buttstroked with a M16 once he was in the hospital with a broken jaw wired shut for like 8 weeks; but i have also seen the results of a guy pistol whip his wife and kid and send both of em to emergency care. oh the joys of having been an MP...