Rifleman Archive
Thread: It's a game
Iput this in some obscure thread and wanted to share it with the boys in Rifle.
Welcome ladies and gentlemen to "Let's Make A Nerf". Music plays.
Rifleman, you are our next contestant in "Let's Make A Nerf." Come on up here to the stage. Where are you from? "Cleveland" Whoah, Cleveland, nice city. Ok Mr. Cleveland, we are here to play let's make a nerf. Tell me about your class. "Uh, I shoot things from a distance, but if they get close I die." I see, and how are you keeping them at a distance? I use suppression fire. Ok then! Let's make a nerf! Music plays. Your suppression fire now only works once for a second or two. Music plays. "Er, now I can't fight because I can't run and gun and I can't keep anything at bay and I can't shoot point blank. Basically I am completely gimped now." Congratulations! You win! "What do I win?" You win an all expense paid trip to the cloning facility. Music plays.