Rifleman Archive
Thread: Eulogy for a Rifleman
Once upon a time
Had a rifle in my hand
Had the power of the Lord
to one-shot any man.
(Oh a Rifleman's life was easy then.)
But the powers of this world
Looked down from where they sat
Didn't like my thunder sticks
And they swung the nerfing bat.
(Was a Rifleman's life too easy then?)
I used to foray into nature
Find the awesome armored beasts
I'd suppress 'em and I'd kill 'em
And I'd harvest 'em for meat.
(Oh a Rifleman's life was easy then.)
But the powers of this world
Looked down from where they sat
Didn't like my thunder sticks
And they swung the nerfing bat.
(Was a Rifleman's life too easy then?)
So I lived and I learned
and tried not living in the past
I got older, I got better
And I fired my rifles fast.
(Oh a Rifleman's life was easy then.)
But the powers of this world
Looked down from where they sat
Didn't like my thunder sticks
And they swung the nerfing bat.
(Was a Rifleman's life too easy then?)
Well they can take away my living
Nerf me til I'm just a shell
But they'll never take my rifle
I will carry it to Hell.
(Oh a Rifleman's life was easy then.)
Bravo! /cheer /clap
C'mon devs if someone can spend a good amount of time and come up with a poem explaining our woes surely you can spend some of your own time to fix our class so we arent gimped anymore.
I love it. The chorus is the best!
Vlamr...
I'd like to say I spent a lot of time writing that one, but not true. It just came out in a flood of inspiration and desperation in about 10 minutes. I'm neithera writer nor a poet (well, not usually). So maybe it just reflectsa build-up of frustration reading these forums...
(Shhhhhhh... dont tell the devs!)