Rifleman Archive
Thread: Another Funny PvP story
Just let me start by saying I do not advertise myself as a Master. I keep Novice Scout up as my Tag.
I was cruising around when I find 3 characters on track. I head towards then and discover that they are 2 Commando's and a Bounty Hunter (I could tell by their weapons). I remembered with not too fond memories how many times Bounty Hunters had taken me out. I targeted toe bounty hunter and started spamming HS2. after about 3 shots they realise something is going on and return fire. Since I am my max range they all missed me (phew..). Then the chase began. Shortly after I incapped the BH and the commando's stopped over his body. They shouted. "C'mon death blow him!" etc. So I did.
I fired sniper shot from range and he boarded the DB express 1st class. Well the Commando's were not happy They started to chase so I spammed Strafe Shot 2. When will these people learn that if you are fighting us do not stay together. you make a brilliant double target if you are close.Then they went down as well. I snipered 1 and that was the last of my mind. I had to move in and DB the other manually.
Boy did I cop it. I was accused of cheating and exploiting because I has Novice Scout as my Tag. I chuckled all the way back into town.
I love it. I guess the Commandos were not paying attention to their hand-to-hand training. One of the first things you learn in Martial Arts is that you never make assumptions about your opponent because you never know what their capabilities are. Too bad you could not hear the subsequent conversations that went on between the BH and the Commando who taunted you into DBing him.
BH: "So I am laying there all incapped and everything, but, NOOOO, you could not leave well enough alone."
Commando: "I said I was sorry. How was I to know?"
BH: "I guess my being incapped with unhealable mind damagewas not good enough. 'Come on and death blow him,' you says."
Commando: "Look, I said I was sorry."
BH: "Taunt the rifleman into doing aranged deathblow. Way to go Einstien."
Commando: "Deathblow! You want a deathblow? I'll give you a deathblow. FLAME ON!"
BH: "Aiyeeeeeeee"