Rifleman Archive
Thread: Inspired by: Another Funny PvP Story
I'll admit this one isn't as good, but I thought I'd share it with you all 
I was at one of the outposts on dathomir and had just finished healing after a nice hunt. I noticed someone running all in circles asking for a duel. I don't duel much, but having just achieved Master, I thought it was worth a test 
I told him that I would duel. I put on my Composite minus the helm and he looked and me and didn't do anything. I asked him if he really wanted to duel. He said 'Hmmm'. Then he declared that he had to 'judge' me first. (I had no title up and no weapons equipped) He decided that I was either a Smuggler or TKA. Well, the TKA part was mostly right(I have 0/1/0/0). He was wearing the title 'Hunt Master'.
I then went to one end of the Outpost and asked him to move to the other end. He refused to move more than 40 meters away, pistol in hand. I decided it was fair enough and went prone. After I equipped my T-21, he said 'Ha, I knew it! Sniper pose!'. Hehe.He challenged me and I accepted, but screwed up on my attack and he managed to get 3 shots in before I started. I hit Strafe 2 and hit him 2 or 3 times before he went incap. (He had nice, balanced HAM bars, too)
I got up, unequipped my rifle, and healed myself. I'll admit, I wasn't sure how to /endduel at the time, so I gave up and went over and healed him. He said "That wasn't fair!". I asked him 'How?'. My response was 'But neither is this...' as he opened up with about 5 point-blank shots with his pistol. This took me down to about 1/5 health or so. No way I could get back into range with my rifle, I equipped my VK's and hit my newly-learned Knockdown. He fell, and(as he wasn't fully healed from last time) went incap again with 2 Unarmed hit 2's.
I healed him again and he got up and asked me to end the duel. He told me he 'got his @$^ beat bad enough'. Now I figured out how to /endduel I went over to the shuttle to get back to Naboo as he began to /cry and then yell how the 'mean girl was picking on him' (Not serious, I imagine)
So, I think my 2 professions go rather well together based on my first field-test Please, post your fun Rifle stories here, too. I bet you all have much better ones and would LOVE to hear them
You asked for it, so here is my semi-rifleman story!!
I recently bought an R5 unit from a friendly droid engineer.... I named him JohnnyFive and was starting to give him commands, JohnnyFive halt, JohnnyFive stalk, JohnnyFive group, etc... Well some guy came up and said "looks more like Johnny 2 and a half" So I responded with a "!!!!!!!! OMG" and he then challenged me to a duel after he said Johnny2.45!" I then accepted the duel without realizing I had my T21 out at 12 meters away. =( I shot once, missed(duh) then threw a mind poison (don't you be talkin' bad 'bout my droid!!!!) missed again, healed myself, missed again and died. Anyways he fell shortly after incapping me and I chuckled despite being on my back. =) He was wearing composite and used chest shot, whatever that is. Oh yeah, I tried to tell him to run to a doc, but he didnt listen :/
Wow I am awesome at rambling about nothing. Sorry you had to read this.
Raanged,
That's hilarious! And I love Short-Circuit. Johnny 5 is soo cute!
Not PVP story, but I found it funny. Was doing a faction mission and those pesky Rebel medic droids run faster than a Frenchmen from a fight. I get up and give chase to my fleeing prey, not realizing/thinking about the bunch of AOE's I had cued up.
The medic runs straight into a pack of fambas. I chased him towards them, just as one ticks off and the ground shudders as six fambas let out there roars.To add insult to famba induced injury, that medic deathblowed me.
Well that taught me to be a little more careful with my AOE's.
A while ago a friend and I were dueling on Dantooine.
He Incapped me and while i was waiting to to recover aHurton came and DB'd me.
He wasn't even involved with the fights.
I got one.
I was dewback hunting one day. Being that I kill every jawa I see they are pretty upset about it. Well Im taking the dewback down and one of my conceal shots missed so it comes running over to me. Within a few hits I am down. The funny thing was a stupid jawa spawns about 5m form my body while im just laying there. Also I still have lots of time left before I will be able to get back up. So of course the lil' turd DBs me.
That was pretty fun... And that is just another reason why all Jawas must DIE!
This one isn't pvp, but here it goes:
I usualy play in the wayfar area, but I decided I needed to go to AH for some restocking. When I got there I noticed two PA that had PA wars with eachother fighting. The Reb side invited me to group and I went and cloned so I wouldn't get wounds, a mistake that would cause me the most frustration I've had all month. I incaped a few and got incaped a few, but then I heard a tell from someone who wanted to join my PA saying that she was at the PA hall waiting(the hall happens to be a couple km out of wayfar). So I begin my trek towards the PA hall and decide to get a snack. When I come back I'm dead from a random imp spawn. Annoyed I respawn at the closest place with some minor wounds. I begin my trek again and about 2km out a group of valarians spawn right ontop of me and kill me before they fully load. I respawn again with more wounds and head out once more. This time I vear to the left a little so as to avoid the thugs. I get 3km out and I think I'm home free, but just then a group of desert demons spawn on me, fortunately I hae a burst run read and use it. I must have gotten turned around somewhere though because I burst runned right into the same valarians and they killed me again.
By now I'm thoroughly annoyed and head out again. I get farther this time, but I run into some of Jabba's thugs and have to use a burst rn to get away. With barely any health left I make a camp and sit there for a while. But then wouldn't ya know it, a group of desert demons and tusken raiders spawn to both sides of me and kill me. I decide to give it one more chance and this time I just barely make it there. By now though the person that was waiting for me decided to explore and when I told her I was there she said she was coming. I see her running down a hill and begin to say hi when a group of thugs randomly spawn ontop of her and kill her. Anyway after about 2 hours of trying we finialy both got to the PA hall and guilded her.
A friend and I were out scouting around Dantooine, it was our first time on planet. After running around a bit we figured we'd head out to the force crystal hunter caves and see what all the fuss was about. Both of us are covert IMPs and had pets. There were several players running around in the caves killing the spawns and then joking around in the down time (got some good games of tag in). One of the guys in the cave was an Overt IMP with a ATST. Well at some point a group of Rebs ran in and their commando blasted the Overts and the people in the group with them. Through out the whole process he was talking mad #$@&. I'm not one for PvP right now so I stood off to the side and waited. After the Rebs, there were about 10-12 total, beat the 3-4 overt IMPs than ran over to us spamming if anyone knew how to kill coverts to get us out of there. About then the commando started attacking my pet somehow and went red to me..... 60m away..... with barely any mind left.......
/headshot 2 and oneshotted
It was a great laugh.
Hey Kezia...
Good thread!Onequick story comes to mind...
I had logged out in the middle of nowhere one time, and the next time I logged on I was in the VERY MIDDLE of a pirate camp... and I mean the camp itself... the actual structure you have to shoot to destroy the camp! And it was under attack. I was standing there looking like some kind of weird man/machine creation... half twi'lek, halfpirate campwatching all these bullets flying around me. I must have startled the heck out of somebody when I walked out of the middle of it and ran off. On further reflection I should have stood there until they actually destroyed the camp, leaving me standing there, then said something like "You have opened the gateway to your FSCS", then logged out!
I got a good one. My friend and I were running from AH to the imp base near Bestine. He had to go afk so he went on follow. He was covert but I forgot to declare so I wasn't. While he is afk some imp comes up and starts blasting away at him. Hes a TKA and hes on follow so he sorta stands there. I'm montarily confused and then I notice whats happening. I got prone and mind bleed him and get off 2 HS before he starts running at me. I equip my pistol and start runnin back a little. Then i start lagging, get angry and hit buttons, when the lag ends his incaped corpse is 10m from my friends incaped corpse. I look at the combat log and I somehow unequiped my pistol and stopped running so I killed him with a nice kick to the face. Even though I have no brawler/TKA skills at all 
Then he starts talkin trash and saying how I got lucky and all so I ignore him. Later I get to the imp fort and me and my friend take out all the storm troppers. Then an AT-ST spawns and starts running after us. 
Lo and behold I run into my little friend again and hes all happy cause I cant really stop to fight him as an AT-ST is on my tail. Well, he was at half-health from something so I start blasting away with my pistol while im running. He gets a hit or 2 in on me and suddenly he goes from 1/2 health to incap. Im uterly confused of how this happened since I suck with the pistol but apparently he got a Nutro Pixie downer. LOL! it was the funniest thing, he was so mad, I even managed to DB him before the AT-ST got me.
Great stories guys Hope you enjoy this one
-Chewon
1/0/3/2 Rifleman, 0/1/1/0 Doc, Master Medic, Master Marksman on Valcyn...Need more muon gold!!!
allright,i PvP around bestine and usually do pretty good. I have a few funny stories;
There was a TKA killing rebel bases so i decided to put a stop to him. I waited untill he mostly killed the base and mindshot2-ed him. He didnt notice.
you would think, with a mindpool that small you would keep an eye on it, baby it a bit. but i guess not. he bled twice from it and had about 1/4th left. so i walked (not ran) up to him and i put away my T21 and tapped him on the shoulder. "sir, you seem to be bleeding from your head" i said, right about then he realized(typical imp) and started to come after me. i whipped out my T21 at 8m and managed to pull of a headshot2 to down him.
Another time i was doing the same thing and came across a CH wearing full ST armor. I downed his creature without him even noticing(if your not thinking WHAT THE **edit** right now you need to read the previous sentance over again) i then ran up to him and asked him how he managed to find a snowflake on tatooine. he started to shoot me and i flurried/suppressioned him onto him back and pummeled him into a coma(with brawler 3).
(last one) i was running around between anchorhead and bestine and shopping when an over imp attacked me. not only did i have time to equip all my armor and weapon(none of which were hotkeyed) i also had time to bodyshot2 him with my **edit**ty scout pistol untill he had to heal himself 5 times and nullify his mind pool. at which time i blasted him with my spraystick. i decided to buy a better pistol and walked off with still half health and 2/3 action i didnt heal at all throughout the battle.
yup, PvP is fun