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Tired of those slow, painful deaths?Wishing forsome companionship on a lonely night? Try new Insta-Warp from Sony Online Entertainment! No more waiting around for those monsters to actually RUN to you! Now you can have your favorite monsters appear instantly at your side. Just fire one or two bullets from that nice SOE rifle that you paid out the a** for, and BOOM! instant company is within arms reach! Want to travel? No problem! With SOE Insta-Warp, you get instant trips to cloning centers all over the galaxy! And the best part? They're free! And you can follow up those trips with a stay in your favorite Cantina and Med Center. Meet tons of friends who are sharing the same wonderful experiences! But don't take our word for it, listen to what some of our customers are saying.....

http://forums.station.sony.com/swg/board/message?board.id=rifleman&message.id=7014&view=by_date_ascending&page=1

Lol, you should post that in the main forums, very funny.

You forgot to mention one EXTRA bonus. If you order within the next 60 minutes , we will throw in the Take Cover Warp for free!!!! That's right! You heard it! FREE!!! Now you can go prone, take cover and be instantly warped up to 30 meters away. Sometimes you warp out of range of the enemy you're fighting, sometimes you warp right into their lap! But hey! It's all part of the excitement! So ORDER NOW!!! Operators are standing by at 1-800-SOE-SUCK. Again that number is 1-800-SOE-SUCK. ORDER NOW!!!!

Hey that's for me. I tried the product last night and was instantly teleported 55m right into the waiting arm(s) of a mob a dalyrakes!Wow! Then within a few moments I was transported to a nearby cloning facility just like you said!! Works wonders!! To top it off several of my friends were there Too!! What a great product!!

THANKS SOE!!

Good ones, guys... LMAO!

In addition there is the optional reverse-Matrix time slowdown module that is installed free of charge for all you luck rifleman/ranger combinations. Simply add novice ranger to your rifelman skills, and all you have to do to use this feature is go prone, go into cover and shoot. With this special feature, not only do you get warping mobs, but now when you get up to run from them, you get to run in extreme slow motion. None of that sissy Matrix stuff where everyone else slows down: this is a real man's option where you move in slow motion. Think of the fun you havewatching your friends burst run out of the area while your burst run moves slower than everyone else's walk speed. You'll be the envy of your other rifleman friends by always being the first to get to the cloning vats because you did not waste all that extra time running from the MOBs. Act NOW.