Rifleman Archive

God I just started to keep my spraystick equipped when I go into towns since you just never know when trouble is gonna start and in the last 3 days I've gotten like 5 people asking me how to unlock FS or if I have a lightsaber. And I don't even go to towns that much anymore. This is really just a bit of a BS thread to post funny stories of people doing the same to you. I"m thinking about threatening a BH/pistoleer/smuggler with it to see if he'll be scared of me for a change.

I got a "Wow, your a dark jedi knight already!" from other imperials.

Yep.

Had that question too many a time.

"Omg is that a lightsaber"?swoosh it around a bit."

ugh.

I kept getting challanged holding that. To my eyes a Spraysitck is rather distinctive so I thought it was just some kid wanting to try out Eyeshot (wonder if he would have stopped if I pulled out my pets). I use that a lot lately, as Choku is the hot meal ticket atm and I can pretend to be at master speeds with it (not to mention the superb short-range ability) and the TKA I'm usually with can do his stuff more efficiently.

Mmmmmm.....

Source of fun?

"c'mon, fun dual"
"No. I don't PvP"
"I won't DB, I just want to see you fight"
"No"
"I'll even let you do first hit"
"Fine"
[Call Artimas, Call Ajax]
"Wait a minute, Jedi don't have pets!"
"What gave you the idea that I was a Jedi?"

I've spamed HS2 with a spraystick at close range too, it's a wonder to behold. I wonder if HS3 is doable with it?

Funny, I get that question about once a week too. It's ironic considering that, as a rifleman, I couldn't hit them at lightsaber range anyway....