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Thread: A Riflemans X-mas By Rulph
I had quite the day today as I stumbled upon a random Krayt spawn and solo'd my first dragons. By far my best day yet as I looted my butt off! I was so inspired by the days events that I wrote up my own Nite B4 X-mas...I hope You enjoy.
Twas the night before Christmas when all across Tat, not a creature in site not even a rat.
The T-21 was held tight in my arm, with hopes some animal would soon come to harm.
The rifles were nestled all snug in my bag, and i had visions of warping due to the lag.
With gun in my hand and muon in my pack, I had just stepped out for anice /areatrack.
When out in the desert there arose such a clatter, I /burst run out to see what was the matter.
Away to the dunes I made a long run, Had to check twice for powerups for my gun.
The sand gave off a soft warm glow, then a red dot appeared on my radar below.
When what should appear under the moon, but a Canyon Krayt Dragon chillin on a dune.
With a quick /prone I dropped lickety-split, here was my chance, Holy Sh!t!!
Faster than Han Solo with his blaster, I typed and I spammed all the shots I had mastered
Now mindshot, now headshot, now flurry and conceal, I hope I dont miss or I'm his next meal.
I fired and fired and fired till I puked, The poor dragons HAM looked like ithadbeennuked.
The Krayt gave up his life with a thunderous roar, but little did I know what he had in store.
I looted the corpse with a little trepidation,But it was more glorious than all my imagination.
When all was done I had 16 segments, four tissues too. I could now get a Krayt laser,allshiny and new.
With another /burst run i ran with delight, Merry Christmas to all and what a he11 of a night!
Merry Christmas and Happy Holidays to all you Rifleman-Rulph.
