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Cpl_Fisher wrote:
RebRifle wrote:
/stumbles into the hall
Argh my head, man the last thing i remember is doing body shots of a Twi'lek bar girl in coronet. Then i woke upnaked in the middle of the tat desert with just my rifle., took me 3 hours to reach anchorhead.
/pops asprin
Can anyone say what the helldid i do last night?
/raises his rifle and shoots
God dam jedi they are like cockroaches!!!!
You killed 3 jedi in a drunken shoot out. GJ man!
Yeah that's right! You killed 3 Jedi!
Do not watch the tape Marked "What RebRifle really did."
Sotaudi wrote:
Mmmmmm...Jawa beer. Made from fresh, squeezed Jawas.
LMAO.....
I mean... Ewwwwwww..
*ponders*
Breath of Heaven... Hmmmm.. lets hope the "Almighty" doesnt have Halitosis!
/reaches for a muon and brandy without thinking about it
DAMN! Its hard to drop old habits. I'm glad those doctors and cms came through here a few months back with that intervention, the whole year before that is a blur. They may have helped us kick our muon and brandy habits, but we seemed to just pass it along to them.
/grabs a piece of hard candy from the bowl on the table instead and starts handing out pixie
PyscoJuggalo wrote:
(incense burn,Spice heads run around the Rifleman Hall with a bong filled with Grey Gabarki. A cold chill air fills the room)
Ahhh, I think it's time for Revolations from THE RIFLENOMICAN:
.......and if thine eyes gazeith upon the old man, kickith him werest it is soft and causeith much pain by the will of the Dark Ones. If the old man keeps following thee around the many wonders kickith him again in the spot that causith most pain. If the old man still haunts ye days and nights, beatith him with the butt of thine Advanced Laser Rifle and runith away like a happy gazell with big floppy ears....................
-Riflenomican Verse 2,289,077 Chapter 32,877 "Angela Jolie, Her Kinky Blood Fetish, and You"
Message Edited by PyscoJuggalo on 08-23-2005 01:05 AM
Where was this info when I needed it Pysco. I talked to thisold mana while back when I was in a drunken, muon indused, walking coma. He started having me run all these errands and then sent me way out in the middle of nowhere on Dant. These wierd people were stuck in some small village and wanted my help killing hundreds of sith pirates.
Then they suggested I throw grenades at creatures and bring proof of my exploits back with me. My last few days there they must have got tired of me because they started giving me way more credit for my grenade kills and let me learn many things to augment my rifle and pistol skills.
After that they had me kill some guy with one arm and his buddies. While I still know how to use this T21, my pistol skills are seriously lacking at this point and I all but forgot how to use a carbine. It seems the more I use this wierd glowing stick the worse my ability to shoot guns is.
I know I said I would never do what I did, and that I would be rifle forever, but I finally broke down. Sorry guys, I'll miss coming here. 
Geddeo wrote:
/reaches for a muon and brandy without thinking about it
DAMN! Its hard to drop old habits. I'm glad those doctors and cms came through here a few months back with that intervention, the whole year before that is a blur. They may have helped us kick our muon and brandy habits, but we seemed to just pass it along to them.
/grabs a piece of hard candy from the bowl on the table instead and starts handing out pixie
PyscoJuggalo wrote:
(incense burn,Spice heads run around the Rifleman Hall with a bong filled with Grey Gabarki. A cold chill air fills the room)
Ahhh, I think it's time for Revolations from THE RIFLENOMICAN:
.......and if thine eyes gazeith upon the old man, kickith him werest it is soft and causeith much pain by the will of the Dark Ones. If the old man keeps following thee around the many wonders kickith him again in the spot that causith most pain. If the old man still haunts ye days and nights, beatith him with the butt of thine Advanced Laser Rifle and runith away like a happy gazell with big floppy ears....................
-Riflenomican Verse 2,289,077 Chapter 32,877 "Angela Jolie, Her Kinky Blood Fetish, and You"
Message Edited by PyscoJuggalo on 08-23-2005 01:05 AM
Where was this info when I needed it Pysco. I talked to thisold mana while back when I was in a drunken, muon indused, walking coma. He started having me run all these errands and then sent me way out in the middle of nowhere on Dant. These wierd people were stuck in some small village and wanted my help killing hundreds of sith pirates.
Then they suggested I throw grenades at creatures and bring proof of my exploits back with me. My last few days there they must have got tired of me because they started giving me way more credit for my grenade kills and let me learn many things to augment my rifle and pistol skills.
After that they had me kill some guy with one arm and his buddies. While I still know how to use this T21, my pistol skills are seriously lacking at this point and I all but forgot how to use a carbine. It seems the more I use this wierd glowing stick the worse my ability to shoot guns is.
I know I said I would never do what I did, and that I would be rifle forever, but I finally broke down. Sorry guys, I'll miss coming here.
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
(I'm sure that was uncalled for, but I just watched my EP3 Bootleg)
I'm telling you going Jedi is going to be frustrating, don't do it(I figured this out, when I contemplated becoming a Jedi just before Pub 9):
So you become a Jedi, you have to grind billions of MOB's and for what?
-A FRS that only exploiters will be ranked in?
-A Glowstick that will earn you the secret contempt of your groupmates?
-To become a Master Defender/MLS/......whatever and to realize, hey CM's kick my arse and this is the only template viable for Jedi VRS Jedi Combat.
-To become a Master Powers/Enhancer/.....whatever and then to realize, hey I can kick normal temp's arses but other Jedi wipe the floor with me.
I'm telling ya, if your bored,
-grind out other templates on other servers and experiment (I am currently and it is actually pretty fun).
scoodoobydoo wrote:
i want my brandy muon musician buff doctor buff and t21s back
i dont like the
trando rifle or
advanced lazer rifle
i like the cdef rifle but it sucks : (
Cries for his T21's
PyscoJuggalo wrote:
(I'm sure that was uncalled for, but I just watched my EP3 Bootleg)
Oh crap, I was laughing so hard at Tucker in that one. Griff was funny, but Tucker was down right hilarious.
EP3? I assumed you meant PAX and were talking about the RVB episode that just got released. If you were not, go watch it and you will understand what I'm talking about.
I'm telling you going Jedi is going to be frustrating, don't do it(I figured this out, when I contemplated becoming a Jedi just before Pub 9):
So far it isn't that frustrating, but I'm getting close to dropping master rifle and I have a feeling that it will all sink in at that point. Geddeo will have been master rifle for 2 years in November
So you become a Jedi, you have to grind billions of MOB's and for what?
Originally it was to unock my extra character so our guild could start a town, but since 2 other guild members are still grinding it gives me an excuse to play with them.
-A FRS that only exploiters will be ranked in?
I have never really been concerned with rank.
-A Glowstick that will earn you the secret contempt of your groupmates?
As long as they keep it secret how would I know?
-To become a Master Defender/MLS/......whatever and to realize, hey CM's kick my arse and this is the only template viable for Jedi VRS Jedi Combat.
-To become a Master Powers/Enhancer/.....whatever and then to realize, hey I can kick normal temp's arses but other Jedi wipe the floor with me.
My Jedi template is not going to solo or duel, it will be for fighting in a small squad of 3 that will work together to flank in large scale engagements
I'm telling ya, if your bored,
-grind out other templates on other servers and experiment (I am currently and it is actually pretty fun).
Never done any other servers, but I have done a lot of professions.
-Pick up BH, BH has the best content in the game, hunting other people. I can stalk 1 Jedi for hours and just strike at their very weakest, there is nothing like that rush.
I've done this and it was a lot of fun. I've had epic battles with jedi that lasted for 30min+, but all that came from it was my template ended up being nerfed because of all the jedi whining. If you read the jedi boards now it looks like combat medic and doc are next in line for a nerf. Can't beat em, join em.
-Try to start a city or take over a dying city (One of my ambitions for the future).
-Well your apart of a PA, so starting a new PA idea is no good for you, but if you were'nt it would be something to do.
Don't give into Jedi's illusions of happyness. The profession will make you bitter and angry.
Here's hoping that they make a jedi free server before I grind my jedi all the way and become bitter and angry.
Message Edited by Geddeo on 08-31-2005 11:54 AM
Geddeo wrote:
Here's hoping that they make a jedi free server before I grind my jedi all the way and become bitter and angry.
On TC we are starting two non-Jedi guilds one Reb and one Imp, might want to check that out if your interested.
Message Edited by PyscoJuggalo on 08-31-2005 06:01 PM
1002 Posts in the Rifleman Hall
1000 + 2 posts
Lock the door, let'sget drunksome more
PsychoticChipmunk wrote:
1002 Posts in the Rifleman Hall
1000 + 2 posts
Lock the door, let'sget drunksome more
1002 posts in the rifleman hall.
Woot! Keg Stand!
If Dvader could see his post now.
Geddeo wrote:
PsychoticChipmunk wrote:
1002 Posts in the Rifleman Hall
1000 + 2 posts
Lock the door, let'sget drunksome more
1002 posts in the rifleman hall.
Woot! Keg Stand!
If Dvader could see his post now.
I miss em too and everybody else from the old Forum
PyscoJuggalo wrote:
Geddeo wrote:
PsychoticChipmunk wrote:
1002 Posts in the Rifleman Hall
1000 + 2 posts
Lock the door, let'sget drunksome more
1002 posts in the rifleman hall.
Woot! Keg Stand!
If Dvader could see his post now.
I miss em too and everybody else from the old Forum
/sadpanda