Rifleman Archive

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Waste93 wrote:

PyscoJuggalo wrote:

Once apon a time in a land far, far way, there was a Rifleman. His name was....... Ralph. Well Ralph likes ponies so one day he went to the State's Fair................. to steal one. But when he got there... all the ponies were suffering from gumption. So he decided to....... put a damage powerup... Then he pulled out his dictionary to lookup gumption...Then upon finding one of the definitions meant "horse sense," Ralph and ponies laughed and laughed at the humorous play on words. Then Ralph and the ponies frolicked, because, if there is one thing ponies like more than a good play on words, it is frolicking...in the mud. At which time an old goat joined them and got all dirty. At which point Ralph said....."You dirty goat, your ruining the pony's gumption. He's gonna turn out to be a lazy slacker like...His mudder." Then he gave the goat the angry eye and...Decided he had the gumption to make some goat stew. So put the powerup on his T21...And chase some potatoes around the yard" he muttered. "Boy, an E-11 would........

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really cook these potatoes so that they were...

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PsychoticChipmunk wrote:

Once apon a time in a land far, far way, there was a Rifleman. His name was....... Ralph. Well Ralph likes ponies so one day he went to the State's Fair................. to steal one. But when he got there... all the ponies were suffering from gumption. So he decided to....... put a damage powerup... Then he pulled out his dictionary to lookup gumption...Then upon finding one of the definitions meant "horse sense," Ralph and ponies laughed and laughed at the humorous play on words. Then Ralph and the ponies frolicked, because, if there is one thing ponies like more than a good play on words, it is frolicking...in the mud. At which time an old goat joined them and got all dirty. At which point Ralph said....."You dirty goat, your ruining the pony's gumption. He's gonna turn out to be a lazy slacker like...His mudder." Then he gave the goat the angry eye and...Decided he had the gumption to make some goat stew. So put the powerup on his T21...And chase some potatoes around the yard" he muttered. "Boy, an E-11 would........really cook these potatoes so that they were...nice and tastey. But then his pony, bill, asked what taters where. So Ralph...

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Waste93 wrote:

PsychoticChipmunk wrote:

Once apon a time in a land far, far way, there was a Rifleman. His name was....... Ralph. Well Ralph likes ponies so one day he went to the State's Fair................. to steal one. But when he got there... all the ponies were suffering from gumption. So he decided to....... put a damage powerup... Then he pulled out his dictionary to lookup gumption...Then upon finding one of the definitions meant "horse sense," Ralph and ponies laughed and laughed at the humorous play on words. Then Ralph and the ponies frolicked, because, if there is one thing ponies like more than a good play on words, it is frolicking...in the mud. At which time an old goat joined them and got all dirty. At which point Ralph said....."You dirty goat, your ruining the pony's gumption. He's gonna turn out to be a lazy slacker like...His mudder." Then he gave the goat the angry eye and...Decided he had the gumption to make some goat stew. So put the powerup on his T21...And chase some potatoes around the yard" he muttered. "Boy, an E-11 would........really cook these potatoes so that they were...nice and tastey. But then his pony, bill, asked what taters where. So Ralph...

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started to reply that they were for eating as everyone knew. Then realized that his pony had spoken to him and asked Bill....

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beamstalk wrote:

Well guys if you hadn't noticed I have been absent lately, I just got married irl and went on a honeymoon for a couple of weeks.

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DVader539 wrote:

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beamstalk wrote:

Well guys if you hadn't noticed I have been absent lately, I just got married irl and went on a honeymoon for a couple of weeks.

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Congrats! That's awesome!

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Yeah! Hope you're enjoying yourself

And come back soon

Congratswith your marriage and remember children are evil, that they are pure and innocent crap is BS they are all the spawn of the Devil

Sorry Your leaving SWG, it's getting pretty depressing, everyone from the boards is deciding on leaving Can't really find fault in your reasons because I have had simmilar feelings about the direction of the game myself. Hopefully COH works out for ya and these developers here get their act together and realize there are 34 professions, not just Jedi. Hopefully you can return to a game that has room for Riflemen, Pistoleers, Carbineers, BH's, Commandos, ect and Jedi, if notyou got the memories of a game that was fun and people who were pretty cool.

GoodLuck in your Future gaming and that crap about kids is a joke, don't take it seriously

Message Edited by PyscoJuggalo on 07-14-2004 04:55 PM

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DVader539 wrote:

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beamstalk wrote:

Well guys if you hadn't noticed I have been absent lately, I just got married irl and went on a honeymoon for a couple of weeks.

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Congrats! That's awesome!

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PyscoJuggalo wrote:

Once apon a time in a land far, far way, there was a Rifleman. His name was....... Ralph. Well Ralph likes ponies so one day he went to the State's Fair................. to steal one. But when he got there... all the ponies were suffering from gumption. So he decided to....... put a damage powerup... Then he pulled out his dictionary to lookup gumption...Then upon finding one of the definitions meant "horse sense," Ralph and ponies laughed and laughed at the humorous play on words. Then Ralph and the ponies frolicked, because, if there is one thing ponies like more than a good play on words, it is frolicking...in the mud. At which time an old goat joined them and got all dirty. At which point Ralph said....."You dirty goat, your ruining the pony's gumption. He's gonna turn out to be a lazy slacker like...His mudder." Then he gave the goat the angry eye and...Decided he had the gumption to make some goat stew. So put the powerup on his T21...And chase some potatoes around the yard" he muttered. "Boy, an E-11 would........really cook these potatoes so that they were...nice and tastey. But then his pony, bill, asked what taters where. So Ralph...started to reply that they were for eating as everyone knew. Then realized that his pony had spoken to him and asked Bill...."How do you know about taters precious?". Bill replied "Quit that Gollum impersonation crap, thats as old............

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Waste93 wrote:

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PyscoJuggalo wrote:

Once apon a time in a land far, far way, there was a Rifleman. His name was....... Ralph. Well Ralph likes ponies so one day he went to the State's Fair................. to steal one. But when he got there... all the ponies were suffering from gumption. So he decided to....... put a damage powerup... Then he pulled out his dictionary to lookup gumption...Then upon finding one of the definitions meant "horse sense," Ralph and ponies laughed and laughed at the humorous play on words. Then Ralph and the ponies frolicked, because, if there is one thing ponies like more than a good play on words, it is frolicking...in the mud. At which time an old goat joined them and got all dirty. At which point Ralph said....."You dirty goat, your ruining the pony's gumption. He's gonna turn out to be a lazy slacker like...His mudder." Then he gave the goat the angry eye and...Decided he had the gumption to make some goat stew. So put the powerup on his T21...And chase some potatoes around the yard" he muttered. "Boy, an E-11 would........really cook these potatoes so that they were...nice and tastey. But then his pony, bill, asked what taters where. So Ralph...started to reply that they were for eating as everyone knew. Then realized that his pony had spoken to him and asked Bill...."How do you know about taters precious?". Bill replied "Quit that Gollum impersonation crap, thats as old............

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Gandolf's underwear. Ralph became irritated at Bill's gumption andeviserated him, using his entrails....

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PyscoJuggalo wrote:

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UWSkeletor wrote:

*gasp*

*looks at page number*

Somehow we let this drift down to page 6! I feel so dirty.

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We must all purify ourselves by............

/thinks of something sadistic and cruel

Watching infinately looped movie clips of Jar Jar Binks for 8 hours straight.

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*puts hands over his ears and screams*

Me-sa thinks I've learned my lesson, O-B-K?

AHHHHHHHHHHH

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