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Waste93
Thu Jun 10, 2004 10:54 am
#587
Some Rifleman had in their sig links to two thread. Both about how the Devs hated Riflemen. Maybe we should drag those up first.
Sotaudi wrote:
On the other hand with what we have been hearing of the combat "balance," all the "The Devs hate riflemen" posts will make sense again.
PsychoticChipmunk
Thu Jun 10, 2004 1:05 pm
#588
Don't worry, Harpoon is banned from the hall and we have legions of newbs to be sent to their unwitting demise to keep him banned.
Geddeo
Thu Jun 10, 2004 2:28 pm
#589
Harpoon still lives?
*looks around*
Ok, who's job was it to "take care of" the HARPOON problem?
*points at all the rebels accusingly*
See what your mercy might bring apon us? If he does come back remember to shoot first and ask questions later, and always aim for the head, unless the combat balance is in effect, then use SS2 on him. We should probably borrow a flame thrower to burn the corpse just in case.
*looks around*
Ok, who's job was it to "take care of" the HARPOON problem?
*points at all the rebels accusingly*
See what your mercy might bring apon us? If he does come back remember to shoot first and ask questions later, and always aim for the head, unless the combat balance is in effect, then use SS2 on him
. We should probably borrow a flame thrower to burn the corpse just in case.
Waste93
Thu Jun 10, 2004 2:37 pm
#590
Well if the combat nerf goes thru as rumored looks like you'll be able to add to it.
DVader539 wrote:
Oh, it's still there... And I don't think I'll be taking it down anytime soon. What the Devs did was pretty bad in my opinion, and despite the fact that we now work, they've still been arses about some issues.
beamstalk
Thu Jun 10, 2004 3:33 pm
#591
Geddeo wrote:
*wades through the cans of Blue Ribbon in the fridge to find his last bottle of Anchorsteam and goes to sit down*
Hey, who told this noob he could sit on my couch?
Is that puke?!!!
I leave for 3 weeks and all hell breaks loose in here, at least no one drank my beer
BTW Kel, where do you live that you go wine tasting? I thought that was a California thing.
Message Edited by Geddeo on 06-10-2004 09:28 AM
Missouri baby right outside of St. Louis, all along the highway
PyscoJuggalo
Thu Jun 10, 2004 11:29 pm
#592
.....And Harpoon Shall come and spread his foul rantings and nerf herders shall gather at the Rifleman's forum to battle himcalling him insane saying "Hast thinemind been infected with a demon of insanity? Ist thou a n00b? Hast thou even Mastered rifleman? Do'st thou speaketh from thine ass?" and Harpoon shalt reply "BH and Pistoleer are Ub3r in the eye's of the Dark Developers, Pistoleer is thinefavoried profession." Then the Nerf herders will sacfirce many sheeps, goats, llamas, and antilopes to the Dark Developers so that the Demonic Combat Nerf is brought down on the Rifleman faithful. Dark times shalt come and the air will be foul with Nerfery
-Chapter 4,903 How Shoe Polish Is Made, line 7,035, 483 of the Riflenomican
UWSkeletor
Fri Jun 11, 2004 12:10 am
#593
*his eyes become glossed over and roll back into his head*
...and with the combat balance will come great evil. It will mark the return of TekDragon and HARP00N!
*shakes his head*
wow, how old is that PBR? 
XaverriJade7
Fri Jun 11, 2004 12:43 am
#594
UWSkeletor wrote:
*his eyes become glossed over and roll back into his head*
...and with the combat balance will come great evil. It will mark the return of TekDragon and HARP00N!
*shakes his head*
wow, how old is that PBR?
HARP00N, NOOOOOOOOO!!!! 
I don't remeber TekDragon, but I loved HARP00N's comments- always funny when people reacted to him
Sotaudi
Fri Jun 11, 2004 1:30 am
#595
PyscoJuggalo wrote:
.....And Harpoon Shall come and spread his foul rantings and nerf herders shall gather at the Rifleman's forum to battle himcalling him insane saying "Hast thinemind been infected with a demon of insanity? Ist thou a n00b? Hast thou even Mastered rifleman? Do'st thou speaketh from thine ass?" and Harpoon shalt reply "BH and Pistoleer are Ub3r in the eye's of the Dark Developers, Pistoleer is thinefavoried profession." Then the Nerf herders will sacfirce many sheeps, goats, llamas, and antilopes to the Dark Developers so that the Demonic Combat Nerf is brought down on the Rifleman faithful. Dark times shalt come and the air will be foul with Nerfery
-Chapter 4,903 How Shoe Polish Is Made, line 7,035, 483 of the Riflenomican
Your list of animals reminded me that one of our guild members referred to Pickets as "Gigantalopes."
Irish1
Fri Jun 11, 2004 4:55 am
#596
*Malroy takes a drink of Lum* Whooo, that was scary. About the Harpoon and Nurf Herders. Man what direction will the Riflenomican take next, stay tuned.
Question: If this person is so bad, why has he not been taken out already? I mean we are a hall of psycho's (and drunks). It seems logical that this is a problem that can be easily remidied with a few well placed MS3's, ranged kill and rez packs (repeap process 15 times).
And we can't send the noobs, who will get more beer and pretzels and pirated copies of SWIII? Noobs are the work horses of the hall. For example "Noobie, need more beer over here. Get some for everyone else. And the good stuff...not that brown crap I saw someone drinking earlier!!!"
PsychoticChipmunk
Fri Jun 11, 2004 7:55 am
#597
Sotaudi wrote:
PyscoJuggalo wrote:
.....And Harpoon Shall come and spread his foul rantings and nerf herders shall gather at the Rifleman's forum to battle himcalling him insane saying "Hast thinemind been infected with a demon of insanity? Ist thou a n00b? Hast thou even Mastered rifleman? Do'st thou speaketh from thine ass?" and Harpoon shalt reply "BH and Pistoleer are Ub3r in the eye's of the Dark Developers, Pistoleer is thinefavoried profession." Then the Nerf herders will sacfirce many sheeps, goats, llamas, and antilopes to the Dark Developers so that the Demonic Combat Nerf is brought down on the Rifleman faithful. Dark times shalt come and the air will be foul with Nerfery
-Chapter 4,903 How Shoe Polish Is Made, line 7,035, 483 of the Riflenomican
Your list of animals reminded me that one of our guild members referred to Pickets as "Gigantalopes."
Reminded me of the directions for the holy hand grenade of antioch. And that I should watch Monty Python sometime soon.
Sotaudi
Fri Jun 11, 2004 9:23 am
#598
PsychoticChipmunk wrote:
Reminded me of the directions for the holy hand grenade of antioch. And that I should watch Monty Python sometime soon.
*Sotaudi runs down to the local video store for a holodisk of 'Monty Python and the Holy Grail.'*
Hey guys and gals, the clerk at the video store said we never returned the copies of "A New Hope"or several other holodisks we rented right after the Hall was built. We owe something like 32,000,000 credits. That is only like 3 Janta missions from an Improved Job Market, but we need to make sure we get them back on time.
On the up side, we could all group and take the Novices to Dant and get them some level 1,002 Janta missions and tell them they can solo them, then sit back and watch for fun.