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*Malroy swaggers in with a dirty smile.*
Whats all the newbies doing on the roof? Thats like a prime crows nest. Noobs...jeeze. shouldn't they be cleaing out that ventelation shaft outside. I saw some Jawas almost sucked through. And why is there a pile off rotting corpses in the garbage? AND...your box of holocrons was stolen by some pistoleers?
*Malroy rolls his eyes and the and sniffs*
I recognize that smell and the purple haze lingering. OOOOO Sabbac? Can I play?
PsychoticChipmunk wrote:
Look are we playing cardchips or beating people with crowbars? The randomizer's hit like 4 times already geeze.
*Malroy looks around and grins*
Drunken Riflemen/women...just like grandmas house.
*He sets his trusty T-21 (aka The thing that makes you go OWW!) in the corner, and his Jawa Ion Rifle...and his Laser Rifle...and his Tuskan Rifle...and his E-11*
Please don't puke on these. They are my family
So...whos got the Brandy?
A man's drink!
*sets the full glass down and creeps away*
YOu know DVader, fuel is good but tastes a little better if you cut it with Hyperdrive coolant. doesn't burn as much going down.
*MAlroy takes a drag off his hip flask* Just like mother used to make it.
So. 500 posts. That is quite an accomplishment. I have been following your exploits for months now. Sat in the corner quietly and listened. Now that I am a master, I have to say...I LOVE YOU GUYS! *burp*
I mean, you guys rock. I love the newbies tooo...the backbone of our profession *belch* *doubles over and then straightens up and belches blue flame.* Thats better, no stomach pumping here.
I brought something for you guys...
*Malroy opens the door and goes to his new AV-21 land speeder.* In here is your hearts desire. REserve, Jawa Beer, Lomin Ale, and all the ...um...Kessell product you might want. All for you guys inspiring me to kill as many people as possible as far away from them as I can be.
For you DVader...*Malroy taps a few buttons on the data pad* the entire expanded universe on holo-disk. And all 6 of the movies. Well kinda. cound't find a boot leg so the new one is Jawa porn.
My fellow drunken psycho's...a toast to DVader. Our leader, founder, our hero...*another drag off the flask*...Dude...WE LOVE YOU MAN!!!!!!
So does this mean I can't use the crowbar on DVader next? Damn!
Oh well... *finds some random alien noob and starts beating with crowbar*
This is so much fun I can't help myself.
*grabs a Jawa beer and chugs while continuing to "punish" the young rifleman for missing a shot*
PyscoJuggalo wrote:
Get more booze, we are going to need it for the 500'th post celebration![]()
Message Edited by Sotaudi on 04-26-2004 09:49 AM