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PsychoticChipmunk
Thu Apr 15, 2004 12:22 am
#456

Yeah, psyco's seems to be a canadian that can't spell...ey?



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PsychoticChipmunk
Sun Apr 18, 2004 12:36 pm
#457

Look are we playing cardchips or beating people with crowbars? The randomizer's hit like 4 times already geeze.



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Irish1
Sun Apr 18, 2004 3:02 pm
#458

*Malroy swaggers in with a dirty smile.*


Whats all the newbies doing on the roof? Thats like a prime crows nest. Noobs...jeeze. shouldn't they be cleaing out that ventelation shaft outside. I saw some Jawas almost sucked through. And why is there a pile off rotting corpses in the garbage? AND...your box of holocrons was stolen by some pistoleers?


*Malroy rolls his eyes and the and sniffs*


I recognize that smell and the purple haze lingering. OOOOO Sabbac? Can I play?


beamstalk
Mon Apr 19, 2004 9:15 am
#459






PsychoticChipmunk wrote:
Look are we playing cardchips or beating people with crowbars? The randomizer's hit like 4 times already geeze.






*throws the crowbar out the window, shoves the body under the couch* Huh? What? uhm yeah deal me in again...



Kel-jun
Master Rifleman
Dark Blade - PA
Flurry
Thrawn caught his eye; and to Pellaeon's astonishment, the Grand Admiral smiled. "But," he whispered, "it was so artistically done."
Fred_Skinner
Tue Apr 20, 2004 12:15 am
#460

I'm still dizzy... woa... stop the room please...



Frederick Skinner
Antarian Ranger, Ranger(0030), Master Rifleman, CH(4214)
Ranger is not a profession. It's a lifestyle.


Irish1
Tue Apr 20, 2004 7:56 pm
#461

*Malroy looks around and grins*


Drunken Riflemen/women...just like grandmas house.


*He sets his trusty T-21 (aka The thing that makes you go OWW!) in the corner, and his Jawa Ion Rifle...and his Laser Rifle...and his Tuskan Rifle...and his E-11*


Please don't puke on these. They are my family


So...whos got the Brandy?



DVader539
Tue Apr 20, 2004 8:11 pm
#462

Who ain't got brandy?



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DVader539
Tue Apr 20, 2004 8:21 pm
#463

*raises a full glass of starship fuel*
A man's drink!
*sets the full glass down and creeps away*



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PsychoticChipmunk
Tue Apr 20, 2004 8:26 pm
#464



/sigh


I'll go get the Med droid to fire up the stomach pump again. I swear, how can you forget the searing pain that fighter fuel does to your stomach when it just happened last night!


gah



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PyscoJuggalo
Tue Apr 20, 2004 9:21 pm
#465

Get more booze, we are going to need it for the 500'th post celebration



I am the Mad Rifleman, Writer of the Riflenomican. I understand the secrets of the Dark Ancient Developer ones and their Evil. (Maniacal Laughter) He he he he he, Ha ha ha ha ha, Aha ha ha ha!
CM's are like nukes. You have them just incase you need them, but as soon as you start using yours the other guys start using theirs and everything goes to hell-PyschoticChipmunk -The First line of the Riflenomican.
Irish1
Wed Apr 21, 2004 6:43 am
#466

YOu know DVader, fuel is good but tastes a little better if you cut it with Hyperdrive coolant. doesn't burn as much going down.


*MAlroy takes a drag off his hip flask* Just like mother used to make it.


So. 500 posts. That is quite an accomplishment. I have been following your exploits for months now. Sat in the corner quietly and listened. Now that I am a master, I have to say...I LOVE YOU GUYS! *burp*


I mean, you guys rock. I love the newbies tooo...the backbone of our profession *belch* *doubles over and then straightens up and belches blue flame.* Thats better, no stomach pumping here.


I brought something for you guys...


*Malroy opens the door and goes to his new AV-21 land speeder.* In here is your hearts desire. REserve, Jawa Beer, Lomin Ale, and all the ...um...Kessell product you might want. All for you guys inspiring me to kill as many people as possible as far away from them as I can be.


For you DVader...*Malroy taps a few buttons on the data pad* the entire expanded universe on holo-disk. And all 6 of the movies. Well kinda. cound't find a boot leg so the new one is Jawa porn.


My fellow drunken psycho's...a toast to DVader. Our leader, founder, our hero...*another drag off the flask*...Dude...WE LOVE YOU MAN!!!!!!


beamstalk
Wed Apr 21, 2004 8:24 am
#467

So does this mean I can't use the crowbar on DVader next? Damn!


Oh well... *finds some random alien noob and starts beating with crowbar*


This is so much fun I can't help myself.


*grabs a Jawa beer and chugs while continuing to "punish" the young rifleman for missing a shot*





Kel-jun
Master Rifleman
Dark Blade - PA
Flurry
Thrawn caught his eye; and to Pellaeon's astonishment, the Grand Admiral smiled. "But," he whispered, "it was so artistically done."
Sotaudi
Thu Apr 22, 2004 3:02 pm
#468






PyscoJuggalo wrote:
Get more booze, we are going to need it for the 500'th post celebration






Is that 500 posts to the "Rifleman's Hall" (tm), or is it the 500th post saying, "TakeCover does not make you invisibile?" I am confused. Maybe it's the Starfighter fuelfumes coming from DVs glass.

Message Edited by Sotaudi on 04-26-2004 09:49 AM



Sotaudi Crestlighter
Master Rifleman / Master Combat Medic
"The Physician's Pain Reference"

Former Professions
Master Doctor | Master Swordsman | Master Brawler
Master Scout | Ranger



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